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237800  Butcherboy: I dont like this

237684  some guy : Instructions unclear, drove 55 on I-54 to fifth ave while drinking quarter tank gasoline.

237798  Mr. Shine: Are these from ALDI?

237800  Mr. Shine: "GET 'EM!!"

237687  some guy : or mug

237392  Mr Bleak: Elon Musk launch prototype.

237398  Mr Bleak: Groot: Spiky edition.

237400  Mr Bleak: @Astanapan My guess would be there is a bar nearby...

237824  barfolomew: @Captain Marsupial this one not sexy enough for you?

237819  Mr. Shine: @glenalec that's how I did it. Good job!

237403  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I have. :blush:

237699  some guy : Windowlicky

237823  Mr. Shine: Somebody died for that.

237408  Mr Bleak: Had to visit a customer, so I put on my suit and noticed something in the pocket. Started pulling it out and ... it was very red, very lacy, and Herself had noticed. Now, I *knew* is wasn't underwear, or if it was I had no idea how it got there, but I was crapping myself - who would believe that knickers "appeared" in my pocket without my knowledge? I opened it, and ... A red hairnet, from my last visit to a chocolate factory.

237838  tib gubb: #woke

237810  tib gubb: ...tempting, but i'm gonna have to pass on that one

237837  jochenau: Even the ants are asking: "What is this, a website for zooplankton?"

237411  Mr Bleak: Looks like a normal day in Detroit...

237812  tib gubb: i need that for taking elfies

237763  some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

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3. Yurishiro
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237612 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237623 grizzly: That mother clucker...

237594 XLY: its a percentage of the service quality, not the total $ amount

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237717 E. HONDA: that means they won't put them in a fashionable hospital gown

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237588 Felicity: @a robot Ah, thank you!

237582 Mr. Shine: @tib gubb YES

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11. homeless: 2182 points
12. burritos: 2112 points
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 bug: That beaver is right. Teflon coatings of nonstick pans can super-heat and emit toxic fumes when not enough water is present to absorb the heat energy.
 Dr Awkward: Hi Woodchuck, I'm Dad!
 Bu7Z: Even as a dad I think this joke is bad.
Image 196676   08-11-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 NoRagrets: @Bu7Z at least you're not a racial stereotype
 Bu7Z: I sent 700 kids in Japan to hospital with seizures?
Image 196675   08-11-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 Fancy Clown: Is this text from OJ?
 dangerkeith3000: Texting on a whole other level.
 kinggheedra: This is talent
 Zukero: Outrun Emoji Edition.
 Ihminen: New Need For Speed looking shit
 addend: The bigger police cars are slower. That last one is huge.
 Scoo: Dang, I wish I had the time and patience for something like that
Image 196674   08-11-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 SomeCanadian: *BOOP*
 addend: "Grrr. My right side is toofless and my left isn't in good shape."
Image 196673   08-11-17   Uploaded by    night shift
 SomeCanadian: Looks like it;s highlighting a herpes sore more than anything.
 Ihminen: long live the new flesh
 addend: ...or press "Bad".
 Bu7Z: There is literally nothing else to press..
Image 196672   08-11-17   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 PenguinBartender: *borkfing intensifies*
 Spazstatic: @Bu7Z I thought it was pizza till I read your comment.
 charlemagne: this steak tastes of fire
 Urn BooUrn: Happy Borfday!!!
 Butcherboy: Hey T-Bone bones aren't safe for dogs
 Bu7Z: Aww yiss, mother fuckin T-bone!
Image 196671   08-11-17   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Teechur: @Fancy Clown @Bu7Z yeah, well 13 was an ass anyway.
 Fancy Clown: @Bu7Z Damn, I missed this comment. Apols
 Fancy Clown: Sorry, number thirteen...
 Not A Bot: My only remaining fear is this. Except it's exclusive to drinks I can't see through.
 dangerkeith3000: The two donkeys on the cover are cute.
 El hefe: And the shows we performed
 Ulillillia: It sold better under the alternate title, "Twelve of the Best Asses"
 Zukero: #1 is named Kong.
 Yam: All donkeys are my favourite.
 Bu7Z: Sorry number thirteen, you didn't make the book.
 Theta Zero: 8 of which are this one but with different hair
Image 196670   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 Donut: "Merlin, get out of your vaporizer. Lancelot's here."
 Shay: During the Great Prohibition of 1215 AD, they had to brew their booze deep in the forest.
Image 196669   08-11-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 Ihminen: With that font and coloring I first read it as "taste of Ford"
 sparename: "Stuff-Flavoured Vaguely Edible Things"
 Theta Zero: A real taste
Image 196668   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Fancy Clown: "Hot Wet Asian Tea"
 Fancy Clown: Wet Cereal
 FabricMan: The order should be: Cereal, Hot Cereal, Adult Cereal, and THEN Kids Cereal
 dangerkeith3000: First the Catholic church and now Cereal?
 Ulillillia: Kids Cereal isn't sexy you perv
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Interestingly, I heard a report on NPR that millennials are eating less cereal than Gen X did at the same age because pouring milk over it is such a damn hassle.
 Scoo: Regular "Cereal" is for Millennials - not quite kids but not really adults, either
 Bu7Z: You mean it wasn't always? Have I been breakfasting wrong all this time?
 Spazstatic: Let's "eat" better
 eider: Please don't cereal shame
Image 196667   08-11-17   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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