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221241  Hosebag: This is not my miniature horse, this is not my miniature goat! And I asked myself, well, HOW DID I GET HERE?

221257  jochenau: @ignatz youtube.com/…

221179  doggggggie: Which side did it defect to?

221253  Hosebag: I identify as a apple now, so stop oppressing me.

221261  Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.

221262  Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!

221262  Hosebag: @superfudge They've got lots of sluts in Vegas.

221179  jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.

221290  bug: CLeaning BAd

221278  Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.

221273  jochenau: Swan Lake

221180  pewdiepie: ...I'm not even trying anymore.

220766  Hosebag: @Flapdoodle That's gonna leave a mark.

221259  copunter: ... so they'll push back!

221180  sad face: What the fuck happened to the 70 and 80 degree readings?

221224  Robespierre: Northern Tier people: Soon...

221288  karmakat: FREAKING HORROR SHOW THERE!

221180  kensin: I absolutely do not get this reference.

221281  anonimos: $100 says they're from Calgary. Can't park or drive to save their life.

221287  Pizza: About the beer, I mean.

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221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.



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ColdHotCool uploaded 221056 (709 points)
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Lorm Bembo uploaded 220909 (704 points)
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 8. logono: 1501 points
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10. ColdHotCool: 1363 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. jonz: 1329 points
13. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
14. Warrax: 1270 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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 bug: That beaver is right. Teflon coatings of nonstick pans can super-heat and emit toxic fumes when not enough water is present to absorb the heat energy.
 Dr Awkward: Hi Woodchuck, I'm Dad!
 Bu7Z: Even as a dad I think this joke is bad.
Image 196676   08-11-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
394
 
 NoRagrets: @Bu7Z at least you're not a racial stereotype
 Bu7Z: I sent 700 kids in Japan to hospital with seizures?
Image 196675   08-11-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
552
 
 Fancy Clown: Is this text from OJ?
 dangerkeith3000: Texting on a whole other level.
 kinggheedra: This is talent
 Zukero: Outrun Emoji Edition.
 Ihminen: New Need For Speed looking shit
 addend: The bigger police cars are slower. That last one is huge.
 Scoo: Dang, I wish I had the time and patience for something like that
Image 196674   08-11-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
169
 
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 addend: "Grrr. My right side is toofless and my left isn't in good shape."
Image 196673   08-11-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
312
 
 SomeCanadian: Looks like it;s highlighting a herpes sore more than anything.
 Ihminen: long live the new flesh
 addend: ...or press "Bad".
 Bu7Z: There is literally nothing else to press..
Image 196672   08-11-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
493
 
 PenguinBartender: *borkfing intensifies*
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I thought it was pizza till I read your comment.
 charlemagne: this steak tastes of fire
 Urn BooUrn: Happy Borfday!!!
 Butcherboy: Hey T-Bone bones aren't safe for dogs
 Bu7Z: Aww yiss, mother fuckin T-bone!
Image 196671   08-11-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
471
 
 Teechur: @Fancy Clown @Bu7Z yeah, well 13 was an ass anyway.
 Fancy Clown: @Bu7Z Damn, I missed this comment. Apols
 Fancy Clown: Sorry, number thirteen...
 Not A Bot: My only remaining fear is this. Except it's exclusive to drinks I can't see through.
 dangerkeith3000: The two donkeys on the cover are cute.
 El hefe: And the shows we performed
 Ulillillia: It sold better under the alternate title, "Twelve of the Best Asses"
 Zukero: #1 is named Kong.
 Yam: All donkeys are my favourite.
 Bu7Z: Sorry number thirteen, you didn't make the book.
 Theta Zero: 8 of which are this one but with different hair
Image 196670   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
310
 
 Donut: "Merlin, get out of your vaporizer. Lancelot's here."
 Shay: During the Great Prohibition of 1215 AD, they had to brew their booze deep in the forest.
Image 196669   08-11-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
371
 
 Ihminen: With that font and coloring I first read it as "taste of Ford"
 sparename: "Stuff-Flavoured Vaguely Edible Things"
 Theta Zero: A real taste of...food.
Image 196668   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
396
 
 Fancy Clown: "Hot Wet Asian Tea"
 Fancy Clown: Wet Cereal
 FabricMan: The order should be: Cereal, Hot Cereal, Adult Cereal, and THEN Kids Cereal
 dangerkeith3000: First the Catholic church and now Cereal?
 Ulillillia: Kids Cereal isn't sexy you perv
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Interestingly, I heard a report on NPR that millennials are eating less cereal than Gen X did at the same age because pouring milk over it is such a damn hassle.
 Scoo: Regular "Cereal" is for Millennials - not quite kids but not really adults, either
 Bu7Z: You mean it wasn't always? Have I been breakfasting wrong all this time?
 Spazstatic: Let's "eat" better
 eider: Please don't cereal shame
Image 196667   08-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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