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221692  Micro Jackson: Fabulous!

221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

221554 VeeKay: Weird drone.

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221537 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?



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Score:
267
 
 XLY: they say things like swag, yolo, and have more fidget spinners than hands at all times
 Air Biscuit: Are they named "scradly"
 Dr Awkward: "Fart."
 Amy Housewine: 'Know' in the Biblical sense.
 DrinkMixMan: They giggle when they hear the word "cockroach?"
 redmonkey3: By taste ?
Image 194070   07-29-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
295
 
 Yurishiro: How to know the immature insects
 Borkf: "Aw yiss, my order from the novelty key store has arrived!"
 Teechur: Hey! The latest addition to my ancient cellphone collection has arrived!
 WTF: When you are accidentally delivered your neighbors mail.
 Volwen: It's a bicep!
 redmonkey3: @addend - VERRRY gently
 addend: "First, you cut a hole in the box".
Image 194069   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
414
 
 Mad Collager: He's thinking, "I want to balsam body!"
 redmonkey3: too much cowbell
Image 194068   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
220
 
 RiderFan: A true way to test your boombox is to play Ra at Dusk by Sunn O))). If it survives, then it is a keeper.
 Teechur: Sounds like a good time to test out my new hose.
 WTF: That stormtrooper is a dick.
 Air Biscuit: "THIS IS A BASE TEST. DONT PANIC!"
 UseYourName: No way, no way
 Mexico: 6:10 A.M. "What are you doing?!""Just beating you to death with your own boombox.."
Image 194067   07-29-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
427
 
 Rat-Butt: I see Wong Burgers is back! Time to launch the dick ship, made of dicks, to the planet Dick
 Beef Supreme: Ever since the "bag of dicks" phrase started sometime after Reconstruction, I've been advising those who wrong me to eat a pallet of dicks. Why? Because it makes the wrongdoer think of 64 cubic feet of shrink wrapped dicks on a cheap wooden skid.
 Donut: Dicks! Now with more Cocks!
 Greifer: Gimme a bagfulladicks!
 addend: Feed a bucket to your... rooster?
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - and their bucket if fries isn't bad either
 Ulillillia: A whole Bagfull o' Dicks!
 Warrax: Ask about the 71 gallon family special!
 tib gubb: as it turns out, a bad of dicks is pretty good
Image 194066   07-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
387
 
 Mad Collager: @Felicity "In London, Devon, Yorkshire, and possibly Scotland."
 Felicity: It must be weird interviewing prospective suicide bombers. Any previous experience?...Where do you see yourself in five years?
 SunWukong: Aaaaaaaah. UKIP. Funny as satire. Repulsive fearmongering liars in reality.
 addend: Everyone agrees. EVERYONE.
 redmonkey3: Only if she personally administers it
 Ulillillia: Make the punishment fit the crime?
Image 194065   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
440
 
 Beef Supreme: Yep, we're done as a civilization. Last one to die, please turn out the lights.
 skillet: hahaha! Whites!
 Greifer: She high?
 redmonkey3: The dog was expensive & she can always make another brat, basically for free
 addend: Baby bjorkf.
 redmonkey3: Any comment i leave is going to get flagged, damnit!
Image 194064   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
415
 
 grizzly: @annterland as it should be for everyone!
 annterland: @grizzly 'sportfuck' is now a part of my lexicon :)
 grizzly: You think I won't sportfuck a turkey dinner followed up by meaty erection made my morning.
 WTF: The weirdest Facebook quiz ever.
 Felicity: It turns out Mr. Clean is insecure
 ignatz: Only saw: I eat sleaze meat. That's enough for me..
 Warrax: You think I can't read all of these? (I did.)
 Ulillillia: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
 Sadbot: As far as hummus goes, yeah.
Image 194063   07-29-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
340
 
 winwolf: You think I want to workout with Superheroes?
 Felicity: @Sadbot IIRC she is from the Inhumans and has prehensile hair
 Volwen: Pull my hair
 Amy Housewine: Jumpin' Joe Giella sounds like the greatest superhero of all.
 a robot: @Sadbot That's Medusa. I had to look it up too.
 ASTER: This is cute, I don't care.
 Sadbot: I thought the point of being a Hulk was never having to lift. And I'm completely blanking on hair lady. Is she some sort of hair-based X-Men?
 Mexico: I know what I said. The kids need to know too.
Image 194062   07-29-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
475
 
 sparename: I'm sure that the "OFF" position is as valid as ticking "Don't contact me with offers or news"
 Dr. Bathroom: Stimulus Progression.
 Warrax: Nine? Fucking nerds.
 SunWukong: Should this not go to 11?
 a robot: Doesn't go to eleven; I don't care.
 Skaalar: That's too much power for any one person...
Image 194061   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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