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258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

258604  VoR: I hate that cat has a boat

258614  VeeKay: Noble AF

258600  a robot: A tiny bit of internet research before commenting on this image led me to learn today that most snakes have two penises. And now you know that too :)

258612  White Rice: Better than the BTM I saw yesterday.

258604  a robot: "I should really buy a boat."

258615  a robot: @Annoying Vegan I seriously love this new project you're doing! :D

258616  a robot: Also @Mr. Butt

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258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258305 Felicity: IT'S AN UGLY PLANET! A BUG PLANET!



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Score:
481
 
 Starry Lemon: shut up
 trelyate: Sonic Sez
 funny in the wall: I hate cha tho
 mrmaestro: Tempura and carrot cake, got it
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron Meat Vans instead of Food Trucks ;)
 Shay: Be more accurate if it was gotdang chili dogs.
 WaffleIron: Street meat bitch, I dont give a fuck!
Image 194806   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
381
 
 huskyboy: moooooooooo
 jochenau: I can personally attest to the fact that cardboard cones taste the same in Japan, even though the shape is a little different.
 Warrax: Eat cha gotdang vegetables!
Image 194805   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
219
 
 FunkyDrunk: Looks more like pancit to me.
 Flarmie: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 AstoriaBum: Pho To Sho Ping
 WaffleIron: I want to make a "just the tip" joke but I don't see how.
Image 194804   08-01-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
631
 
 reagan: hahahahahahahahaha RAD
 Scoo: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily; life is overrated
 Knice: WEET LIFE
 FabricMan: Go piss off, go piss off, go piss off, go piss off / You can eat shit and die
Image 194803   08-01-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
197
 
 copunter: and then one day, the grad student just cracked, started arranging the specimens in odd poses
 Prombom: Hey, I have to sneeze (Swedish). Thanks Google Translate
Image 194802   08-01-17   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1010
 
 Catcat: @a robot are you calling senior citizens an invasive species?
 tib gubb: i wish more people would visit the ocean death
 Sthenolaidas: Hell yeah for ocean death
 Jeffrat: *palmetto
 Jeffrat: @RiderFan no no no. Pallet bugs not roaches
 piratepom: i'll take the sail boat
 a robot: @Jeffrat Those are the same rats that can be trained to detect land mines in Africa! They do good work. Although invasive species are never good :/
 RiderFan: Florida also has giant cockroaches that fly!
 Jeffrat: Florida does have giant rats, Gambian pouched rats! Just like Been from the Crispin Glover remake of Willard!!
Image 194801   08-01-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
367
 
 Mr Bleak: @Shay A fellow Pastafarian!
 namaste: Dig that Dervish whirl!
 Winterneuro: Dang nabbit! Which o' these beams of light am I supposed to use with the Eye of Ra again?
 Shay: All hail the giant spaghetti strainer!!!!
Image 194800   08-01-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
338
 
 Donut: My username says that I either like pastries or watch too much Red vs Blue. Either assumption is correct.
 Science: So my forum name of "RobertCockswaddleSSN345-34-567847MainStAlbuquerqueNM87101Mom'sMaidenNameLicknuts" tells too much about me? Crap. Do you know how hard it is to change that?
 steve: My birthday *is* actually February 5th!
 dobbiesdoogs: i too like croissants, swimming, goldfish, and brown dogs
 fanny: @Air Biscuit -10, that was a fucking trick, Claire!!
 Air Biscuit: Doing fine untill you wrote your real name on the paper.
 Not A Bot: Yoda's hair is longer than I remember.
 danny: Good thinking. If only they had taught this in the 1980s, my generation could have been saved from some troubles
 Knice: I, um, hate corn. (Close one!)
 square44: on the internet, everyone knows you're a dog, browndogsarecool42
 WaffleIron: That only took 20 years to start teaching.
Image 194799   08-01-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
200
 
 Donut: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
 Scoo: Mono-- d'oh!
 WaffleIron: Public transit!
 Jeffrat: Blaine is that you?
Image 194798   08-01-17   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
486
 
 Jabberwikket: Went Borg to play the invisible bass? Bold move
 sassysass: Now he can read a newspaper and jerk off at the same time!
 badger: Hunter S. Thompsons drugs got weirder and weirder
 Warrax: Invented a device to help him get dressed more quickly. Obviously an abject failure.
 Donut: I understand this is all for science, doctor, but why did you have to take your pants off?
Image 194797   08-01-17   Uploaded by    Unstableton
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