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257443  Sadbot: @a robot Yeah, I'm actually being charitable in an effort to be nicer, but I may have yelled at the screen at the part that was all "yeah, my aunt and several people just died in a bombing, but I really gotta get back to gaming". Nobody in the movie (characters or creators) gave a shit either, it was so cynical. I didn't read the book, but I did listen to the I Don't Even Own a Television episode on it, which reinforces that decision.

257459  sorghum: Huh? @KingTrebek

255976  Mr Bleak: "Holy water my ass! The last one pissed in it!"

255984  Mr Bleak: Cat has seen your browser history.

257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
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10. Yam



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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 6. Side Boob: 2502 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2196 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1998 points
11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
12. Sharkface: 1764 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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 bug: That beaver is right. Teflon coatings of nonstick pans can super-heat and emit toxic fumes when not enough water is present to absorb the heat energy.
 Dr Awkward: Hi Woodchuck, I'm Dad!
 Bu7Z: Even as a dad I think this joke is bad.
Image 196676   08-11-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
394
 
 NoRagrets: @Bu7Z at least you're not a racial stereotype
 Bu7Z: I sent 700 kids in Japan to hospital with seizures?
Image 196675   08-11-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
552
 
 Fancy Clown: Is this text from OJ?
 Bernie 2016: Texting on a whole other level.
 kinggheedra: This is talent
 Zukero: Outrun Emoji Edition.
 Ihminen: New Need For Speed looking shit
 addend: The bigger police cars are slower. That last one is huge.
 Scoo: Dang, I wish I had the time and patience for something like that
Image 196674   08-11-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
169
 
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 addend: "Grrr. My right side is toofless and my left isn't in good shape."
Image 196673   08-11-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
312
 
 SomeCanadian: Looks like it;s highlighting a herpes sore more than anything.
 Ihminen: long live the new flesh
 addend: ...or press "Bad".
 Bu7Z: There is literally nothing else to press..
Image 196672   08-11-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
493
 
 PenguinBartender: *borkfing intensifies*
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I thought it was pizza till I read your comment.
 charlemagne: this steak tastes of fire
 Urn BooUrn: Happy Borfday!!!
 Butcherboy: Hey T-Bone bones aren't safe for dogs
 Bu7Z: Aww yiss, mother fuckin T-bone!
Image 196671   08-11-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
471
 
 Teechur: @Fancy Clown @Bu7Z yeah, well 13 was an ass anyway.
 Fancy Clown: @Bu7Z Damn, I missed this comment. Apols
 Fancy Clown: Sorry, number thirteen...
 Not A Bot: My only remaining fear is this. Except it's exclusive to drinks I can't see through.
 cassette1: The two donkeys on the cover are cute.
 El hefe: And the shows we performed
 Ulillillia: It sold better under the alternate title, "Twelve of the Best Asses"
 Zukero: #1 is named Kong.
 Yam: All donkeys are my favourite.
 Bu7Z: Sorry number thirteen, you didn't make the book.
 Theta Zero: 8 of which are this one but with different hair
Image 196670   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
310
 
 Donut: "Merlin, get out of your vaporizer. Lancelot's here."
 Shay: During the Great Prohibition of 1215 AD, they had to brew their booze deep in the forest.
Image 196669   08-11-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
371
 
 Ihminen: With that font and coloring I first read it as "taste of Ford"
 sparename: "Stuff-Flavoured Vaguely Edible Things"
 Theta Zero: A real taste of...food.
Image 196668   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
396
 
 Fancy Clown: "Hot Wet Asian Tea"
 Fancy Clown: Wet Cereal
 FabricMan: The order should be: Cereal, Hot Cereal, Adult Cereal, and THEN Kids Cereal
 male anon: First the Catholic church and now Cereal?
 Ulillillia: Kids Cereal isn't sexy you perv
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Interestingly, I heard a report on NPR that millennials are eating less cereal than Gen X did at the same age because pouring milk over it is such a damn hassle.
 Scoo: Regular "Cereal" is for Millennials - not quite kids but not really adults, either
 Bu7Z: You mean it wasn't always? Have I been breakfasting wrong all this time?
 Spazstatic: Let's "eat" better
 eider: Please don't cereal shame
Image 196667   08-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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