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267952  Spazstatic: @KnowLifer or a fashion designer/art student.

267950  Not A Bot: Stop it humanity, you're doing me a dispair

267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

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3. DrNinjaman
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9. Spazstatic
10. Side Boob

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267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 XLY: they say things like swag, yolo, and have more fidget spinners than hands at all times
 Air Biscuit: Are they named "scradly"
 superfudge: "Fart."
 Amy Housewine: 'Know' in the Biblical sense.
 DrinkMixMan: They giggle when they hear the word "cockroach?"
 redmonkey3: By taste ?
Image 194070   07-29-17   Uploaded by    brutal
 elahabdh: How to know the immature insects
 Borkf: "Aw yiss, my order from the novelty key store has arrived!"
 Teechur: Hey! The latest addition to my ancient cellphone collection has arrived!
 WTF: When you are accidentally delivered your neighbors mail.
 Volwen: It's a bicep!
 redmonkey3: @addend - VERRRY gently
 addend: "First, you cut a hole in the box".
Image 194069   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mad Collager: He's thinking, "I want to balsam body!"
 redmonkey3: too much cowbell
Image 194068   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 RiderFan: A true way to test your boombox is to play Ra at Dusk by Sunn O))). If it survives, then it is a keeper.
 Teechur: Sounds like a good time to test out my new hose.
 WTF: That stormtrooper is a dick.
 UseYourName: No way, no way
 Mexico: 6:10 A.M. "What are you doing?!""Just beating you to death with your own boombox.."
Image 194067   07-29-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 Rat-Butt: I see Wong Burgers is back! Time to launch the dick ship, made of dicks, to the planet Dick
 Beef Supreme: Ever since the "bag of dicks" phrase started sometime after Reconstruction, I've been advising those who wrong me to eat a pallet of dicks. Why? Because it makes the wrongdoer think of 64 cubic feet of shrink wrapped dicks on a cheap wooden skid.
 Donut: Dicks! Now with more Cocks!
 Greifer: Gimme a bagfulladicks!
 addend: Feed a bucket to your... rooster?
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - and their bucket if fries isn't bad either
 Ulillillia: A whole Bagfull o' Dicks!
 Warrax: Ask about the 71 gallon family special!
 tib gubb: as it turns out, a bad of dicks is pretty good
Image 194066   07-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Mad Collager: @Felicity "In London, Devon, Yorkshire, and possibly Scotland."
 ruiner: It must be weird interviewing prospective suicide bombers. Any previous experience?...Where do you see yourself in five years?
 SunWukong: Aaaaaaaah. UKIP. Funny as satire. Repulsive fearmongering liars in reality.
 addend: Everyone agrees. EVERYONE.
 redmonkey3: Only if she personally administers it
 Ulillillia: Make the punishment fit the crime?
Image 194065   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Beef Supreme: Yep, we're done as a civilization. Last one to die, please turn out the lights.
 skillet: hahaha! Whites!
 Greifer: She high?
 redmonkey3: The dog was expensive & she can always make another brat, basically for free
 addend: Baby bjorkf.
 redmonkey3: Any comment i leave is going to get flagged, damnit!
Image 194064   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 grizzly: @annterland as it should be for everyone!
 annterland: @grizzly 'sportfuck' is now a part of my lexicon :)
 grizzly: You think I won't sportfuck a turkey dinner followed up by meaty erection made my morning.
 WTF: The weirdest Facebook quiz ever.
 youshall: It turns out Mr. Clean is insecure
 TaintJuice: Only saw: I eat sleaze meat. That's enough for me..
 Warrax: You think I can't read all of these? (I did.)
 Ulillillia: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
 Sadbot: As far as hummus goes, yeah.
Image 194063   07-29-17   Uploaded by    kristy
 winwolf: You think I want to workout with Superheroes?
 Mentos Pormer: @Sadbot IIRC she is from the Inhumans and has prehensile hair
 Volwen: Pull my hair
 Amy Housewine: Jumpin' Joe Giella sounds like the greatest superhero of all.
 a robot: @Sadbot That's Medusa. I had to look it up too.
 ASTER: This is cute, I don't care.
 Sadbot: I thought the point of being a Hulk was never having to lift. And I'm completely blanking on hair lady. Is she some sort of hair-based X-Men?
 Mexico: I know what I said. The kids need to know too.
Image 194062   07-29-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 sparename: I'm sure that the "OFF" position is as valid as ticking "Don't contact me with offers or news"
 Dr. Bathroom: Stimulus Progression.
 Warrax: Nine? Fucking nerds.
 SunWukong: Should this not go to 11?
 a robot: Doesn't go to eleven; I don't care.
 Skaalar: That's too much power for any one person...
Image 194061   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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