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238845  bug: You have to hum the superman theme song when you use it.

238816  Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!

238835  Yurishiro: Doggone!

238836  Yurishiro: What? This was for real?!

238838  Yurishiro: Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!

238839  Yurishiro: LMAO DEWD UR 2 FNY JK LOL

238848  Christina: R2-D2's grampa.

238824  Mr. Shine: @savvoy too much food in the picture, though?

238841  Yurishiro: "Hi I'm Ms. Big Fluffy Paws and how are you today?"

238831  Mr. Shine: This is pretty Metal!

238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

238846  Yurishiro: But can you find the 5th?! Enjoy!

238824  savvoy: That pretty much sums up the Russian economy right there

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238670 El hefe: Shake your phone

238712 Beef Supreme: In the event of a lockdown, he can transform and active shooter into a Jackson Pollock.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238689 grizzly: Deep Thought.

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 9. discodisco: 2203 points
10. Warrax: 2113 points
11. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
12. watwatwat: 2055 points
13. Taters: 2016 points
14. barfolomew: 1922 points
15. Shay: 1895 points
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 Felicity: I want to watch TimeTravelAstronaut play this
 Science: You've been eaten by a Grue.
 Zampano: You wander upon a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You suddenly realized your mom made it for you before your quest. You come walking up from the basement to tell her thank you before descending back down, not to see light again until next week
 Bluetocracy: If only my monitor was CMYK, not RGB
 Donut: ...and then...A WILD POKEMON ATTACKS!
 Greifer: Do your magick
 San DoDo: It helps his name is Nemesis
Image 195765   08-06-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
 jochenau: Actually sums up a storyline involving Moe.
 Shay: That Susie's being a bitch again Hobbes.
Image 195764   08-06-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
 Teechur: The gray ones are my favorite!
 Himesama: That's it mane.
Image 195763   08-06-17   Uploaded by    professional
 Donut: "Ooh! Puppy!" "Careful, honey. That puppy has a knife."
 Tim Rigney: Now his TRAINING is COMPLETE! . . . .
Image 195762   08-06-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 hat thrab: You are the parent I aspire to be someday.
 Himesama: I just finished watching Invader Zim with my kids. We always walk around quoting it.
 FabricMan: You can stop eating food now
 Sadbot: Grimdark WALL-E
Image 195761   08-06-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
 piranharama: @Nopetology If this beast anything like a facehugger, they'll kill the iPhone trying to take it off.
 Annoying Vegan : This is actually a cake
 addend: They didn't bring any clarified butter.
 Nopetology: They're going to surgically remove the iPhone. #191498
 Robespierre: This acupuncture is weird.
 Donut: Don't be fooled. This thing is being positioned carefully on the board so that some other guy can bash it to smithereens with a hammer.
Image 195760   08-06-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Mr Bleak: @Shay He does however get a lot of practice time playing with himself.
 Felicity: It doesnt say if he memorised a French/English translation dictionary or a French dictionary with definitions of French words in French
 Science: I only do this in my off time - I'm usually hunting the great white whale...
 Not A Bot: Dance magic dance, bitches!
 addend: (Clips high-values letters from various magazines. Assembles ransom notes.)
 Tim Rigney: This was in the year immediately following the year in which he memorized "The Many Fuctions of Scissors."
 Himesama: @Sadbot It's the complexion of someone who has memorized the French Dictionary
 Greifer: Twist, he lost in the first round
 Sadbot: Did he put on a baselayer of corpse makeup or is that just natural?
 SunWukong: Zut alors!
 Shay: Also does not play well with others.
Image 195759   08-06-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Image 195758 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by poetrysucks. You have brought shame on us, poetrysucks.
 Felicity: Thrust, Dirge, and the Insecticons
 Greifer: @jochenau no, it's a shooner
 jochenau: *squints* Rorschach wallpaper?
 Robespierre: I prefer flying toasters myself.
Image 195757   08-06-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 Science: The new book by Stephen King: Milkwalkers
 Bluetocracy: If you don't answer these questions, the Milkwalker will sell you to slave traders
 Greifer: Milfwalker is his dancing name
 Uncle Phil: How do those knees work?
 Sadbot: Whomever designed this missed an opportunity to be an outsider art phenom
 Dr. Bathroom: Hey, kids! I'm an abomination!
 FabricMan: The Milkwalker knows all your secrets. All is laid bare before the Milkwalker
 Dan Tagonistic: * Don't talk to anthropomorphic milk cartons
 zupobaloop: That is terrifying.
 WaffleIron: Winter is coming and only I have seen the milkwalkers!
Image 195756   08-06-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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