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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 Peter Pantsless: @Knice I think we've had this conversation before :P
 a robot: @Knice This is the best thing I've read so far today :D
 Wet farts: @Knice yup. Same here.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless When I was a kid, a friend's little sister couldn't pronounce my name. "Kay-nice" was her best effort and it became my nickname for several years. Except, we used K-Nice because it seemed 'sort of hip-hop or something.' Back when I quit lurking & made an account here, you had to type a user's name in order to reply to them; so I dropped the hyphen as a convenience to mobile users. :-)
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice Are you fucking kidding me!? Look, if you're gonna drop that bomb, I will, too. Good thing my last name is unlikely and middle impossible to guess.
 WaffleIron: And yet...
 trelyate: same
 Knice: Ouch. Guess what my real name is. :-(
 Greifer: I miss that Show!
Image 194198   07-29-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
550
 
 Horatio: Alternatively, he just got more cultured.
 Air Biscuit: I blame the schools(of bacteria).
 dobbiesdoogs: that's not how i remember the video to "coffee and tv" ending
 Side Boob: First the potato salad, now the milk
Image 194197   07-29-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
675
 
 a robot: @dangerkeith3000 Sixty pesos is like tree-fiddy in US dollars. That's a good deal!
 Felicity: @tib gubb Chester Cheetah appears to be a rabbit in this case
 dangerkeith3000: @Hokie333 Maybe it's in pesos.
 Hokie333: Yeah great, but sixty dollars?
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 A little TOO happy, I think she got a bad case of the munchies.
 Ihminen: oh hell yea
 dangerkeith3000: she looks so happy
 tib gubb: chester cheeto would be proud
 mrdiron: I will never have such a feeling of complete satisfaction
Image 194196   07-29-17   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
336
 
 Rat-Butt: Culling the gene pool, I see...
 Rat-Butt: Ahhh, evolution at work...
 Rat-Butt: Ahhh, evolution at work...
 Rat-Butt: ...and he uttered those fateful words, "hey, watch this!" Many ppl came to his memorial , many died that day, too. It seems that the power in those words was evil, and those who uttered them met grizly fates...
 jazzjunkie: Meanwhile, in Russia...
 Felicity: How to win at solitaire
 Niels Bohr: And solitaire's the only game in town And every road that takes him, takes him down And by himself, it's easy to pretend He'll never love again
 Warrax: Doesn't look like go fish on the screen.
 Ulillillia: y tho
Image 194195   07-29-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
427
 
 Skaalar: Just flip the hat around, you poseur!
 Air Biscuit: (Incomprehensible wingdings)
 Felicity: Me too! Whoever dies with the most fonts wins!
 Shay: She gets turned on by Comic Sans.
 copunter: and yet chose this one for this hat
 dobbiesdoogs: make arial great again
 Annoying Vegan : I couldn't Courier less.
 Warrax: Looks like you got too close to the serifs.
Image 194194   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
182
 
 Felicity: Jamaica, founded by Alf in 1986
 Donut: @Ulillillia Or a Yardie.
 Ulillillia: Unless you're gay
 Derp Herpigan: I know all the fonts.
Image 194193   07-29-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
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 Spazstatic: Homemade pool lounger?
Image 194192   07-29-17   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
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 Felicity: Adorable :-)
 hajjpodge: @ChubbyBuddy No it wouldn't.
 Bu7Z: Contrived Rediculous Acronym Phenomenon
 Donut: Sponsored by Slimy Assholes Who Use Christian Slogans For Easy Profit. SAWUCSFEP for short.
 Niels Bohr: In Christ's Protection
 Warrax: Tanks, Gary Busey.
 Dr Awkward: No one Is Nurturd by Jesus's Arms: NINJA
 ChubbyBuddy: christianity would be way cooler if christians stopped trying to be cool
Image 194191   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
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 El Barto: @Felicity That makes me feel a lot more sad about your previous comment...but now I also have this sweet image of a person (you...except age, gender, clothing choices etc are unknown sooo a generic subconsciously generated image of person) volunteering at a cat shelter to pet cats which has many layers of rad to it. Two thumbs up! :D
 Felicity: @El Barto Theres a cat shelter near me where I used to go to volunteer to pet the cats, but they have no chairs
 El Barto: @Felicity find more cats.
 Air Biscuit: "Can you bring it into work with you?"
 Felicity: Cats never do this to me :-(
Image 194190   07-29-17   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
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 Winterneuro: Now I'm just annoyed. It's a b I t l y link
 Winterneuro: Change grilledloinbacon to bacon
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron grilledloinbacon/2vppcEY
 WaffleIron: @Winterneuro : A new Reboot, or a new Stargate? I mean, I'm gonna watch it either way, but I would like to prepare myself here.
 Mr Bleak: @Prostata I liked Stargate Universe, but it was canceled just as it was getting interesting. The others - for me - were rather *blah*.
 Donut: Luxor Casino making a few revisions, I see.
 Winterneuro: @WaffleIron well.....a new series was just announced at comic con. But I'm not sure about it...looks like they are going more serious, and the camp is what made the TV show entertaining
 Prostata: i tried to like stargate. i really did.
 Borkf: @WaffleIron There was meant to be a State videogame years ago, but it got trapped in licence/development hell. This makes me sad.
 WaffleIron: I would watch a Reboot-style reboot of Stargate.
Image 194189   07-29-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
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