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221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

221282  goldman sachs: Hey! I know that corner! I live in Yuma too! hahahaha

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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

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221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)



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Score:
481
 
 dangerkeith3000: shut up
 trelyate: Sonic Sez
 funny in the wall: I hate cha tho
 Felicity: Tempura and carrot cake, got it
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron Meat Vans instead of Food Trucks ;)
 Shay: Be more accurate if it was gotdang chili dogs.
 WaffleIron: Street meat bitch, I dont give a fuck!
Image 194806   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
381
 
 dangerkeith3000: moooooooooo
 jochenau: I can personally attest to the fact that cardboard cones taste the same in Japan, even though the shape is a little different.
 Warrax: Eat cha gotdang vegetables!
Image 194805   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
219
 
 Robespierre: Looks more like pancit to me.
 Flarmie: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 AstoriaBum: Pho To Sho Ping
 WaffleIron: I want to make a "just the tip" joke but I don't see how.
Image 194804   08-01-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
607
 
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahahahahahaha RAD
 Scoo: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is overrated
 Knice: WEET LIFE
 FabricMan: Go piss off, go piss off, go piss off, go piss off / You can eat shit and die
Image 194803   08-01-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
197
 
 copunter: and then one day, the grad student just cracked, started arranging the specimens in odd poses
 Felicity: Hey, I have to sneeze (Swedish). Thanks Google Translate
Image 194802   08-01-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1010
 
 Catcat: @a robot are you calling senior citizens an invasive species?
 tib gubb: i wish more people would visit the ocean death
 Sthenolaidas: Hell yeah for ocean death
 Jeffrat: *palmetto
 Jeffrat: @RiderFan no no no. Pallet bugs not roaches
 dangerkeith3000: i'll take the sail boat
 a robot: @Jeffrat Those are the same rats that can be trained to detect land mines in Africa! They do good work. Although invasive species are never good :/
 RiderFan: Florida also has giant cockroaches that fly!
 Jeffrat: Florida does have giant rats, Gambian pouched rats! Just like Been from the Crispin Glover remake of Willard!!
Image 194801   08-01-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay A fellow Pastafarian!
 Robespierre: Dig that Dervish whirl!
 Winterneuro: Dang nabbit! Which o' these beams of light am I supposed to use with the Eye of Ra again?
 Shay: All hail the giant spaghetti strainer!!!!
Image 194800   08-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
338
 
 Donut: My username says that I either like pastries or watch too much Red vs Blue. Either assumption is correct.
 Science: So my forum name of "RobertCockswaddleSSN345-34-567847MainStAlbuquerqueNM87101Mom'sMaidenNameLicknuts" tells too much about me? Crap. Do you know how hard it is to change that?
 dangerkeith3000: My birthday *is* actually February 5th!
 dobbiesdoogs: i too like croissants, swimming, goldfish, and brown dogs
 fanny: @Air Biscuit -10, that was a fucking trick, Claire!!
 Air Biscuit: Doing fine untill you wrote your real name on the paper.
 Not A Bot: Yoda's hair is longer than I remember.
 Felicity: Good thinking. If only they had taught this in the 1980s, my generation could have been saved from some troubles
 Knice: I, um, hate corn. (Close one!)
 square44: on the internet, everyone knows you're a dog, browndogsarecool42
 WaffleIron: That only took 20 years to start teaching.
Image 194799   08-01-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
200
 
 Donut: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 Scoo: Mono-- d'oh!
 WaffleIron: Public transit!
 Jeffrat: Blaine is that you?
Image 194798   08-01-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
486
 
 Jabberwikket: Went Borg to play the invisible bass? Bold move
 dangerkeith3000: Now he can read a newspaper and jerk off at the same time!
 Felicity: Hunter S. Thompsons drugs got weirder and weirder
 Warrax: Invented a device to help him get dressed more quickly. Obviously an abject failure.
 Donut: I understand this is all for science, doctor, but why did you have to take your pants off?
Image 194797   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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