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268196  The Dog Dies: Blues don't get tired.

268181  MrBoffo: Engineered for better sound

268184  AlexDeLarge: 1)Just skip to the 2nd to last sentence 2) do something fun with the 10 minutes I saved you.

268174  Side Boob: #267812 *another day with that song stuck in my head*

268179  Side Boob: @MrBoffo It's clearly a tennis ball :P

268181  Side Boob: Yup. Those are people (though the kid in the Mets jersey looks sketchy).

268182  sparename: Ba da da da da da da, ceilin' groovy

268168  Not A Bot: I see their disability is both mental and visual.

268182  Side Boob: osha.jpg

268183  sparename: @Clim Tinties Johnny wants to fly away and puppy-love my baby (he's a bear dog)

267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268182  Scoo: Eh, safety 3st

268181  Shay: Amazing.

268176  WannaBee: He's taking that monster shit.

268178  WannaBee: Uh...?

268174  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward dont herniate yourself.

268180  Shay: I don't see purple and black checkers.

268103  wolfpk: @fanny If you aren't joking, I sure the hell don't want to know!

268179  MrBoffo: Pretty sure this is a dog...

268183  Clim Tinties: Pretty sure this is a dog...

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I never said I was a nihilist, just like I never said there weren't any problems with capitalism. Not sure why you think I said either of those things. You are pretty much just ranting on a friendly website. vOv

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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11. withak: 1651 points
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 Amy Housewine: I use 'reckon' (particularly "ah reckons" at the end of a sentence) and 'yonder' all the time.
 Catcat: *slow jazz plays in the background*
 Teechur: @Niels Bohr It would behoove us all to reintroduce these archaisms into the vernacular.
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr I reckon I use "reckon" all the time
 Borkf: @Niels Bohr I've been called out for using yonder in casual conversation before.
 fanny: @a robot ah! thanks :)
 a robot: @fanny #194293
 Bohab: A rare photo of the original, steam powered "friendly spaceship" being prepared for its debut at the 1893 Chicago world's fair.
 Niels Bohr: Welp. This'll hit a grand before lunch I reckon. Reckon, reckon and yonder are words we need to bring back in to the modern lexicon.
 fanny: I don't know the reference, but I like it!
Image 194496   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
318
 
 Not A Bot: Uh, actually dude, I just remembered I got a blood test in the morning I need to fast for. I gotta go home and not eat, ever.
 Annoying Vegan : CVS receipts are really getting out of hand
Image 194495   07-31-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
472
 
 redmonkey3: @Horatio - when ? WHEN !?
 Wooden Spoon: @wolfpk: Maybe God's cat knocked the jar off the shelf into the pot and that created the Internet.
 wolfpk: After the internet was invented, the entire jar was added
 PenguinBartender: This is what Smurf Creationists actually believe.
 Horatio: God's gonna eat us?
 bug: *Lid falls off* -Oops!
 Scoo: Mmm... chicken
Image 194494   07-31-17   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
829
 
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Rat-Butt: Bitch, open this freaking door and let us IN! It is cold out here, you mo fo!
 Turd Ferguson: "but which ones the imposter!" *shaking pointing gun*
 Bohab: Nice try, tall dog. I recognize you from the the tractor
 Scoo: "Can I keep him!?"
Image 194493   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
792
 
 Mextreme Enchirito: That looks like Tracey Ullman
 Rat-Butt: ...and as you can see in this example that the a virulent strain on the Miley Cyrus Virus is spreading even to the canine population. I dare say, before to long, we may have a serious epidemic on our hands.
 redmonkey3: Bjork ? Borkf ?
 funny in the wall: Awesome puns are happening
 Side Boob: :P (comment is too short)
Image 194492   07-31-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
555
 
 Mr Bleak: @funny in the wall Fainting goat genes?
 funny in the wall: Baby ferrets sometimes fall into super deep sleep, go limp, and cannot be roused even when handled roughly. The first time that happened to one of mine, I getting ready to take him to pet ER, when he woke up and started bouncing around@sparename
 sparename: "POP! Went the weasel.." (or ferret plays possum?)
 KrazyKat: Same.
Image 194491   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
251
 
 Mr Bleak: GROOOOTTTT!
Image 194490   07-31-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
256
 
 Beef Supreme: The view when you need help with an item at walmart.
 Niels Bohr: So it goes.
 piranharama: Buffering...
 sparename: On the Shift + 8 shift
Image 194489   07-31-17   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
218
 
 99.9 Percent: /Revenge of the Nerds III/ (1992)
 redmonkey3: Freedom Garden!
 Spazstatic: Potted plants.
Image 194488   07-31-17   Uploaded by    Defiance
Score:
386
 
 Sthenolaidas: Something something my whole paycheck something
 Skaalar: That's about what I'm worth too.
 wolfpk: The one on her chest is a five! Whaahoo
 BavidDowie: It's all about the Washingtons
 kornisjon: It's something.
 sparename: Scrooge McDuck on a budget
Image 194487   07-31-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
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