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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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 ignatz: @Knice Awestruck! I tried ice skating once or twice , but I only ever scratched the surface..
 a robot: @Knice "Love you to Death" is also a song by the band Type O Negative, who my embarrassing teenage goth self loved very very much. At this point in my adult life I also enjoy Tegan and Sara, so this is all good news :)
 Knice: @fanny Yeah, if your spin/ jump rotation is clockwise when viewed from above, you're skating lefty. Counter-clockwise is right-handed. I can throw a couple jumps that way, but it's bad; and I end up on my back when I try to spin that way.
 Knice: @a robot OHMYGOD I'm giggling my butt off rn. It's a Tegan and Sara tour shirt supporting their Love You To Death album. Your take is WAY better. :-D
 fanny: @Knice that's awesome. good luck to you and your partner! and i didn't know skating had a dominate side (left or right) that was interesting to learn :)
 a robot: @Knice p.s. Does your shirt say "Lovely to bone?" LOL
 a robot: @Knice Imgur is the most reliable image hosting place I know of, it's just that their "community" is awful for being pretty racist, misogynistic and generally sucking ass. But I always love love love your skating updates!
 DarkTeddy: Thats knice. You are a gentleman. @Knice
 Warrax: I didn't know firing your partner out of a cannon was legal in figure skating. I should watch more.
 Ulillillia: Adam Sandler in: The Figure Skater
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot hamm 'er? I just met 'er!
 Sadbot: The hammer throw is way different that I remember it
 Mr. Butt: @Knice You are an absolute treasure :D
 Donut: Looks like a double axel into the Fastball Special...
 Knice: I've skated Singles, Dance, and Synchro. Just recently, I've started training Pairs with a lady at my rink who skates lefty like me and I am excited! One of our first attempts at a lift (off-ice of course): imgur.com/gallery/… Side note: The comments on that gif nicely illustrate why I prefer the Spaceship over the rest of the internet.
Image 194595   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
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 Not A Bot: guess it's not for english classes
 Warrax: @Yam He was in the planned sequel to the Silmarillion that never got written.
 Yam: Jesus the Red is not one of the canonical Istari in the Lord of the Rings universe
Image 194594   07-31-17   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
293
 
 Science: Gizmo ca-ca.
 DrinkMixMan: 1984 called, they want their puppets back!
 Shay: youtu.be/…
 Donut: "Hello? Get my agent on the phone! I want in on this Lego Dimensions crap!"
 El Barto: Extra salty popcorn, anyone?
Image 194593   07-31-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Image 194592 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Unicorn. We'll pray for you, Unicorn.
Score:
117
 
 Robespierre: I use found items myself.
 hajjpodge: A more realistic financial goal these days.
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Yeah, I need to upgrade Photoshop.
 Cami: @trelyate @Derp Herpigan Maybe dad made the sign.
 FabricMan: Good thing tuition is only $17
 trelyate: must be a genious
 Scoo: Rummage sale at @Mad Collager's place!
 Nopetology: It's not misspelled- he''s raising money to buy magazines, scissors, and paste.
 Derp Herpigan: This guy is going places. College is not one of them.
Image 194591   07-31-17   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
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 Staida: I keep seeing the holodeck
Image 194590   07-31-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
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 copunter: hug dealer is OUT OF ORDER
 Side Boob: This ATM only gives RAD or BAD stickers
 scribbs: @mrdiron It's the in-person Patreon donation station. Which I may be able to afford next month if the company-supplied insurance comes through as hoped. *crosses fingers*
 mrdiron: Is this the purple ATM where you get AggroBux?
 Donut: The guy who broke the screen was probably surprised there wasn't money behind it.
Image 194589   07-31-17   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
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 Nopetology: @Skaalar Cool idea! I've never used pourable plastics or epoxies that could be used to encase stuff. Seems like it might be tough to get bubbles out of all the intricate corners in the crystal when pouring. Hmm..
 Skaalar: @Nopetology If you get them encased in a plastic pendant or what have you, it still looks pretty good.
 Quackzy: Looks like kozilek came through here...
 Nopetology: Bismuth crystals are awesome. Unfortunately, they're too brittle to make jewelry from in any normal sort of way. I tried that once..
Image 194588   07-31-17   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
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 Ihminen: Ah the Jeremy Clarkson school of fixing things... "where's my hammer?"
Image 194587   07-31-17   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
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 Volwen: See you next year
 Ulillillia: If I were ghost I'd want to fly through space anyway
Image 194586   07-31-17   Uploaded by    daver
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