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234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

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233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.



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Score:
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 mrwiffler: Spoiler....They kill you.
 Robespierre: Colour me dubious.
 Borkf: @Theta Zero but only until 6 o'clock. We've got to go home for dinner.
 Zukero: ...yet.
 addend: ...but our dolls might.
 Theta Zero: Come play with us
 tib gubb: you can trust us
 Fancy Clown: I'd still rather not take any chances
Image 196047   08-08-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
531
 
 mrwiffler: @Not A Bot Help us out here?
 funny in the wall: @mrwiffler right? not a rodent, for sure. some sort of marsupial analog of something normal?
 mrwiffler: What the hell is this?
 Theta Zero: BALALALALALA
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 karmakat: you SEE THOSE! they aren't TOYS!
 piranharama: Me so *hooorny*
Image 196046   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
481
 
 Catcat: @Teechur well, yeah. Imagine if the youngest class you teach wrote a dirty book about BDSM. That's the level of writing we're dealing with.
 Teechur: @Catcat No. I have learned my lesson.
 Catcat: @Teechur Have you tried 50 Shades?
 Teechur: @Catcat When I saw the Twilight books on the stoodints' desks, I asked to borrow them so I could "keep in touch" with popular (ahem) 'literature'. I had to read the last 50 pages of the last book out loud in a whiny voice so my wife could share in the agony.
 Felicity: Typoshirt?
 Catcat: Seriously, listen to IDEOTV podcast about bad books.
 Catcat: There are books that are good, there are books that are bad, there's some book so fucking awful you wish you never had read them at all, 'cos a novel can ruin your life! Hey buddy, I don't even own a television!
 Teechur: I have read some shit books, unfortunately. Halfway through I realize it isn't getting any better, but I've invested THIS much time, I may as well stay the course.....
 Aufziehvogel: Q: What's the difference between books & shit? A: If you don't know you've probably consumed a lot of shit in your life.
Image 196045   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
406
 
 mrwiffler: Gotta love the blobfish.
 Felicity: @Theta Zero And then got weirder from there
 Theta Zero: Pretty sure a David Lynch movie started out like this
 Dr Awkward: "Ki-ids! Daddy, I mean, dinner's ready!!"
Image 196044   08-08-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
243
 
 Donut: It is horrible of visage and it is under five inches long.
 Fancy Clown: "Ugh, fine. You win."
 Aufziehvogel: Brazers lol
 Aufziehvogel: Grindr corrects to grindr here?
 Aufziehvogel: Insert GRINDR logo.
 Dr Awkward: We talkin' rigid or semi-chub?
Image 196043   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
199
 
 Dick Inspector: It has five speeds?
 Felicity: Not just a toilet...a Ferguson
 Aufziehvogel: Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil, On a heavenly level, Bang the bass turn up the treble. Amen!
Image 196042   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Sadpygmy
Score:
518
 
 Queen K: It's just turtles all the way down
 addend: Dooon't... taaalk... to meee... ooor my son... everrr... againnn.
Image 196041   08-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
185
 
 Teechur: Mistakes were made.
Image 196040   08-08-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
395
 
 Not A Bot: What exactly do they expect to be done with that head of lettuce? Or is that all for just one person? One really gross, lonely person.
 grizzly: Pretty sure this is naturally occurring materia.
 Borkf: I'm guessing it's probably the lava level next.
 Zukero: It's water, only much cooler.
Image 196039   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
207
 
 Donut: "I was injured greatly in the past world war, but all people ask me nowadays is "oh, your penis works again? That's amazing!" Some people have no tact."
 funny in the wall: @Felicity at tax payers' expense
 Felicity: Thatll put some lead in his pencil
 Amy Housewine: "Doctor, do you suffer from erectile disfunction?"
Image 196038   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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