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255976  Mr Bleak: "Holy water my ass! The last one pissed in it!"

255984  Mr Bleak: Cat has seen your browser history.

257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257369 Robespierre: Caffeination of South Korea

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
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15. RzK: 1628 points
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 Mr Bleak: @SomeCanadian Mini-meeeee!!! Now all we need is to get the Corgi's right paw into it's mouth...
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Oh My Dog! The little drooly chin! [insert a dozen heart-shaped emojis]
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan A friend's Corg, being unable to figure out how to eat an apple.
 bug: Corgo
 SomeCanadian: It's meeeee!!!
Image 196729   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 satoshi: @SomeCanadian I suspect dog owners also mark their territory with feces. Thats why they always get their dogs to poo on other peoples lawns
 Air Biscuit: "Its magic"
 hajjpodge: Magic poop, you say?
 tib gubb: please don't push your mental illness onto canines.
 SomeCanadian: This is really unhealthy. Dogs mark territory with feces. This will just make them confused and neurotic. If you don't like poop that much don't own a dog.
Image 196728   08-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
 Skaalar: Dude looks like he's having war flashbacks...
 Bu7Z: Starry, starry night.., paint your pallet blue and grey...
Image 196727   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
 VoR: @booger does it matter. I hardly know myself.
 booger: @VoR what do you mean
 SpaceCow: "Wee the people," A leprechauns constitution.
 VoR: Wee people?! Wee people?! I'll show him.....oi you,tall person...yeah look at me. Open that big door for me
Image 196726   08-11-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
 Teechur: @Bu7Z I did that for the longest time until I changed the zoom on my browser and noticed the (reply) button. I felt like an idiot!
 Niels Bohr: Newton's christmas lights
 Bu7Z: @Ulillillia I think I just wanted to type Ulillillia...
 sparename: Newton's Cradle of Filth
 Ulillillia: That's so deliciously evil. I love it.
 Side Boob: Up yours, Newton!
 Bu7Z: I once spent 2 hours untangling a box of fuzzy dice. Imagine a big box of strings, each one with a big plush cube on either end, all just wrapped around each other... It was just about all the stimulation the linear topologist in me could handle.
 Shay: The balls are touching...
 Bu7Z: Balls to this!
Image 196725   08-11-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Image 196724 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Beerarchy. We'll pray for you, Beerarchy.
 bug: terrible mess pending.
Image 196723   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
 Donut: I'm sensing extensive use of Photoshop...perhaps three or more switcherinos, and significant use of patterning. I suggest you put phasers on full, captain.
 Bu7Z: Do I look bovered?
Image 196722   08-11-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 WaffleIron: @NoRagrets Kittens!
 NoRagrets: Drugs guns and gang
 Bu7Z: Yokine, drugs and crime, you think I say that line, just cos it rhymes?
 Rev80: Don't mess with Kittens.. Not only is he captain of his tagging crew, but he'll cut ya..
 tib gubb: wow. that seems really dangerous
Image 196721   08-11-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
 sparename: Where is @Tokyopig?? This is OK for flat screens but Autobad for CRTs on their sides 'cos the colours went funny (Unless your degaussing coils were VERY strong)
 Rev80: I thought weed was the best way to deal with wage slavery?!?!??
 Bu7Z: In other words, if this is working I'm happy being broken.
 tib gubb: another step towards the realization of truth
 Bu7Z: Other than just walking out of the building. Busk for coins, wash windscreens or just rob kunts... Sell a 1m squared canvas covered in random splats of the cheapest oil paint you can get for a few hunge... Collect the dole, become an uber driver...
 horseycabbage: Remember what does the bible say, kids. Wellness is next to gayness.
Image 196720   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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