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273038  Mr Bleak: Spring is here, the grass is riz, I wonder where, those damn cats is?

273415  originaluser: I've noticed that Nathan Jones' role in any martial arts movie is to be the blustery, brutish American who gets his butt kicked by an Asian martial artist that's half his size. 'The Protector', 'Fearless', etc.

273044  Mr Bleak: @Bob Yeah. But ... how's the WiFi?

273429  ignatz: Thus wasn't funny when Michael McIntyre dud it, and it's still not funny

273419  Sadbot: Nice...blaze it

273428  Sauce Packets: Our lab has a good track record

273428  phailsauce: Wet dog=happy dog

273418  Dresdenkeogh: And youre an old dull duck.

273426  communist: "We're Jews, we're Jews in space!"

273417  Sadbot: Gettin' married out behind a Cracker Barrel

273275  Rachelina: @Not A Bot holy loly

273390  addend: Just buy the darn boat!

273390  redbranch: Due to 4chan or SA frontpage exposure, I know for a fact that this is someone's fetish.

273408  Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman thanks! :)

273412  addend: (Keeps contents. Returns package. Moons camera.)

273375  DrNinjaman: Somebody's been making out...

273376  DrNinjaman: @WTF Brown'n Serve Tape.

273390  DrNinjaman: @dangerkeith3000 They did. Haven't you ever heard: And cat's in the stock pot and silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

273425  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273397  DrNinjaman: Infinity War deleted scene

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 Ronick: Cropped classic
 White Rice: @WaffleIron yes, that was it exactly! I forgot the name, and apparently only saw the first page, so I didn't see 2-4. Such a fun little throwback, and in a very good interpretation of Watterson's style (though none of the watercolors, I haven't seen anybody try to emulate those). I didn't notice/remember the Mr. Bunn reference the first time I saw it either...so good.
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : Hobbes and Bacon. Excellent work
 Prombom: Things are not so bad; he still has his hair and is in shape, and evidently has a white-collar job. Hopefully the end of the ledge doesnt mean hes going to jump to his death
 White Rice: There was this little fan comic I saw a while ago, with adult Calvin, except instead of the usual "everything is bleak & childhood is lost" stuff like above, it focused instead on passing the torch, as it was (or, passing the tiger). It was him dealing with his daughter having some issue (forgot if it was nightmares or fear of what's under the bed or what) so he told her about his same issues, and how he had a trusted friend/guardian to help. Hobbes gets brought out (stuffed form) the tiger is passed, then when Calvin is out of frame, "real" Hobbes is with the daughter, presumably telling embarrassing stories about Calvin's youth. It was cute, and didn't redo the whole "once you grow up you can't have fun" message that's oft repeated.
 Kraken: Its not often you see Calvin without Hobbes somewhere nearby.... this is just really sad. And I'm in the same boat (or should I say wagon) with @Ulillillia
 Ihminen: Yea this is kinda sad
 ThoughtlessGentleman: no reason to stop doing ridiculous shit and if your job gets in the way of your life to much burn it.
 Ulillillia: I just imagine Hobbes is in the briefcase and is going to surprise him at work.
 WaffleIron: This always inspires sadness in me.
Image 194983   08-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 Warrax: Forgot his front facing camera was on.
 trelyate: so stoned I double posted
 trelyate: I'm really stoned
 trelyate: I'm really stoned
 RiderFan: "Dobby accepts this gift of clothing..."
 tib gubb: not the handsomest, but still good
 Stom Premben: Countdown to estasy.
Image 194982   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
376
 
 jackthesmack: It's like that crappy mario bros movie.
 Teechur: Best wishes. I'm sure you'll both be very happy.
Image 194981   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
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 Catcat: @cahuatijo Well, a lot of shitty military spending happens because a factory producing tanks that nobody needs or some base they could cut out exists in somebody's district, and the congressman will be damned before those get closed.
 Science: I'd prefer that we ban all corporate donations to incumbent and running politicians. In addition, enforce a 5 year ban on them working for any Fortune 500 company once they are out of office.
 someguynameded: @funny in the wall yeah that would work.
 Rev80: All of them would have a huge ALEC back patch
 cahuatijo: Yeah, the National Guard is a big bad corporation.
 scribbs: @funny in the wall Yeah, in all honesty it's not obvious why it would be a bad thing.
 funny in the wall: I feel like they should also be branded.
 Ulillillia: President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
 funny in the wall: actually... yeah that's not a bad idea
Image 194980   08-02-17   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
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 Porbo Mellus: Victim died of packed with peanuts poisoning
 Niels Bohr: @tib gubb ... is not the worst pick-up line I've heard
 Rev80: My Sig Sauer can't use Snickers.. It only fires Milky Ways..
 tib gubb: prepare to get... satisfied
 WaffleIron: You're not yourself when you're gungry.
 square44: studies show most criminals aren't bad at heart, just really hungry
Image 194979   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 WaffleIron: @fanny : I'm fairly sure all long hair domestics have that attitude. We ended up with my psychologists old cat Chelsea and she was queenly in her dignity.
 fanny: That grey one looks just like my cat Famous. And the bitch attitude portrayed here matches hers.
Image 194978   08-02-17   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
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 Rev80: Makes a great toothpick for your kitty.. until a spine gets stuck in their chompers..
 tib gubb: this plant doesn't play nice!
 square44: Your offering displeases me. Go try again.
Image 194977   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
801
 
 betamax: @VoR : Then I will ignore it and have a beer!
 Mumbles: @Aufziehvogel what if it has both.
 confession: Evry pic with RAD in it I will mark as BAD. And vice versa. Ha!
 Mr. Shine: @Peter Pantsless Correct! And as far as doing things, in Breath Of The Wild, they make you gloriously overpowered.
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Shine Best guess: all the Zelda Amiibos? Super rad! I don't know what they do game-wise but I've seen them and they're super cool even if they didn't do anything
 SomeCanadian: Rads for all! *Showers Rads*
 Mr. Butt: HELL YEAH
 Annoying Vegan : Miniatures are an instarad
 Ihminen: sad that they haven't made a CD-I Link amiibo (for understandable reasons)
 Mr. Shine: It took a while, but I finally got them all, even the 'exclusives' that weren't sold ethically by their exclusive vendors.
Image 194976   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
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 WaffleIron: ...not sure there's even internet in Bulgaria, so yeah, checks out by me.
 Mr. Shine: Same.
Image 194975   08-02-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
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 Warrax: Obi Wan never told you the truth about your father...
 horny horn: Spy vs Spy: Summer edition.
Image 194974   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
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