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209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

209913  Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!



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White Male uploaded 209437 (745 points)
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 8. a robot: 1292 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
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Score:
267
 
 XLY: they say things like swag, yolo, and have more fidget spinners than hands at all times
 Air Biscuit: Are they named "scradly"
 Dr Awkward: "Fart."
 Amy Housewine: 'Know' in the Biblical sense.
 DrinkMixMan: They giggle when they hear the word "cockroach?"
 redmonkey3: By taste ?
Image 194070   07-29-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
295
 
 Yurishiro: How to know the immature insects
 Borkf: "Aw yiss, my order from the novelty key store has arrived!"
 Teechur: Hey! The latest addition to my ancient cellphone collection has arrived!
 WTF: When you are accidentally delivered your neighbors mail.
 Volwen: It's a bicep!
 redmonkey3: @addend - VERRRY gently
 addend: "First, you cut a hole in the box".
Image 194069   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
414
 
 Mad Collager: He's thinking, "I want to balsam body!"
 redmonkey3: too much cowbell
Image 194068   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
220
 
 RiderFan: A true way to test your boombox is to play Ra at Dusk by Sunn O))). If it survives, then it is a keeper.
 Teechur: Sounds like a good time to test out my new hose.
 WTF: That stormtrooper is a dick.
 Air Biscuit: "THIS IS A BASE TEST. DONT PANIC!"
 UseYourName: No way, no way
 Mexico: 6:10 A.M. "What are you doing?!""Just beating you to death with your own boombox.."
Image 194067   07-29-17   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
427
 
 Rat-Butt: I see Wong Burgers is back! Time to launch the dick ship, made of dicks, to the planet Dick
 Beef Supreme: Ever since the "bag of dicks" phrase started sometime after Reconstruction, I've been advising those who wrong me to eat a pallet of dicks. Why? Because it makes the wrongdoer think of 64 cubic feet of shrink wrapped dicks on a cheap wooden skid.
 Donut: Dicks! Now with more Cocks!
 Greifer: Gimme a bagfulladicks!
 addend: Feed a bucket to your... rooster?
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - and their bucket if fries isn't bad either
 Ulillillia: A whole Bagfull o' Dicks!
 Warrax: Ask about the 71 gallon family special!
 tib gubb: as it turns out, a bad of dicks is pretty good
Image 194066   07-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
387
 
 Mad Collager: @Felicity "In London, Devon, Yorkshire, and possibly Scotland."
 Felicity: It must be weird interviewing prospective suicide bombers. Any previous experience?...Where do you see yourself in five years?
 SunWukong: Aaaaaaaah. UKIP. Funny as satire. Repulsive fearmongering liars in reality.
 addend: Everyone agrees. EVERYONE.
 redmonkey3: Only if she personally administers it
 Ulillillia: Make the punishment fit the crime?
Image 194065   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
440
 
 Beef Supreme: Yep, we're done as a civilization. Last one to die, please turn out the lights.
 skillet: hahaha! Whites!
 Greifer: She high?
 redmonkey3: The dog was expensive & she can always make another brat, basically for free
 addend: Baby bjorkf.
 redmonkey3: Any comment i leave is going to get flagged, damnit!
Image 194064   07-29-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
415
 
 grizzly: @annterland as it should be for everyone!
 annterland: @grizzly 'sportfuck' is now a part of my lexicon :)
 grizzly: You think I won't sportfuck a turkey dinner followed up by meaty erection made my morning.
 WTF: The weirdest Facebook quiz ever.
 Felicity: It turns out Mr. Clean is insecure
 ignatz: Only saw: I eat sleaze meat. That's enough for me..
 Warrax: You think I can't read all of these? (I did.)
 Ulillillia: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
 Sadbot: As far as hummus goes, yeah.
Image 194063   07-29-17   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
340
 
 winwolf: You think I want to workout with Superheroes?
 Felicity: @Sadbot IIRC she is from the Inhumans and has prehensile hair
 Volwen: Pull my hair
 Amy Housewine: Jumpin' Joe Giella sounds like the greatest superhero of all.
 a robot: @Sadbot That's Medusa. I had to look it up too.
 ASTER: This is cute, I don't care.
 Sadbot: I thought the point of being a Hulk was never having to lift. And I'm completely blanking on hair lady. Is she some sort of hair-based X-Men?
 Mexico: I know what I said. The kids need to know too.
Image 194062   07-29-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
475
 
 sparename: I'm sure that the "OFF" position is as valid as ticking "Don't contact me with offers or news"
 Dr. Bathroom: Stimulus Progression.
 Warrax: Nine? Fucking nerds.
 SunWukong: Should this not go to 11?
 a robot: Doesn't go to eleven; I don't care.
 Skaalar: That's too much power for any one person...
Image 194061   07-29-17   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
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