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257587  Sadbot: "I am off to organize the pre-orgy feast at Golden Corral! Hail Satan!"

257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
761
 
 SunWukong: Test 2: Laser pointer.
 carlin: Purring heard three miles away.
 Bluetocracy: those are "don't judge me" eyes
 Donut: 1 Box of Jungle Kitty, please.
 Not A Bot: Oh, I forgot the breathing holes... we'll just chalk this up to miscarriage. Storks make mistakes, too.
 Knice: I fits; I sits. You lolz; I mauls.
Image 196540   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
234
 
 Mr. Shine: This lasagna is very small.
 ignatz: Cat got your tongue?
Image 196539   08-10-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
346
 
 Theimposter: This guy consumes only media steeped in brutal violence and sex... I better take away his Old Testament.
 Zukero: They're the same.
 Shay: Don't worry, the drugs will cancel out the violence when we got sex & rock 'n roll.
 lizzz: "Good Music." Heh. In this day and age?
 Bluetocracy: I don't understand. They are both the same, right?
 Dr Awkward: This would make more sense if it was a popped vs unpopped collar
 Minnesotan: second guy's way cooler and more fun to be around
 WaffleIron: Never part your hair on the right, unless this is supposed to be a mirror.
 Bill Rye: second guy's like "how have I been missing out on this stuff for so long??"
Image 196538   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Image 196537 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Porbo Mellus. You have brought shame on us, Porbo Mellus.
Score:
528
 
 Zukero: I'll write that he's the happiest man alive.
 Air Biscuit: "Never worry what others think of you because noone is thinking of you"
 Warrax: Same, but also please don't write about me. Or whatever.
 SCheeseman: cheer up buddy :(
 SunWukong: Rad for NJPW.
 Yam: Poor guy. Have a Yoshinoya beef bowl, that'll perk you up.
Image 196536   08-10-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
212
 
 Science: Another abandoned dog. How depressing.
 Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."
 Psymon: I could have a heart attack for cheaper than $5.79
 Chest Rockwell: A poor decision was made here.
Image 196535   08-10-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
379
 
 tib gubb: surprisingly accurate
 NFLitGirl: I thought this was Mitt Romney at first
 Warrax: Strap in kids, we're now merging on to the W W W.
 Spazstatic: He's got his web browsing harness. He's ready!
 watwatwat: Hang on - it's about to crash!
 Donut: Back then, the only exciting thing about the Internet was Bromwyn The Bunny, Evil Barney fanfictions, and Dysfunctional Family Circus. That dude is trying WAY too hard.
 SunWukong: He's going bananas about the Spaceship.
 WaffleIron: That laptop has about enough battery life to get you through the entire roller coaster ride.
Image 196534   08-10-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
171
 
 sparename: "Sean, feed the chimp..."
 Flarmie: @cenecia I didn't want to.
 SunWukong: Build ark.
 cenecia: -Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
 WaffleIron: Wakeup (optional)
Image 196533   08-10-17   Uploaded by    jeffrey
Score:
289
 
 Science: Dootstock
 Sage: Memento Mori.
 DangitBobby: Dootbury Festival
 Dr Awkward: That must be Sean.
 Not A Bot: What is the hilt made of, then?
Image 196532   08-10-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
595
 
 Religion X: @Knice agreed!
 Hosebag: The neighborhood was great until those toads started moving in.
 Dr Awkward: When you start your life as a RADpole
 Psymon: Toady Hawk
 PenguinBartender: Battletoads reboot looking good. You know, getting back to basics.
 Knice: TOADALLY RAD!!!
Image 196531   08-10-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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