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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

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221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 sparename: @Bu7Z @Science Actually, Reading (pronounced as Redding) is the County Town of Berkshire (pronounced Barkshire..) UK, so the kid turns into someone from 'Daaan Sarf, Mate', at which, his Northern Mummy gets a little miffed
 Robespierre: Young Sheldon storyboard preview doesn't seem very interesting.
 bug: ...also, I think an ink pen broke inside my underpants.
 Science: @Bu7Z: Close - it's actually European Colonial settlements in Africa, but you're starting to get the picture.
 Bu7Z: @Science oh yeah I get it now, the shopping trolley (or 'cart' as you may call it) represents south east Asia, 'reading' is a metaphor...
 Science: @Bu7Z: OK - the boy in the glasses is fascism, and the mother represents Europe, incredulous at the sudden replacement of freedom. The guy in the hat represents isolationism in the USA prior to us entering WW2 - he's running away to hide from the problem. Superman represents American interests in Europe. It's pretty self-explanatory.
 Bu7Z: I don't get it, there's a dude with a hat, then superman is there. This narrative is hard to follow.
 ChubbyBuddy: *engaging x-ray vision* relax ma'am. your boy here stole a Eugene Levy mask from the Halloween aisle.
 tib gubb: this seems like an ad pro-eugenics
 RiderFan: @DrinkMixMan Its not a comedy.
 DrinkMixMan: Help, My Son is a Nerd!
Image 196645   08-11-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
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It was uploaded by fracking. Your image was bad, fracking.
Image 196643 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by soccer. We'll pray for you, soccer.
Score:
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 Mr Shifty: @Borkf When you are learning to draw but can't master perspective.
 Ulillillia: o.O O.o
 Borkf: So shocking they each ejected an eyeball!
Image 196642   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
228
 
 Mr Shifty: I want one of these to put in my wife's wardrobe
 El Barto: I'm so board of 1 dimensional female characters.
Image 196641   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
478
 
 Robespierre: Mellllllowwwwwwwww...
 Prostata: scooby snacks
 Teechur: Was that lightning? Oh man! You see it, too? Sweeeeeet......
 Mr. Whiskers: Mittens, this isnt weed
 tib gubb: stoned-ass domestic animal chews
 Cami: Sleep tight. You fucking know it.
Image 196640   08-11-17   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
356
 
 Sthenolaidas: U are made of bees
 Aufziehvogel: Und diese Biene die ich meine nennt sixh Mayaaaa! (Maya the Bee Title song is very popular in Germany).
 Dr Awkward: Keep Portland weird
 Skinr: He's playing "Flight of the 12,500 Bumblebees".
Image 196639   08-11-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
454
 
 El Barto: Our lovable idiot hard at work.
 tib gubb: "it's me, the couch monster"
 Skinr: "Those aren't pillows..."
 tib gubb: "know the fear"
Image 196638   08-11-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
457
 
 Theimposter: Mouse says hi.
 tib gubb: bro. do you even floof?
 Ihminen: A dog from the 80's LA rock scene
Image 196637   08-11-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
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 Aufziehvogel: The colors... I see them... Can touch them... Taste them... Uuuuh
Image 196636   08-11-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
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