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233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

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233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?



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 Bohab: They're jeaning as hard as they can
 Horatio: 29th best is still pretty good.
 Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron it's hard to revolt when someone else has your genetalia in a vie grip. Good memories!!
 WaffleIron: @Dr Awkward : No jeans or hats in grad school? Did you guys revolt?
 Dr Awkward: My Doctoral advisor did not allow jeans or hats in our clinical research facility. She was jeanist AND hat-ist
 White Rice: Best Jeanist really is the best superhero.
 addend: "It's the 29th contest of 2012, and we're only halfway through the year."
Image 195390   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
590
 
 Bohab: Inexplicably creepy
Image 195389   08-04-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
209
 
 Bohab: These tienemin square reenactments are just getting out of hand
 Dr Awkward: Apparently there is a thing called the Asian Squat that we white folk are bad at.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Felicity stoooool maaaaan, come together, block the man
 Felicity: We need your help, Stoolman. Hes struck again
Image 195388   08-04-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
459
 
 drtofu: Wait, did I leave the oven on?
 Cami: @AlexDeLarge You made me smile so hard I got a cramp.
 AlexDeLarge: "I'm gonna start my own heaven! With blackjack and hookers"!
 WTF: "Got kicked out of Heaven? Man, what was I thinking!"
 Mr. Shine: "Ugh, this bullsh!t again!"
 scribbs: Distraught because he wore the wrong wings to the Victoria Secret's tryouts.
Image 195387   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
306
 
 WaffleIron: My mesquite saplings are doing this too, I don't think it's hot enough on my windowsill.
 Mad Collager: Early experiments making lamp posts into air dancers failed.
 Niels Bohr: This cialis ad is weird.
 WTF: I heard Miami was hot in the summer but this is ridiculous!
 scribbs: "...and the next agenda item: report from Public Works. Steve?" "Yes, Madam Chairman. It seems out lamp posts have clinical depression...."
Image 195386   08-04-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
484
 
 Dr Awkward: @WTF YEAH, that's the kind of action I'm looking for!
 WTF: Bump'N Go
 WotGives: I read "a musicing duck" and felt a strong impulse to slap somebody.
 Felicity: @scribbs Is true
 scribbs: Amusing? That's a pretty low bar for a toy duck.
 Yam: Ashennnnnssss
Image 195385   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
263
 
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to change wheel bearings on mine and parts alone are gonna run me close to $400. Probably more once I read the manual and see that I should probably change tie rods, ball joints, etc. at the same time.
 WaffleIron: Subarohno.
 Dr Awkward: @Ihminen I just spent $1500 on maintenance for my Subaru and this triggers me
 Ihminen: justsubaruthings
 scribbs: "Don't worry, we'll be in Australia in no time."
Image 195384   08-04-17   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
183
 
 scribbs: Even if I had a bed this big, I'd still sleep in the exact same spot.
Image 195383   08-04-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
22
 
 Dr Awkward: Drugs. Not even never.
Image 195382   08-04-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
389
 
 Greifer: All of the above
 Dr Awkward: The spaceship is my happy shamecation
 2Berries: Humiliation Expedition is my stage name
 Niels Bohr: Mortification meander.
 Niels Bohr: Insecurity excursion.
 Niels Bohr: These are all excellent choices. I'm stealing these phrases for sure.
 a robot: "Embarrassment journey" is drunkenly singing "Don't Stop Believing" at karaoke
 scribbs: @Jeffrat And a humiliation expedition is what doctors call their first prostrate examination.
 Jeffrat: Everyone knows what a shamecation is. It's when you take time from work to go to a fan con of any kind, something you can't share with your coworkers.
Image 195381   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Peach Toddler
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