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272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

272659  Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272821  trelyate: I do not consent

272816  fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272816  Sadbot: @Knice Working as intended...long pork

272681  Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272776  E. HONDA: Just be happy with your stubby obelisk

272827  fanny: i know i'm in the minority, but Pringles are fucking gross

272734  Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272845  Knice: When you're nearsighted

272844  duckybox: "seriously guys, one of them is squirming up my ass now, its not funny anymore!"

272847  Knice: It's a niche market, but it seems to work.

272816  Butcherboy: Theyre not the ones going about with knives on their feet@Knice

272761  Throwbot: Son, you're adopted

272762  Throwbot: Is that Alan Rickman?

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

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 Larry Xmas: Hes boxed in
 SCheeseman: Sony
 Donut: At least you tried.
 Bagels: You should be
Image 195498   08-05-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
 pewdiepie: Shes just looking for someone to escort her to family reunions
 thebiglutovsky: Mine was just a stick figure on a piece of paper taped to the chair.
 FabricMan: @fanny Was she wearing a bikini?
 Rev80: Don't laugh at my 21st birthday dinner.. Gaaawwd!
 bug: Why on earth would you buy one that looks disappointed?
 fanny: @mwoody i just remember as a kid my younger sister having a slumber party and my dad making pizza, this one girl asked for milk with it and we didn't have any and she cried until her mom picked her up.
 mwoody: @fanny I won't defend the pillow, but I will die to defend the delicious combination that is pepperoni pizza and a cold glass of milk.
 mrdiron: @FabricMan She's a 500 year old witch inhabiting a 16-year-old's body SO IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL AND NOT CREEPY OR WEIRD
 jochenau: @fanny Milk and pizza actually sounds kind of good right now.
 FabricMan: @fanny He can't pour wine; she's only 16
 Catcat: @fanny a guy with such terminally low self esteem he couldn't even buy a happy waifu pillow.
 mrd0t: incel.jpg
 fanny: even she's disappointed in your sad life. (and who the fuck drinks milk with pizza?)
 Catcat: Awww, there's pizza, but she's already stuffed.
Image 195497   08-05-17   Uploaded by    alborland
 Wooden Spoon: What's the matter Homer? Ain't you ever seen a naked chick riding a corpsucle before?
 Rev80: Intravenous D' Milo
 bug: What is this from?
 Air Biscuit: Spaghetti-o wo-man wont you take me by the hand, lead me to a place that you understand
 Teechur: @Hosebag They do WHAT to the corpse?!
 Hosebag: @Teechur Those are corpsucles floating with the hemogoblins.
 Teechur: I am the HemoGoblin! I float from place to place on my red blood cellboat.
Image 195496   08-05-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Rev80: This is what Scientologists believe
 Mr. Shine: Potiphar's wife was an unfaithful woman, and falsely accused Joseph of rape when he refused to hook up.
Image 195495   08-05-17   Uploaded by    dope
 Air Biscuit: @Derp Herpigan just bogo purritos
 Bu7Z: "These are a few of my favorite things"
 El Barto: Hahahahaha! Outstanding. Nice one, @Teechur.
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan My catipede, but only in the litterbox.
 Derp Herpigan: Cat centipede? Catipede?
Image 195494   08-05-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 Rev80: Nothing calms the shakes better than Canary flavored cigarettes
 Hosebag: @Bagels Yeah, it's from all the smoking.
 Bagels: That canary is massive
 Catcat: @bug Depends on your CHA and Barter skill
 bug: A bird in the hand is worth 25 cigarettes.
Image 195493   08-05-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 Rev80: This is why you never let your dog eat crayons
 Teechur: @bug Gets more colorful each time.
 bug: Taste the rainbow. Barf the rainbow. Eat the rainbow barf again.
Image 195492   08-05-17   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
 rubix1924: You can tell Buck Henry there is thinking about hitting his opponent in the dome with the mallet
 Rev80: I've played many games while taking gas mask hits.. but never croquet.. Hardcore brah.. hardcore
 Cami: This is the compact version of what they wear to bed.
 Zampano: Its All fun and games until someone sneezes or pukes I'm their helmet
 Catcat: Croquet after the nuclear holocaust: preserving the most important of mankind's traditions.
 Wooden Spoon: These guys are going through a lot of effort to smell their own farts.
 Derp Herpigan: Can't say I've ever spaced out in a croquet game.
Image 195491   08-05-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 Greifer: Lazy eyed cat is Lazy
Image 195490   08-05-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 Catcat: @El Barto 50% it's just Google Image Search, as fa as I'm concerned!
 El Barto: @Catcat I love 90% of the things I learn from the Greens, Blues and Purples on the friendly spaceship. That is one such example.
 Catcat: ...or it could be the Green Line in Beirut, Lebanon, which is a thing I just found out existed.
 Catcat: Havana?
Image 195489   08-05-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
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