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243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

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243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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Score:
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 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
256
 
 tea: @Winterneuro Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I peed my pants laughing during that event.
 Winterneuro: Hidden secret PAcManPire lair here.
 TheFrogMan: Not as cool as the Boston Mooninite Panic, but still rad.
Image 194921   08-02-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
334
 
 Kraken: Help stop car suicide today!
 Ihminen: Dude this is the last time I let you listen to the F-Zero X soundtrack while driving
 Teechur: THW must mean The Hard Way
 Robespierre: And the owner thought that parking it there would keep it from being repossessed...
 Side Boob: How is this even a thing?
 SomeCanadian: Parallel parking skills are maxed out
 a robot: Lllllike a glove!
 Niels Bohr: Ta daa
Image 194920   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 194919 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Serafina. Your image was bad, Serafina.
Score:
216
 
 Science: @Felicity: Haha - that's all I can see now. Thanks!
 Felicity: @Science The combination of her earrings and the menu keeps making me see a Vampirella costume on her
 copunter: "Try getting the fuck outta here."
 Science: Why is the wife topless? Not complaining, just asking.
 kornisjon: Sorry, what do you get paid for again?
 zupobaloop: @Knice Yup! At the same time it blows my mind that people impose their dietary restrictions on others. I've got a few food allergies that mean I often need to bring my own food or simply skip out when food is provided. People apologize and I usually say "hey, I'm an adult. I can handle just having salad" (or whatever)
 VoR: @Knice ...have you met people?
 Knice: My kids are pretty much grown. It has been one of the most liberating things of my life to realize that I am no longer required to give a shit what or when they eat. So, it baffles me when people spend (even fake internet) concern over what others prefer to consume.
Image 194918   08-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
130
 
 VoR: @Ulillillia ooh time to pick my costume...
 Ulillillia: Only 53 years left to go!
Image 194917   08-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
592
 
 addend: "Looks like /you'll/ have to go home and change into something different."
 Felicity: This cant be a real hemline...must be /The Onion/
 raditzu: nice... onions :P
 funny in the wall: takes the term "onion booty" to another level. i do not like this new level
 Urn BooUrn: This is what happens if you let your onions sprout.
 VoR: I cried as I cut them... ..dress patterns make me sad
 a robot: Ready for the Expo '70
Image 194916   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
470
 
 Felicity: *(immature giggle)*
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Tabasco sauce is the training aid you're looking for.
 Ulillillia: Dump Cakes
 wolfpk: 101 ways to cook a teddy bear.
 Dr Awkward: This would be my puppy's favorite cookbook.
 Ihminen: well you know what they say... never trust a skinny chef
 VoR: "Chips"
Image 194915   08-02-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
504
 
 Wooden Spoon: Shit like this is why I respect Firemen.
 Fancy Clown: WE GET IT!
 Robespierre: The Morning Glory has moved indoors for the winter.
 wolfpk: Ok, I have the marshmallows and gram crackers. Who has the chocolate?
 VoR: Something 420 o clock.
 ignatz: very dangerous Indy, yougofirst
Image 194914   08-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
417
 
 Peach: It ain't gonna rub itself.
 SomeCanadian: I could use a good rubbing
 VoR: @Scoo Donkey rubbing.
 Scoo: Shouldn't that be "Arse"?
 ignatz: assorted rubbing? I'm in!
Image 194913   08-02-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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