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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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Score:
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 Quackzy: The picture didn't load for me, but I'm sure it's some corn related sillyism, due to the comments, teehee. Thanks everyone!
 Jeffrat: Beats by Dr. Corn, copyright by Monsanto.
 NoRagrets: .....shit nvm
 NoRagrets: Knice would love this picture.
 grizzly: Y'all got all the good puns :(
 SunWukong: She seems @Knice.
 DrinkMixMan: Need a friend to talk to? She's all ears.
 a robot: *checks uploader username* *faints*
 Butcherboy: Looks cob-lled together
 Micro Jackson: It's corny, but I love it
Image 194922   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
256
 
 tea: @Winterneuro Its a joke
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: I peed my pants laughing during that event.
 Winterneuro: Hidden secret PAcManPire lair here.
 dangerkeith3000: Not as cool as the Boston Mooninite Panic, but still rad.
Image 194921   08-02-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
334
 
 Kraken: Help stop car suicide today!
 Ihminen: Dude this is the last time I let you listen to the F-Zero X soundtrack while driving
 Teechur: THW must mean The Hard Way
 Robespierre: And the owner thought that parking it there would keep it from being repossessed...
 Side Boob: How is this even a thing?
 SomeCanadian: Parallel parking skills are maxed out
 a robot: Lllllike a glove!
 Niels Bohr: Ta daa
Image 194920   08-02-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Image 194919 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Serafina. You have brought shame on us, Serafina.
Score:
216
 
 Science: @Felicity: Haha - that's all I can see now. Thanks!
 Felicity: @Science The combination of her earrings and the menu keeps making me see a Vampirella costume on her
 copunter: "Try getting the fuck outta here."
 Science: Why is the wife topless? Not complaining, just asking.
 kornisjon: Sorry, what do you get paid for again?
 zupobaloop: @Knice Yup! At the same time it blows my mind that people impose their dietary restrictions on others. I've got a few food allergies that mean I often need to bring my own food or simply skip out when food is provided. People apologize and I usually say "hey, I'm an adult. I can handle just having salad" (or whatever)
 VoR: @Knice ...have you met people?
 Knice: My kids are pretty much grown. It has been one of the most liberating things of my life to realize that I am no longer required to give a shit what or when they eat. So, it baffles me when people spend (even fake internet) concern over what others prefer to consume.
Image 194918   08-02-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
130
 
 VoR: @Ulillillia ooh time to pick my costume...
 Ulillillia: Only 53 years left to go!
Image 194917   08-02-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
592
 
 addend: "Looks like /you'll/ have to go home and change into something different."
 Felicity: This cant be a real hemline...must be /The Onion/
 raditzu: nice... onions :P
 funny in the wall: takes the term "onion booty" to another level. i do not like this new level
 Urn BooUrn: This is what happens if you let your onions sprout.
 VoR: I cried as I cut them... ..dress patterns make me sad
 a robot: Ready for the Expo '70
Image 194916   08-02-17   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
470
 
 Felicity: *(immature giggle)*
 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Tabasco sauce is the training aid you're looking for.
 Ulillillia: Dump Cakes
 wolfpk: 101 ways to cook a teddy bear.
 Dr Awkward: This would be my puppy's favorite cookbook.
 Ihminen: well you know what they say... never trust a skinny chef
 VoR: "Chips"
Image 194915   08-02-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
504
 
 Wooden Spoon: Shit like this is why I respect Firemen.
 Fancy Clown: WE GET IT!
 Robespierre: The Morning Glory has moved indoors for the winter.
 wolfpk: Ok, I have the marshmallows and gram crackers. Who has the chocolate?
 VoR: Something 420 o clock.
 ignatz: very dangerous Indy, yougofirst
Image 194914   08-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
417
 
 Peach: It ain't gonna rub itself.
 SomeCanadian: I could use a good rubbing
 VoR: @Scoo Donkey rubbing.
 Scoo: Shouldn't that be "Arse"?
 ignatz: assorted rubbing? I'm in!
Image 194913   08-02-17   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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