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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!


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 mrwiffler: Spoiler....They kill you.
 taiko: Colour me dubious.
 Borkf: @Theta Zero but only until 6 o'clock. We've got to go home for dinner.
 Zukero: ...yet.
 addend: ...but our dolls might.
 Theta Zero: Come play with us
 tib gubb: you can trust us
 Fancy Clown: I'd still rather not take any chances
Image 196047   08-08-17   Uploaded by    White Rice
 mrwiffler: @Not A Bot Help us out here?
 funny in the wall: @mrwiffler right? not a rodent, for sure. some sort of marsupial analog of something normal?
 mrwiffler: What the hell is this?
 tib gubb: AAAAAA
 karmakat: you SEE THOSE! they aren't TOYS!
 piranharama: Me so *hooorny*
Image 196046   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Catcat: @Teechur well, yeah. Imagine if the youngest class you teach wrote a dirty book about BDSM. That's the level of writing we're dealing with.
 Teechur: @Catcat No. I have learned my lesson.
 Catcat: @Teechur Have you tried 50 Shades?
 Teechur: @Catcat When I saw the Twilight books on the stoodints' desks, I asked to borrow them so I could "keep in touch" with popular (ahem) 'literature'. I had to read the last 50 pages of the last book out loud in a whiny voice so my wife could share in the agony.
 flatluigi: Typoshirt?
 Catcat: Seriously, listen to IDEOTV podcast about bad books.
 Catcat: There are books that are good, there are books that are bad, there's some book so fucking awful you wish you never had read them at all, 'cos a novel can ruin your life! Hey buddy, I don't even own a television!
 Teechur: I have read some shit books, unfortunately. Halfway through I realize it isn't getting any better, but I've invested THIS much time, I may as well stay the course.....
 sassysass: Q: What's the difference between books & shit? A: If you don't know you've probably consumed a lot of shit in your life.
Image 196045   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 mrwiffler: Gotta love the blobfish.
 Ment Thorp: @Theta Zero And then got weirder from there
 Theta Zero: Pretty sure a David Lynch movie started out like this
 elmosco: "Ki-ids! Daddy, I mean, dinner's ready!!"
Image 196044   08-08-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Donut: It is horrible of visage and it is under five inches long.
 Fancy Clown: "Ugh, fine. You win."
 RimLickinGood: Brazers lol
 caitelyn: Grindr corrects to grindr here?
 CoffeeAndCigs: Insert GRINDR logo.
 blue shoes: We talkin' rigid or semi-chub?
Image 196043   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
 Dick Inspector: It has five speeds?
 bobby: Not just a toilet...a Ferguson
 digabigpig: Dig it like a shovel rhyme devil, On a heavenly level, Bang the bass turn up the treble. Amen!
Image 196042   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Sadpygmy
 Queen K: It's just turtles all the way down
 addend: Dooon't... taaalk... to meee... ooor my son... everrr... againnn.
Image 196041   08-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Teechur: Mistakes were made.
Image 196040   08-08-17   Uploaded by    afroking
 Not A Bot: What exactly do they expect to be done with that head of lettuce? Or is that all for just one person? One really gross, lonely person.
 grizzly: Pretty sure this is naturally occurring materia.
 Borkf: I'm guessing it's probably the lava level next.
 Zukero: It's water, only much cooler.
Image 196039   08-08-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Donut: "I was injured greatly in the past world war, but all people ask me nowadays is "oh, your penis works again? That's amazing!" Some people have no tact."
 funny in the wall: @Felicity at tax payers' expense
 Uncle Larry: Thatll put some lead in his pencil
 Amy Housewine: "Doctor, do you suffer from erectile disfunction?"
Image 196038   08-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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