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253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

253342  Knice: Expecto Patronads

253343  Knice: It's getting fawndled.

253339  Scoo: Not that kind of panic

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

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 Larry Xmas: Hes boxed in
 SCheeseman: Sony
 Donut: At least you tried.
 Bagels: You should be
Image 195498   08-05-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
 pewdiepie: Shes just looking for someone to escort her to family reunions
 thebiglutovsky: Mine was just a stick figure on a piece of paper taped to the chair.
 FabricMan: @fanny Was she wearing a bikini?
 Rev80: Don't laugh at my 21st birthday dinner.. Gaaawwd!
 bug: Why on earth would you buy one that looks disappointed?
 fanny: @mwoody i just remember as a kid my younger sister having a slumber party and my dad making pizza, this one girl asked for milk with it and we didn't have any and she cried until her mom picked her up.
 mwoody: @fanny I won't defend the pillow, but I will die to defend the delicious combination that is pepperoni pizza and a cold glass of milk.
 mrdiron: @FabricMan She's a 500 year old witch inhabiting a 16-year-old's body SO IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL AND NOT CREEPY OR WEIRD
 jochenau: @fanny Milk and pizza actually sounds kind of good right now.
 FabricMan: @fanny He can't pour wine; she's only 16
 Catcat: @fanny a guy with such terminally low self esteem he couldn't even buy a happy waifu pillow.
 mrd0t: incel.jpg
 fanny: even she's disappointed in your sad life. (and who the fuck drinks milk with pizza?)
 Catcat: Awww, there's pizza, but she's already stuffed.
Image 195497   08-05-17   Uploaded by    alborland
 Wooden Spoon: What's the matter Homer? Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a corpsucle before?
 Rev80: Intravenous D' Milo
 bug: What is this from?
 Air Biscuit: Spaghetti-o wo-man wont you take me by the hand, lead me to a place that you understand
 Teechur: @Hosebag They do WHAT to the corpse?!
 Hosebag: @Teechur Those are corpsucles floating with the hemogoblins.
 Teechur: I am the HemoGoblin! I float from place to place on my red blood cellboat.
Image 195496   08-05-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Rev80: This is what Scientologists believe
 Mr. Shine: Potiphar's wife was an unfaithful woman, and falsely accused Joseph of rape when he refused to hook up.
Image 195495   08-05-17   Uploaded by    dope
 Air Biscuit: @Derp Herpigan just bogo purritos
 Bu7Z: "These are a few of my favorite things"
 El Barto: Hahahahaha! Outstanding. Nice one, @Teechur.
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan My catipede, but only in the litterbox.
 Derp Herpigan: Cat centipede? Catipede?
Image 195494   08-05-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 Rev80: Nothing calms the shakes better than Canary flavored cigarettes
 Hosebag: @Bagels Yeah, it's from all the smoking.
 Bagels: That canary is massive
 Catcat: @bug Depends on your CHA and Barter skill
 bug: A bird in the hand is worth 25 cigarettes.
Image 195493   08-05-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Rev80: This is why you never let your dog eat crayons
 Teechur: @bug Gets more colorful each time.
 bug: Taste the rainbow. Barf the rainbow. Eat the rainbow barf again.
Image 195492   08-05-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 rubix1924: You can tell Buck Henry there is thinking about hitting his opponent in the dome with the mallet
 Rev80: I've played many games while taking gas mask hits.. but never croquet.. Hardcore brah.. hardcore
 Cami: This is the compact version of what they wear to bed.
 Zampano: Its All fun and games until someone sneezes or pukes I'm their helmet
 Catcat: Croquet after the nuclear holocaust: preserving the most important of mankind's traditions.
 Wooden Spoon: These guys are going through a lot of effort to smell their own farts.
 Derp Herpigan: Can't say I've ever spaced out in a croquet game.
Image 195491   08-05-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 Greifer: Lazy eyed cat is Lazy
Image 195490   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 Catcat: @El Barto 50% it's just Google Image Search, as fa as I'm concerned!
 El Barto: @Catcat I love 90% of the things I learn from the Greens, Blues and Purples on the friendly spaceship. That is one such example.
 Catcat: ...or it could be the Green Line in Beirut, Lebanon, which is a thing I just found out existed.
 Catcat: Havana?
Image 195489   08-05-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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