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273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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 Bohab: They're jeaning as hard as they can
 Horatio: 29th best is still pretty good.
 mrmaestro: @WaffleIron it's hard to revolt when someone else has your genetalia in a vie grip. Good memories!!
 WaffleIron: @Dr Awkward : No jeans or hats in grad school? Did you guys revolt?
 Social Vegan: My Doctoral advisor did not allow jeans or hats in our clinical research facility. She was jeanist AND hat-ist
 White Rice: Best Jeanist really is the best superhero.
 addend: "It's the 29th contest of 2012, and we're only halfway through the year."
Image 195390   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
 Bohab: Inexplicably creepy
Image 195389   08-04-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
 Bohab: These tienemin square reenactments are just getting out of hand
 why the long face: Apparently there is a thing called the Asian Squat that we white folk are bad at.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Felicity stoooool maaaaan, come together, block the man
 sad face: We need your help, Stoolman. Hes struck again
Image 195388   08-04-17   Uploaded by    pirate
 drtofu: Wait, did I leave the oven on?
 Cami: @AlexDeLarge You made me smile so hard I got a cramp.
 AlexDeLarge: "I'm gonna start my own heaven! With blackjack and hookers"!
 WTF: "Got kicked out of Heaven? Man, what was I thinking!"
 Mr. Shine: "Ugh, this bullsh!t again!"
 scribbs: Distraught because he wore the wrong wings to the Victoria Secret's tryouts.
Image 195387   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
 WaffleIron: My mesquite saplings are doing this too, I don't think it's hot enough on my windowsill.
 Mad Collager: Early experiments making lamp posts into air dancers failed.
 Niels Bohr: This cialis ad is weird.
 WTF: I heard Miami was hot in the summer but this is ridiculous!
 scribbs: "...and the next agenda item: report from Public Works. Steve?" "Yes, Madam Chairman. It seems out lamp posts have clinical depression...."
Image 195386   08-04-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
 Gluten Fee: @WTF YEAH, that's the kind of action I'm looking for!
 WTF: Bump'N Go
 WotGives: I read "a musicing duck" and felt a strong impulse to slap somebody.
 Mark As Read: @scribbs Is true
 scribbs: Amusing? That's a pretty low bar for a toy duck.
 Yam: Ashennnnnssss
Image 195385   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward I have to change wheel bearings on mine and parts alone are gonna run me close to $400. Probably more once I read the manual and see that I should probably change tie rods, ball joints, etc. at the same time.
 WaffleIron: Subarohno.
 grace: @Ihminen I just spent $1500 on maintenance for my Subaru and this triggers me
 Ihminen: justsubaruthings
 scribbs: "Don't worry, we'll be in Australia in no time."
Image 195384   08-04-17   Uploaded by    ashton
 scribbs: Even if I had a bed this big, I'd still sleep in the exact same spot.
Image 195383   08-04-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
 MabelSyrup: Drugs. Not even never.
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 Greifer: All of the above
 Fast Sloth: The spaceship is my happy shamecation
 2Berries: Humiliation Expedition is my stage name
 Niels Bohr: Mortification meander.
 Niels Bohr: Insecurity excursion.
 Niels Bohr: These are all excellent choices. I'm stealing these phrases for sure.
 a robot: "Embarrassment journey" is drunkenly singing "Don't Stop Believing" at karaoke
 scribbs: @Jeffrat And a humiliation expedition is what doctors call their first prostrate examination.
 Jeffrat: Everyone knows what a shamecation is. It's when you take time from work to go to a fan con of any kind, something you can't share with your coworkers.
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