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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

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 Horatio: @Dr Awkward I got an A+ for it.
 Dr Awkward: @Horatio Did you with the green ribbon for your efforts?
 Horatio: @Dr Awkward I did my 7th grade science fair project on this.
 Dr Awkward: This is actually a psychological test that is used to evaluate cognitive function in different circumstances. I saw a video of a climber at the highest base camp of Everest doing this and he was WAY worse than a sea level.
 Knice: The word-swaps are just out of hand at this point.
Image 195337   08-04-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward *ahem* touche
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat You have shattered my Ameri-centric view of the world. Touch
 Catcat: @Dr Awkward Europe.
 Dr Awkward: @Catcat I thought I knew you... but seriously, what part of the country do you live in that this is okay?
 Catcat: @Dr Awkward Whenever I go to a pizza place, I eat pizza with knife and fork to make the pleasure last longer. Most other times I eat it with hands.
 glowstick: @Sadbot I can get behind the limo-driver suit jacket, ties with names, and kilts (hell yeah) but the berets with puff balls are a bridge too far
 Dr Awkward: @a robot Lucile's is a southern restaurant along the front range that has bangin' southern breakfast, and Snooze in Denver or Fort Collins have some good grits options.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward I'm pretty on board with bacon as long as it's thin and not super fatty. I'm still not a fan of grits, but I also live in Colorado so maybe I need to go to the South to get actual good stuff?
 Dr Awkward: @a robot What's your take on grits and bacon now? Assuming they're of high quality, both are amazing, in my opinion.
 a robot: @Dr Awkward Isn't it funny how stupid awkward events from childhood stick in your brain like that? I stayed over at a friend's house once and her mom made grits and bacon for breakfast. I never eaten grits nor had the really fatty curly bacon before (my parents only bought Sizzlean because it was the 90s) and I was super grossed out by both but forced myself to eat it out of politeness. That probably happened 25 years ago and it's still in my brain.
 Dr Awkward: @a robot When I was a little kid, I ate pizza at a neighbor's house (the kids who lived there were like 4+ years older than me). The parents offered me a fork, and I accepted, because I don't know, maybe that's how they roll. I started eating with a fork, and one kid was like "you need to learn to eat pizza like and American" and I was miffed because this was literally the first time I ate pizza with a fork.
 Catcat: A pizza in a pizza box? Say it ain't so!
 Sadbot: @a robot And someone dressed them in stupid-looking outfits
 a robot: Everyone seems sad in this photo. Maybe it's cause that one guy is eating pizza with a fork.
 Dr Awkward: *Eye of the Pizza plays in the background
Image 195336   08-04-17   Uploaded by    tess
 Catcat: Smells of sweaty latex it does.
 VoR: It is the sub way.
Image 195335   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Wet farts: How do you do fellow trees?
 a robot: Cell phone tower: "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling trees!"
 Knice: It looks like DNA; must be hereditree.
Image 195334   08-04-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
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Image 195333   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Fantasy: @Dan Tagonistic Friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Dan Tagonistic: Didn't see the yo yo - thought we were laughing at his dick
 Meow: Art of Yoyo didn't sell well. Sun needed a new hobby
Image 195332   08-04-17   Uploaded by    rachel
 Christina: Bun alert!
 Meow: tiny bun, or stylish mini-kangaroo? You decide
Image 195331   08-04-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Christina: Bun alert!
 Knice: 'sup lil hawmie? *fist bump*
Image 195330   08-04-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Horatio: The musical did it better.
 JollyWell: Eskimooo
 Christina: Bomb alert!
 Not A Bot: "used xmas coffin"? awful font
Image 195329   08-04-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
 tib gubb: well i was originally here about a cold, but now i think i should set an appointment with a psychiatrist
 addend: "And Eeyore be like..."
 piratepom: Based on the short story Second Variety by Philip K. Dick
 Shay: Hey buddy, got some honey on you?
 Dr Awkward: Winnie the Chew
 Amy Housewine: Oh bother.
 Meow: "Heeeeuhhhh"
 Knice: Good fucking God.
Image 195328   08-04-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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