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254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

254161  Solemn: House, home, it's hard to tell the difference when you're tripping balls.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

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11. tears as lube: 1783 points
12. Warrax: 1775 points
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 XLY: they say things like swag, yolo, and have more fidget spinners than hands at all times
 Air Biscuit: Are they named "scradly"
 Dr Awkward: "Fart."
 Amy Housewine: 'Know' in the Biblical sense.
 DrinkMixMan: They giggle when they hear the word "cockroach?"
 redmonkey3: By taste ?
Image 194070   07-29-17   Uploaded by    brutal
 elahabdh: How to know the immature insects
 Borkf: "Aw yiss, my order from the novelty key store has arrived!"
 Teechur: Hey! The latest addition to my ancient cellphone collection has arrived!
 WTF: When you are accidentally delivered your neighbors mail.
 Volwen: It's a bicep!
 redmonkey3: @addend - VERRRY gently
 addend: "First, you cut a hole in the box".
Image 194069   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mad Collager: He's thinking, "I want to balsam body!"
 redmonkey3: too much cowbell
Image 194068   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 RiderFan: A true way to test your boombox is to play Ra at Dusk by Sunn O))). If it survives, then it is a keeper.
 Teechur: Sounds like a good time to test out my new hose.
 WTF: That stormtrooper is a dick.
 UseYourName: No way, no way
 Mexico: 6:10 A.M. "What are you doing?!""Just beating you to death with your own boombox.."
Image 194067   07-29-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 Rat-Butt: I see Wong Burgers is back! Time to launch the dick ship, made of dicks, to the planet Dick
 Beef Supreme: Ever since the "bag of dicks" phrase started sometime after Reconstruction, I've been advising those who wrong me to eat a pallet of dicks. Why? Because it makes the wrongdoer think of 64 cubic feet of shrink wrapped dicks on a cheap wooden skid.
 Donut: Dicks! Now with more Cocks!
 Greifer: Gimme a bagfulladicks!
 addend: Feed a bucket to your... rooster?
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - and their bucket if fries isn't bad either
 Ulillillia: A whole Bagfull o' Dicks!
 Warrax: Ask about the 71 gallon family special!
 tib gubb: as it turns out, a bad of dicks is pretty good
Image 194066   07-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Mad Collager: @Felicity "In London, Devon, Yorkshire, and possibly Scotland."
 ruiner: It must be weird interviewing prospective suicide bombers. Any previous experience?...Where do you see yourself in five years?
 SunWukong: Aaaaaaaah. UKIP. Funny as satire. Repulsive fearmongering liars in reality.
 addend: Everyone agrees. EVERYONE.
 redmonkey3: Only if she personally administers it
 Ulillillia: Make the punishment fit the crime?
Image 194065   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Beef Supreme: Yep, we're done as a civilization. Last one to die, please turn out the lights.
 skillet: hahaha! Whites!
 Greifer: She high?
 redmonkey3: The dog was expensive & she can always make another brat, basically for free
 addend: Baby bjorkf.
 redmonkey3: Any comment i leave is going to get flagged, damnit!
Image 194064   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 grizzly: @annterland as it should be for everyone!
 annterland: @grizzly 'sportfuck' is now a part of my lexicon :)
 grizzly: You think I won't sportfuck a turkey dinner followed up by meaty erection made my morning.
 WTF: The weirdest Facebook quiz ever.
 youshall: It turns out Mr. Clean is insecure
 ignatz: Only saw: I eat sleaze meat. That's enough for me..
 Warrax: You think I can't read all of these? (I did.)
 Ulillillia: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
 Sadbot: As far as hummus goes, yeah.
Image 194063   07-29-17   Uploaded by    kristy
 winwolf: You think I want to workout with Superheroes?
 Mentos Pormer: @Sadbot IIRC she is from the Inhumans and has prehensile hair
 Volwen: Pull my hair
 Amy Housewine: Jumpin' Joe Giella sounds like the greatest superhero of all.
 a robot: @Sadbot That's Medusa. I had to look it up too.
 ASTER: This is cute, I don't care.
 Sadbot: I thought the point of being a Hulk was never having to lift. And I'm completely blanking on hair lady. Is she some sort of hair-based X-Men?
 Mexico: I know what I said. The kids need to know too.
Image 194062   07-29-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 sparename: I'm sure that the "OFF" position is as valid as ticking "Don't contact me with offers or news"
 Dr. Bathroom: Stimulus Progression.
 Warrax: Nine? Fucking nerds.
 SunWukong: Should this not go to 11?
 a robot: Doesn't go to eleven; I don't care.
 Skaalar: That's too much power for any one person...
Image 194061   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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