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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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Score:
334
 
 Ronick: This is how boxing day should be celebrated
 a robot: That's a....weirdly good deal!
 addend: Yes, that's what suits and dresses are.
 dangerkeith3000: Short (and curly) wardrobe.
 Teechur: Don't really know what you would store there, but you might not want it afterwards.
 Butcherboy: Organic dental floss
 sparename: Just merkin some space..
 Dr. Bathroom: I usually just throw mine away.
Image 194960   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
232
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 194959   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
380
 
 Aufziehvogel: WACKEEEEN!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have decided who my overlord is already sorry day late dollars short.
 Knice: Oh, deer Jesus.
Image 194958   08-02-17   Uploaded by    robford
Score:
644
 
 Robespierre: Mellow down easy, doggo
 scribbs: @Urn BooUrn My sister buys ice cream specifically designed for dogs. Her dog loves it.
 Urn BooUrn: While adorable, dog's are lactose intolerant. Please do not give dogs icecream.
Image 194957   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Rev80: I can never remember how many hours Pantone Standard Time is from GMT
 Robespierre: Oh! Elle's bringing the tennis watch back from the '80s!
Image 194956   08-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
360
 
 Aufziehvogel: An apple a day *crunch*
 Science: Death Cereal - Mikey Likes It!
 Robespierre: I'm still hungry.
 Mr. Shine: And then wouldn't you know it, we're out of milk!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Himesama you never gonna grow up all big and strong if you dont finish all your skulls and chains.
 Himesama: @ThoughtlessGentleman I don't like breakfast. I have a sensitive tummy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
 Urn BooUrn: Thomas Kinkade's dementia is getting worse.
 redmonkey3: Please stop taking pictures of my work area
Image 194955   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
252
 
 Hosebag: back with the... back with the... back with the heavy weight jams!
 Robespierre: CHAV-TASTIC!
 tib gubb: now, i don't normally have the urge to power tackle little kids, but...
 Shay: Break it down!
 LancesLeftNut: "I'm comin' straight outta Stonehenge, crazy mother fu**er named Trevor, from a gang called Spoiled Brats Forever..."
 Amy Housewine: The odd mechanical gait gives it away.
 redmonkey3: Sterilize him; now, please.
 Amy Housewine: Possibly another one of them Roberts.
 Ulillillia: Respek
Image 194954   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Relp
Score:
845
 
 tib gubb: every cat's fantasy
 Bagels: Om nom nom
 Mister Beef: okay, this is actually funny
 redmonkey3: Who new chandeliers were so tasty
 Amy Housewine: CATS ARE NICE AND ALSO MASSIVE
Image 194953   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
533
 
 Mr Bleak: This isn't even it's final form.
 redmonkey3: "White Bread: the teen years"?
 funny in the wall: the only way this is a cycle is if you make more bread out of your poop.
Image 194952   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Felicity: @scribbs Thanks! :-)
 scribbs: @Felicity Awesome :-)
 Felicity: @scribbs Yes I did :-)
 scribbs: @Felicity Please tell me you made that joke up yourself =D
 Felicity: One of my ancestors came on the Mayflower. That was how they christened ships before champagne bottles
 Horatio: I'm glad your awful ancestors procreated. 3
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs aww i never knew you cared! Thank you.
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr But then we wouldn't have you!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs I'm related to someone on the mayflower,the ships cooper or something.The pilgrims mistreatment of the natives is well documented. My 6th great grandfather fought for the confederates. Point being that just because someone is related to you doesn't mean they don't deserve a musketball to the face, as my 6th great grandfather surely did.
 scribbs: @redmonkey3 My ancestors were on the Mayflower, so go ahead and insert some amusing bon mot here.
 redmonkey3: Pilgrims shoulda been killed and their ships burned to the waterline - all the pilgrims, all the ships, for several centuries
 bug: Wait, I meant Amish. Fuck, I'll have to reprint these.
 VoR: Hand in those NOs
Image 194951   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
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