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268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

267978  charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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 cj22: @ignatz this is why they hate us
 jazzjunkie: @ignatz It appears you've found a new substitution! :-p
 NotHuman: Oops
 happier: @piranharama Like - Click this link to Add this page to your bookmarks Share - Click this link to Share this page through email or social media Print - Click this link to Print this page Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act, wherein all US expats have to file a tax return, even if like me they haven't lived in the US since the age of 7
 piranharama: @Eleftheros Ah thanks for that, cleared it right up.
 Eleftheros: @piranharama Friendly Beaches Trounce Cats Always
 piranharama: Uh, little help spaceship? I'm having the dumbs.
 jazzjunkie: Lots of license plates, lately...
Image 194440   07-30-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
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 redmonkey3: I'm queer and that's too much pink!
 funy speling: People used to get dressed up to go to the bathroom
 Side Boob: So is she going to poop on the carpet?
 Ulillillia: It looks kind of cool but flushing chemical dye into the water system probably isn't a great idea.
Image 194439   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
411
 
 redmonkey3: Best dressed couple at prom
 Ulillillia: It's your cousin, Marvin Berry!
Image 194438   07-30-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
358
 
 Not A Bot: Amy used to do anal. She still does, but she used to too.
Image 194437   07-30-17   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
653
 
 Sthenolaidas: "yes it is from the Wayne Barlowe exclusive collection"
 redmonkey3: @Wet farts - so much NO! in one item
 big butt bum: Lots of taste.
 Wet farts: No. Just no.
 Eleftheros: "I don't have a moral plan, I'm a Canadian." -David Cronenberg
 Wooden Spoon: They had some material left over after this vest so they used it to bind the Necronomicon
 BavidDowie: ...ew
 Annoying Vegan : Don't talk back!
Image 194436   07-30-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 grizzly: This is traditionally my dog's last meal :(
 Air Biscuit: @jazzjunkie sample sized hamburger.
 jazzjunkie: All food samples must be sent to the lab for testing
Image 194435   07-30-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
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 WaffleIron: There was a star trek novel about giant space napkins.
 Niels Bohr: Commence imperial vs metric vs giant space napkin measurement argument.
 Demon Universe: Why are you using the top of two spheres to measure the distance between them?
 piranharama: @Air Biscuit can you imagine folding space through a paper crane? No wonder the Event Horizon got all fucked up.
 Air Biscuit: INITIATE HYPERSPACE FOLD! (MAKES A SWAN OUT OF THE NAPKIN)
Image 194434   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
355
 
 Donut: "Sorry, I don't do muslin. Gotta throw her back."
 redmonkey3: I don't understand swim wear these days
 Wooden Spoon: Creature from the Bollywood Lagoon? When will they break into ridiculous song?
 a robot: Is this one half of the "follow me" Instagram couple that was so insufferable a few years back? If so I'm ok with this image.
 Himesama: When your choking kink goes too far.
Image 194433   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Shay
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 Horatio: Abroham*
 redmonkey3: @Ihminen - careful with that assumption & 'murickan politics; some said the same about Nixon, then POW! - reagan.
 Ihminen: I'd vote for him... couldn't be any worse i guess
 White Rice: (I lied, I fudged that math so hard...it's probably closer to 45 more cans/beers...I've failed my obsessive observation of silly pictures on the internet standard of obsessiveness, can I ever be forgiven?)
 White Rice: @a robot that's 41 more than his hats made of!
 a robot: @DrinkMixMan "Four score and seven" equals 87. That's a lot of fucking beers!
 Jennerator: Shot by John Wilkes Douche
 DrinkMixMan: The Inebriation Proclamation
 DrinkMixMan: Four score and seven beers ago...
Image 194432   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
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 Rat-Butt: Dudes! You're in the same freaking room!!!
 Wooden Spoon: These men are married.
Image 194431   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
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