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228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

228488  Coach Teacher: Kevin Spacey's new shop.

228490  Coach Teacher: @Ulillillia Never been to Philadelphia? Vo get yo whiz whiz on, sunshine.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

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 Ronick: This is how boxing day should be celebrated
 a robot: That's a....weirdly good deal!
 addend: Yes, that's what suits and dresses are.
 dangerkeith3000: Short (and curly) wardrobe.
 Teechur: Don't really know what you would store there, but you might not want it afterwards.
 Butcherboy: Organic dental floss
 sparename: Just merkin some space..
 Dr. Bathroom: I usually just throw mine away.
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 Aufziehvogel: WACKEEEEN!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have decided who my overlord is already sorry day late dollars short.
 Knice: Oh, deer Jesus.
Image 194958   08-02-17   Uploaded by    robford
 Robespierre: Mellow down easy, doggo
 scribbs: @Urn BooUrn My sister buys ice cream specifically designed for dogs. Her dog loves it.
 Urn BooUrn: While adorable, dog's are lactose intolerant. Please do not give dogs icecream.
Image 194957   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Rev80: I can never remember how many hours Pantone Standard Time is from GMT
 Robespierre: Oh! Elle's bringing the tennis watch back from the '80s!
Image 194956   08-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Aufziehvogel: An apple a day *crunch*
 Science: Death Cereal - Mikey Likes It!
 Robespierre: I'm still hungry.
 Mr. Shine: And then wouldn't you know it, we're out of milk!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Himesama you never gonna grow up all big and strong if you dont finish all your skulls and chains.
 Himesama: @ThoughtlessGentleman I don't like breakfast. I have a sensitive tummy.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
 Urn BooUrn: Thomas Kinkade's dementia is getting worse.
 redmonkey3: Please stop taking pictures of my work area
Image 194955   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Hosebag: back with the... back with the... back with the heavy weight jams!
 Robespierre: CHAV-TASTIC!
 tib gubb: now, i don't normally have the urge to power tackle little kids, but...
 Shay: Break it down!
 LancesLeftNut: "I'm comin' straight outta Stonehenge, crazy mother fu**er named Trevor, from a gang called Spoiled Brats Forever..."
 Amy Housewine: The odd mechanical gait gives it away.
 redmonkey3: Sterilize him; now, please.
 Amy Housewine: Possibly another one of them Roberts.
 Ulillillia: Respek
Image 194954   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Relp
 tib gubb: every cat's fantasy
 Bagels: Om nom nom
 Mister Beef: okay, this is actually funny
 redmonkey3: Who new chandeliers were so tasty
Image 194953   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mr Bleak: This isn't even it's final form.
 redmonkey3: "White Bread: the teen years"?
 funny in the wall: the only way this is a cycle is if you make more bread out of your poop.
Image 194952   08-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Felicity: @scribbs Thanks! :-)
 scribbs: @Felicity Awesome :-)
 Felicity: @scribbs Yes I did :-)
 scribbs: @Felicity Please tell me you made that joke up yourself =D
 Felicity: One of my ancestors came on the Mayflower. That was how they christened ships before champagne bottles
 Horatio: I'm glad your awful ancestors procreated. 3
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs aww i never knew you cared! Thank you.
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr But then we wouldn't have you!
 Niels Bohr: @scribbs I'm related to someone on the mayflower,the ships cooper or something.The pilgrims mistreatment of the natives is well documented. My 6th great grandfather fought for the confederates. Point being that just because someone is related to you doesn't mean they don't deserve a musketball to the face, as my 6th great grandfather surely did.
 scribbs: @redmonkey3 My ancestors were on the Mayflower, so go ahead and insert some amusing bon mot here.
 redmonkey3: Pilgrims shoulda been killed and their ships burned to the waterline - all the pilgrims, all the ships, for several centuries
 bug: Wait, I meant Amish. Fuck, I'll have to reprint these.
 VoR: Hand in those NOs
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