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237941  Warrax: Guilty... because it's not framed, you see. Sorry. They can't all be zingers.

237935  WTF: Buttsniff and...?

237931  White Rice: @Himesama well, now you know what to do if you ever get in an argument worthy of petty annoyances & childish -revenge-

237928  Warrax: Pisa flavored ice cream? I dunno about that.

237921  Not A Bot: What can you do. Dare to be stupid.

237935  Warrax: Always am.

237936  White Rice: He just kept hearing things about hot flashes from his great-aunt, so he thought he was helping.

237874  drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!

237876  drtofu: fucking duck

237936  Ulillillia: Good to know, I guess.

237934  mexican: Most obvious social engineering attempt I have ever seen.

237934  NashtasticVoyage: Wow, me too! I wonder if we've met. What's your mother's maiden name?

237934  Off Topic: A paved one.

237926  mrdiron: We've all been there

237941  Nope: Ha, pee stain

237942  Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.

237914  Springbok: He's certainly not cowardly

237917  Springbok: Is that Satan in the bottom right shadows?

237932  charlemagne: the glass eyes make it look so lifelike

237907  charlemagne: that's it ruffles! keep it spinning

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8. VeeKay
9. tib gubb
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237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

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 5. Gomi Day: 2854 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2813 points
 7. logono: 2667 points
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 9. a robot: 2517 points
10. barfolomew: 2184 points
11. BaconCake: 2166 points
12. burritos: 2129 points
13. Dresdenkeogh: 2044 points
14. clayjar: 1932 points
15. bookcase: 1931 points
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 Horatio: @Dr Awkward I got an A+ for it.
 Dr Awkward: @Horatio Did you with the green ribbon for your efforts?
 Horatio: @Dr Awkward I did my 7th grade science fair project on this.
 Dr Awkward: This is actually a psychological test that is used to evaluate cognitive function in different circumstances. I saw a video of a climber at the highest base camp of Everest doing this and he was WAY worse than a sea level.
 Knice: The word-swaps are just out of hand at this point.
Image 195337   08-04-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward *ahem* touche
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat You have shattered my Ameri-centric view of the world. Touch
 Catcat: @Dr Awkward Europe.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat I thought I knew you... but seriously, what part of the country do you live in that this is okay?
 Catcat: @Dr Awkward Whenever I go to a pizza place, I eat pizza with knife and fork to make the pleasure last longer. Most other times I eat it with hands.
 Felicity: @Sadbot I can get behind the limo-driver suit jacket, ties with names, and kilts (hell yeah) but the berets with puff balls are a bridge too far
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Lucile's is a southern restaurant along the front range that has bangin' southern breakfast, and Snooze in Denver or Fort Collins have some good grits options.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I'm pretty on board with bacon as long as it's thin and not super fatty. I'm still not a fan of grits, but I also live in Colorado so maybe I need to go to the South to get actual good stuff?
 Dr Awkward: @a robot What's your take on grits and bacon now? Assuming they're of high quality, both are amazing, in my opinion.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Isn't it funny how stupid awkward events from childhood stick in your brain like that? I stayed over at a friend's house once and her mom made grits and bacon for breakfast. I never eaten grits nor had the really fatty curly bacon before (my parents only bought Sizzlean because it was the 90s) and I was super grossed out by both but forced myself to eat it out of politeness. That probably happened 25 years ago and it's still in my brain.
 Dr Awkward: @a robot When I was a little kid, I ate pizza at a neighbor's house (the kids who lived there were like 4+ years older than me). The parents offered me a fork, and I accepted, because I don't know, maybe that's how they roll. I started eating with a fork, and one kid was like "you need to learn to eat pizza like and American" and I was miffed because this was literally the first time I ate pizza with a fork.
 Catcat: A pizza in a pizza box? Say it ain't so!
 Sadbot: @a robot And someone dressed them in stupid-looking outfits
 a robot: Everyone seems sad in this photo. Maybe it's cause that one guy is eating pizza with a fork.
 Dr Awkward: *Eye of the Pizza plays in the background
Image 195336   08-04-17   Uploaded by    tess
 Catcat: Smells of sweaty latex it does.
 VoR: It is the sub way.
Image 195335   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Wet farts: How do you do fellow trees?
 a robot: Cell phone tower: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling trees!"
 Knice: It looks like DNA; must be hereditree.
Image 195334   08-04-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 195333   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Fantasy: @Dan Tagonistic Friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Dan Tagonistic: Didn't see the yo yo - thought we were laughing at his dick
 Meow: Art of Yoyo didn't sell well. Sun needed a new hobby
Image 195332   08-04-17   Uploaded by    rachel
 Christina: Bun alert!
 Meow: tiny bun, or stylish mini-kangaroo? You decide
Image 195331   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Christina: Bun alert!
 Knice: 'sup lil hawmie? *fist bump*
Image 195330   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Horatio: The musical did it better.
 Felicity: Eskimooo
 Christina: Bomb alert!
 Not A Bot: "used xmas coffin"? awful font
Image 195329   08-04-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
 tib gubb: well i was originally here about a cold, but now i think i should set an appointment with a psychiatrist
 addend: "And Eeyore be like..."
 Felicity: Based on the short story Second Variety by Philip K. Dick
 Shay: Hey buddy, got some honey on you?
 Dr Awkward: Winnie the Chew
 Amy Housewine: Oh bother.
 Meow: "Heeeeuhhhh"
 Knice: Good fucking God.
Image 195328   08-04-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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