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221613  Felicity: Implanted tracking device?

221614  addend: 10 cylinders or less.

221249  Felicity: @carpwoman OK. What does that mean? :-)

221430  Felicity: @Teechur Oh, the word Santa in the *title*. :-) I was looking for it under the Santa in the puzzle

221622  beefbeef: This. Every time I do something stupid in traffic I wonder why there are no hand signs for "i'm sorry". We have plenty of signs to say that someone else fucked up or is an idiot, but none for the opposite. That fact almost makes me lose hope for humanity.

221469  apoxia: Yes I read that. They seem pretty identical.

221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

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221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221577 Morpen Lungus: Stay classy Australia.

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious



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Score:
775
 
 Robespierre: He's mocking you.
 El Barto: Little help?
 cenecia: "I think he's talking to you."
 Cami: Point all you like! Cesar Millan has my back.
 raditzu: "Like i even care... i do it for the show"
 tib gubb: doggo knew
 Shay: "Have you been smoking weed?!?!" Ummm...what answer do you want?
 Urn BooUrn: Can you believe this guy?
Image 196613   08-10-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
194
 
 Robespierre: Rather Seussian - or Geiselian; I always get them mixed up.
 Not A Bot: What sort of creature needs two seperate mirrors and sinks but only one tiny single bed? I don't know, but I suspect it's hiding in one of the mirrors. Please send help.
Image 196612   08-10-17   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
721
 
 Robespierre: Well, ain't that too damn bad, gramps.
 wolfpk: Put your damn fur speedo back on He Man!
 Warrax: I'm no doctor, but it might be because your face fell off.
 bug: He-Man episode 34: Skeletor takes a mental health day.
 Mr. Shine: Same.
 addend: *I think I feel unwell.
 Sage: Skeletor is rad. Always.
Image 196611   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
697
 
 Cami: Classic.
 a robot: @Warrax Because the internet.
 Warrax: I don't know why this exists, but alright.
 Dr Awkward: David Van Hasselgogh
 Scoo: Baywartch
Image 196610   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
764
 
 Prostata: gravity is only a theory
 Cami: Refritos give dogs smelly superpowers.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bohab *jetsons hover sfx *
 Bohab: Hoverdog is listening
Image 196609   08-10-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
302
 
 Dr Awkward: Best face swap ever
 Not A Bot: Pro Tip: Unplug the computer before hacking it to pieces.
 Dresdenkeogh: "I'm owl in." "You're never invited back to poker night" " I get it"
Image 196608   08-10-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 196607 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jak. You have brought shame on us, Jak.
Score:
311
 
 Prostata: it's dangerous to go alone. take this.
 Niels Bohr: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
 Bohab: Here, you throw this away
Image 196606   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Nice Ikea hack
 Sandor: Nailed it. Though maybe "hex wrenched it" would be more appropriate.
 trelyate: instructions unclear
Image 196605   08-10-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
352
 
 Mr Shifty: @Warrax Sorry to hear that man.
 Mr Shifty: It wasn't me.
 Warrax: We had one briefly when I was a kid. He knocked over the christmas tree one day and ate all the red candy canes. The next day he knocked it over again and ate all the green ones. Also used to hump the living hell out of stuffed animals. My parents gave him away to someone.
 flyingBEARfish: In his lifetime, my Beagle ate an entire pizza he stole from a closed refrigerator, a box of donuts off a counter twice his height, two hamburgers stolen from two different people during the same party, and an entire leather and cork sandal, including the metal buckle. He was endowed with great power, if only he had not chosen the path of evil and destruction... but he was still a pretty good boy.
 WaffleIron: YES!
Image 196604   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
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