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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 Mr Bleak: @SomeCanadian Mini-meeeee!!! Now all we need is to get the Corgi's right paw into it's mouth...
 Annoying Vegan : @Knice Oh My Dog! The little drooly chin! [insert a dozen heart-shaped emojis]
 Knice: @Annoying Vegan A friend's Corg, being unable to figure out how to eat an apple. instagram.com/p/BXouu0Egppf/
 bug: Corgo
 SomeCanadian: It's meeeee!!!
Image 196729   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
269
 
 Felicity: @SomeCanadian I suspect dog owners also mark their territory with feces. Thats why they always get their dogs to poo on other peoples lawns
 Air Biscuit: "Its magic"
 hajjpodge: Magic poop, you say?
 tib gubb: please don't push your mental illness onto canines.
 SomeCanadian: This is really unhealthy. Dogs mark territory with feces. This will just make them confused and neurotic. If you don't like poop that much don't own a dog.
Image 196728   08-11-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
189
 
 Skaalar: Dude looks like he's having war flashbacks...
 Bu7Z: Starry, starry night.., paint your pallet blue and grey...
Image 196727   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
347
 
 VoR: @booger does it matter. I hardly know myself.
 booger: @VoR what do you mean
 SpaceCow: "Wee the people," A leprechauns constitution.
 VoR: Wee people?! Wee people?! I'll show him.....oi you,tall person...yeah look at me. Open that big door for me
Image 196726   08-11-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
341
 
 Teechur: @Bu7Z I did that for the longest time until I changed the zoom on my browser and noticed the (reply) button. I felt like an idiot!
 Niels Bohr: Newton's christmas lights
 Bu7Z: @Ulillillia I think I just wanted to type Ulillillia...
 sparename: Newton's Cradle of Filth
 Ulillillia: That's so deliciously evil. I love it.
 Side Boob: Up yours, Newton!
 Bu7Z: I once spent 2 hours untangling a box of fuzzy dice. Imagine a big box of strings, each one with a big plush cube on either end, all just wrapped around each other... It was just about all the stimulation the linear topologist in me could handle.
 Shay: The balls are touching...
 Bu7Z: Balls to this!
Image 196725   08-11-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Image 196724 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Beerarchy. You have brought shame on us, Beerarchy.
Score:
158
 
 bug: terrible mess pending.
Image 196723   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
319
 
 Donut: I'm sensing extensive use of Photoshop...perhaps three or more switcherinos, and significant use of patterning. I suggest you put phasers on full, captain.
 Bu7Z: Do I look bovered?
 sparename: "DO NOT FEED HALLUCINOGENS TO THE EMPATHS!"
Image 196722   08-11-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
341
 
 WaffleIron: @NoRagrets Kittens!
 NoRagrets: Drugs guns and gang
 Bu7Z: Yokine, drugs and crime, you think I say that line, just cos it rhymes?
 Rev80: Don't mess with Kittens.. Not only is he captain of his tagging crew, but he'll cut ya..
 tib gubb: wow. that seems really dangerous
Image 196721   08-11-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
526
 
 sparename: Where is @Tokyopig?? This is OK for flat screens but Autobad for CRTs on their sides 'cos the colours went funny (Unless your degaussing coils were VERY strong)
 Rev80: I thought weed was the best way to deal with wage slavery?!?!??
 Bu7Z: In other words, if this is working I'm happy being broken.
 tib gubb: another step towards the realization of truth
 Bu7Z: Other than just walking out of the building. Busk for coins, wash windscreens or just rob kunts... Sell a 1m squared canvas covered in random splats of the cheapest oil paint you can get for a few hunge... Collect the dole, become an uber driver...
 horseycabbage: Remember what does the bible say, kids. Wellness is next to gayness.
Image 196720   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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