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228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
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Score:
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 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
256
 
 tea: @Winterneuro Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I peed my pants laughing during that event.
 Winterneuro: Hidden secret PAcManPire lair here.
 dangerkeith3000: Not as cool as the Boston Mooninite Panic, but still rad.
Image 194921   08-02-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
334
 
 Kraken: Help stop car suicide today!
 Ihminen: Dude this is the last time I let you listen to the F-Zero X soundtrack while driving
 Teechur: THW must mean The Hard Way
 Robespierre: And the owner thought that parking it there would keep it from being repossessed...
 Side Boob: How is this even a thing?
 SomeCanadian: Parallel parking skills are maxed out
 a robot: Lllllike a glove!
 Niels Bohr: Ta daa
Image 194920   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 194919 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Serafina. Your image was bad, Serafina.
Score:
216
 
 Science: @Felicity: Haha - that's all I can see now. Thanks!
 Felicity: @Science The combination of her earrings and the menu keeps making me see a Vampirella costume on her
 copunter: "Try getting the fuck outta here."
 Science: Why is the wife topless? Not complaining, just asking.
 kornisjon: Sorry, what do you get paid for again?
 zupobaloop: @Knice Yup! At the same time it blows my mind that people impose their dietary restrictions on others. I've got a few food allergies that mean I often need to bring my own food or simply skip out when food is provided. People apologize and I usually say "hey, I'm an adult. I can handle just having salad" (or whatever)
 VoR: @Knice ...have you met people?
 Knice: My kids are pretty much grown. It has been one of the most liberating things of my life to realize that I am no longer required to give a shit what or when they eat. So, it baffles me when people spend (even fake internet) concern over what others prefer to consume.
Image 194918   08-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
130
 
 VoR: @Ulillillia ooh time to pick my costume...
 Ulillillia: Only 53 years left to go!
Image 194917   08-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
592
 
 addend: "Looks like /you'll/ have to go home and change into something different."
 Felicity: This cant be a real hemline...must be /The Onion/
 raditzu: nice... onions :P
 funny in the wall: takes the term "onion booty" to another level. i do not like this new level
 Urn BooUrn: This is what happens if you let your onions sprout.
 VoR: I cried as I cut them... ..dress patterns make me sad
 a robot: Ready for the Expo '70
Image 194916   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
470
 
 Felicity: *(immature giggle)*
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Tabasco sauce is the training aid you're looking for.
 Ulillillia: Dump Cakes
 wolfpk: 101 ways to cook a teddy bear.
 Dr Awkward: This would be my puppy's favorite cookbook.
 Ihminen: well you know what they say... never trust a skinny chef
 VoR: "Chips"
Image 194915   08-02-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
504
 
 Wooden Spoon: Shit like this is why I respect Firemen.
 Fancy Clown: WE GET IT!
 Robespierre: The Morning Glory has moved indoors for the winter.
 wolfpk: Ok, I have the marshmallows and gram crackers. Who has the chocolate?
 VoR: Something 420 o clock.
 ignatz: very dangerous Indy, yougofirst
Image 194914   08-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
417
 
 Peach: It ain't gonna rub itself.
 SomeCanadian: I could use a good rubbing
 VoR: @Scoo Donkey rubbing.
 Scoo: Shouldn't that be "Arse"?
 ignatz: assorted rubbing? I'm in!
Image 194913   08-02-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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