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272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?



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 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I think we've had this conversation before :P
 a robot: @Knice This is the best thing I've read so far today :D
 Wet farts: @Knice yup. Same here.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. "Kay-nice" was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Are you fucking kidding me!? Look, if you're gonna drop that bomb, I will, too. Good thing my last name is unlikely and middle impossible to guess.
 WaffleIron: And yet...
 trelyate: same
 Knice: Ouch. Guess what my real name is. :-(
 Greifer: I miss that Show!
Image 194198   07-29-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
550
 
 Horatio: Alternatively, he just got more cultured.
 Air Biscuit: I blame the schools(of bacteria).
 dobbiesdoogs: that's not how i remember the video to "coffee and tv" ending
 Side Boob: First the potato salad, now the milk
Image 194197   07-29-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
675
 
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Sixty pesos is like tree-fiddy in US dollars. That's a good deal!
 dingding: @tib gubb Chester Cheetah appears to be a rabbit in this case
 east bay: @Hokie333 Maybe it's in pesos.
 Hokie333: Yeah great, but sixty dollars?
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 A little TOO happy, I think she got a bad case of the munchies.
 Ihminen: oh hell yea
 Messed Up Dog: she looks so happy
 tib gubb: chester cheeto would be proud
 mrdiron: I will never have such a feeling of complete satisfaction
Image 194196   07-29-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
336
 
 Rat-Butt: Culling the gene pool, I see...
 Rat-Butt: Ahhh, evolution at work...
 Rat-Butt: Ahhh, evolution at work...
 Rat-Butt: ...and he uttered those fateful words, "hey, watch this!" Many ppl came to his memorial , many died that day, too. It seems that the power in those words was evil, and those who uttered them met grizly fates...
 jazzjunkie: Meanwhile, in Russia...
 filthylaw: How to win at solitaire
 Niels Bohr: And solitaire's the only game in town And every road that takes him, takes him down And by himself, it's easy to pretend He'll never love again
 Warrax: Doesn't look like go fish on the screen.
 Ulillillia: y tho
Image 194195   07-29-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
427
 
 Skaalar: Just flip the hat around, you poseur!
 Air Biscuit: (Incomprehensible wingdings)
 toaster: Me too! Whoever dies with the most fonts wins!
 Shay: She gets turned on by Comic Sans.
 copunter: and yet chose this one for this hat
 dobbiesdoogs: make arial great again
 Annoying Vegan : I couldn't Courier less.
 Warrax: Looks like you got too close to the serifs.
Image 194194   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
182
 
 Prombom: Jamaica, founded by Alf in 1986
 Donut: @Ulillillia Or a Yardie.
 Ulillillia: Unless you're gay
 Derp Herpigan: I know all the fonts.
Image 194193   07-29-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
133
 
 Spazstatic: Homemade pool lounger?
Image 194192   07-29-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
186
 
 Magic Bullets: Adorable :-)
 hajjpodge: @ChubbyBuddy No it wouldn't.
 Bu7Z: Contrived Rediculous Acronym Phenomenon
 Donut: Sponsored by Slimy Assholes Who Use Christian Slogans For Easy Profit. SAWUCSFEP for short.
 Niels Bohr: In Christ's Protection
 Warrax: Tanks, Gary Busey.
 mrmrmr: No one Is Nurturd by Jesus's Arms: NINJA
 ChubbyBuddy: christianity would be way cooler if christians stopped trying to be cool
Image 194191   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
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 El Barto: @Felicity That makes me feel a lot more sad about your previous comment...but now I also have this sweet image of a person (you...except age, gender, clothing choices etc are unknown sooo a generic subconsciously generated image of person) volunteering at a cat shelter to pet cats which has many layers of rad to it. Two thumbs up! :D
 dope: @El Barto Theres a cat shelter near me where I used to go to volunteer to pet the cats, but they have no chairs
 El Barto: @Felicity find more cats.
 Air Biscuit: "Can you bring it into work with you?"
 flowers: Cats never do this to me :-(
Image 194190   07-29-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
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 Winterneuro: Now I'm just annoyed. It's a b I t l y link
 Winterneuro: Change grilledloinbacon to bacon
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron grilledloinbacon/2vppcEY
 WaffleIron: @Winterneuro : A new Reboot, or a new Stargate? I mean, I'm gonna watch it either way, but I would like to prepare myself here.
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I liked Stargate Universe, but it was canceled just as it was getting interesting. The others - for me - were rather *blah*.
 Donut: Luxor Casino making a few revisions, I see.
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron well.....a new series was just announced at comic con. But I'm not sure about it...looks like they are going more serious, and the camp is what made the TV show entertaining
 Prostata: i tried to like stargate. i really did.
 Borkf: @WaffleIron There was meant to be a State videogame years ago, but it got trapped in licence/development hell. This makes me sad.
 WaffleIron: I would watch a Reboot-style reboot of Stargate.
Image 194189   07-29-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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