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238462  Ulillillia: To save you by taking that sinful money off your hands

238461  itskando: Hairlmet. Thanks, Don.

238435  Not A Bot: Candy is built from half-candy reactions

238460  Ulillillia: Hey they updated that old guy meme

238273  wooden boy: @Shay Lolllll

238454  tib gubb: stupid sexy tomatoes

238453  tib gubb: @a robot don't you judge me!

238457  Hyphae:, or you also like... U-user name/upload combos?

238457  Hyphae: ..also you both like model rockets?

238393  UltraBeverly: Mr Wang bought my friends house for 1m over asking in a 30 second negotiation. Ah the good old days.

238455  Nothing: American Ninja Warrior, Kids Edition

238438  UnknownSample: Damn.. if we only knew who this was.

238452  sparename: This spurs me on

238452  grizzly: Instructions unclear. I lost all fingers and a penis.

238454  sparename: Hip, Hip, PUREE!

238441  Hyphae: @Side Boob @DrinkMixMan when will they release ' Classic', you think?

238454  Butcherboy: Try and ketchup @fanny

238427  Shay: Who's a good lawyer?

238449  Hyphae: Here's a tip: "Next time, get a STEM degree"

238423  Rev80: Mmmmmmm Forbidden Fondant

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238410 Prostata: lol dongs

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

238373 glenalec: That's just bats!

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238354 glenalec: Actually, I assume it is so you can 'feel the softness' and then reseal them and return them to the shelf contaminated with whatever was on your unwashed-for-days fingers.

238352 glenalec: That's what e.coli said

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238395 mrdiron: The Ethernets is growing!

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
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13. Taters: 1903 points
14. Christina: 1832 points
15. lavender: 1771 points
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 dangerkeith3000: shut up
 trelyate: Sonic Sez
 funny in the wall: I hate cha tho
 Felicity: Tempura and carrot cake, got it
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron Meat Vans instead of Food Trucks ;)
 Shay: Be more accurate if it was gotdang chili dogs.
 WaffleIron: Street meat bitch, I dont give a fuck!
Image 194806   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 dangerkeith3000: moooooooooo
 jochenau: I can personally attest to the fact that cardboard cones taste the same in Japan, even though the shape is a little different.
 Warrax: Eat cha gotdang vegetables!
Image 194805   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Robespierre: Looks more like pancit to me.
 Flarmie: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 AstoriaBum: Pho To Sho Ping
 WaffleIron: I want to make a "just the tip" joke but I don't see how.
Image 194804   08-01-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 dangerkeith3000: hahahahahahahahaha RAD
 Scoo: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is overrated
 FabricMan: Go piss off, go piss off, go piss off, go piss off / You can eat shit and die
Image 194803   08-01-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 copunter: and then one day, the grad student just cracked, started arranging the specimens in odd poses
 Felicity: Hey, I have to sneeze (Swedish). Thanks Google Translate
Image 194802   08-01-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 Catcat: @a robot are you calling senior citizens an invasive species?
 tib gubb: i wish more people would visit the ocean death
 Sthenolaidas: Hell yeah for ocean death
 Jeffrat: *palmetto
 Jeffrat: @RiderFan no no no. Pallet bugs not roaches
 dangerkeith3000: i'll take the sail boat
 a robot: @Jeffrat Those are the same rats that can be trained to detect land mines in Africa! They do good work. Although invasive species are never good :/
 RiderFan: Florida also has giant cockroaches that fly!
 Jeffrat: Florida does have giant rats, Gambian pouched rats! Just like Been from the Crispin Glover remake of Willard!!
Image 194801   08-01-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mr Bleak: @Shay A fellow Pastafarian!
 Robespierre: Dig that Dervish whirl!
 Winterneuro: Dang nabbit! Which o' these beams of light am I supposed to use with the Eye of Ra again?
 Shay: All hail the giant spaghetti strainer!!!!
Image 194800   08-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Donut: My username says that I either like pastries or watch too much Red vs Blue. Either assumption is correct.
 Science: So my forum name of "RobertCockswaddleSSN345-34-567847MainStAlbuquerqueNM87101Mom'sMaidenNameLicknuts" tells too much about me? Crap. Do you know how hard it is to change that?
 dangerkeith3000: My birthday *is* actually February 5th!
 dobbiesdoogs: i too like croissants, swimming, goldfish, and brown dogs
 fanny: @Air Biscuit -10, that was a fucking trick, Claire!!
 Air Biscuit: Doing fine untill you wrote your real name on the paper.
 Not A Bot: Yoda's hair is longer than I remember.
 Felicity: Good thinking. If only they had taught this in the 1980s, my generation could have been saved from some troubles
 Knice: I, um, hate corn. (Close one!)
 square44: on the internet, everyone knows you're a dog, browndogsarecool42
 WaffleIron: That only took 20 years to start teaching.
Image 194799   08-01-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
 Donut: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 Scoo: Mono-- d'oh!
 WaffleIron: Public transit!
 Jeffrat: Blaine is that you?
Image 194798   08-01-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
 Jabberwikket: Went Borg to play the invisible bass? Bold move
 dangerkeith3000: Now he can read a newspaper and jerk off at the same time!
 Felicity: Hunter S. Thompsons drugs got weirder and weirder
 Warrax: Invented a device to help him get dressed more quickly. Obviously an abject failure.
 Donut: I understand this is all for science, doctor, but why did you have to take your pants off?
Image 194797   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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