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268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
764
 
 Prostata: gravity is only a theory
 Cami: Refritos give dogs smelly superpowers.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Bohab *jetsons hover sfx *
 Bohab: Hoverdog is listening
Image 196609   08-10-17   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
302
 
 why the long face: Best face swap ever
 Not A Bot: Pro Tip: Unplug the computer before hacking it to pieces.
 Dresdenkeogh: "I'm owl in." "You're never invited back to poker night" " I get it"
Image 196608   08-10-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Image 196607 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jak. We'll pray for you, Jak.
Score:
311
 
 Prostata: it's dangerous to go alone. take this.
 Niels Bohr: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
 Bohab: Here, you throw this away
Image 196606   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
362
 
 Annoying Vegan : Nice Ikea hack
 Sandor: Nailed it. Though maybe "hex wrenched it" would be more appropriate.
 trelyate: instructions unclear
Image 196605   08-10-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
352
 
 Mr Shifty: @Warrax Sorry to hear that man.
 Mr Shifty: It wasn't me.
 Warrax: We had one briefly when I was a kid. He knocked over the christmas tree one day and ate all the red candy canes. The next day he knocked it over again and ate all the green ones. Also used to hump the living hell out of stuffed animals. My parents gave him away to someone.
 flyingBEARfish: In his lifetime, my Beagle ate an entire pizza he stole from a closed refrigerator, a box of donuts off a counter twice his height, two hamburgers stolen from two different people during the same party, and an entire leather and cork sandal, including the metal buckle. He was endowed with great power, if only he had not chosen the path of evil and destruction... but he was still a pretty good boy.
 WaffleIron: YES!
Image 196604   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
537
 
 Theimposter: How not to be seen.
 Air Biscuit: The spiders had incorrectly guessed which pylon he was hiding in.
 White Rice: @Bohab 'tis.
 bug: ...I'm just going through some stuff right now.
 Bohab: Pikmin?
 Scoo: Greetings, fellow Traffic Control Devices
 Yam: Day 57
Image 196603   08-10-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
201
 
 Science: Good to know that advertising was a screed of lies at least as far back as the 50s.
 Gentleman: Why dont they call it Roundtine?
 Niels Bohr: Hey America, remember when you could walk over to your friendly neighborhood apothecary and buy cold medicine with soothing morphine action? That is when America was great.
 Ulillillia: Remember, kids, only members of Annie's Secret Circle can decode Annie's secret message.
 bug: I've got "War Nerves" right now. Thanks, inept world rulers!
 Scoo: B.E.S.U.R.E.T.O.D.R.I.N.K.Y.O.U.R.O.V.A.L.T.I.N.E
 Yam: There was an interesting piece about Milltown pills (Meprobamate) on CBC radio tonight, sort of the marketing of it but also how 1950's nuclear anxiety played into it.
 Mr. Shine: Now with Enitocin(TM)!
Image 196602   08-10-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
576
 
 Air Biscuit: Wheres the tv shaped like an apple?
 Ulillillia: Bwahhh!
 DangitBobby: *Sigh* that boy ain't right...
 Mr. Shine: Always RAD for Animal Crossing
 FabricMan: I sell sparkles and sparkle accessories
 WaffleIron: Dangit!
Image 196601   08-10-17   Uploaded by    lavender
Score:
326
 
 apoxia: Shit song
 bug: I never was much of a fan of this song, but once I found out what it's about, I now fucking hate this song.
 Scoo: You can't stay here
 Yam: I know WHOOO IIIIII want to take me home
Image 196600   08-10-17   Uploaded by    The Bees
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