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221692  Micro Jackson: Fabulous!

221533  trelyate: interesting username/upload combo

221697  BoiledEggs: What a smug little shit. He's perfect!

221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

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221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221610 Yurishiro: @Derp Herpigan ...yes I totally missed...

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221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221537 VeeKay: Grill and bear it.

221607 Cami: Acquisition Catalogue.

221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

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 Hosebag: They both have bear arms.
 SomeCanadian: Your dog is big.
 Rev80: Disney movies are looking more and more realistic all the time..
 SunWukong: Nomf.
 a robot: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
 Christina: The Beauty and the Bear.
Image 193923   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Teechur: Oompa Loompa Oomph
 Niels Bohr: Zebra zeal
 Niels Bohr: Ewok Exertion.
 Niels Bohr: I'm quite happy to play with myself if I have too.
 Niels Bohr: Prawn punch
 Niels Bohr: Ferret Force
 Niels Bohr: Vole Vigor
 Niels Bohr: Beetle Brawn
 Air Biscuit: @White Rice @funny in the wall bisonboost?
 White Rice: @funny in the wall what about llamathrust?
 funny in the wall: what about zerbraforce?
 Rev80: My old Yugo's engine was measured in donkeypower.. Go figure..
 Fancy Clown: "This baby packs 500bdp and can go from zero to bffs in under 5 seconds..."
 Meow: This game has the best random dialogue
Image 193922   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Rev80: It's funny until someone gets a Independent B-52 truck upside the head..
 Borkf: I'm a huge metal fan.
 WaffleIron: Chilling out is not a crime.
Image 193921   07-28-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 Niels Bohr: Do you want shirty balls? Because this is how you get shitty balls.
 Felicity: I did not expect this to be Liev Schreibers first endorsement
 SomeCanadian: Is he wearing a sports jersey, slacks, and moccasins?
 Rev80: Wow! You can drop a deuce while dropping a deuce!
 UnknownSample: This was not a planned photo.
 Fancy Clown: "What have I become?"
 addend: (Shoots! ...Stares at ball across bathroom floor...)
 sparename: I'm concerned by the "thumbs up"
 Dr Awkward: Slam Dump
Image 193920   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 Felicity: I heard this in Eminems voice
 Mr. Butt: THE COW! THE COW!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Don't worry. He'll poo himself out. And then he can shoot a 2-pointer!
 NoRagrets: I like this guy!
 Greifer: No ragrets
 Borkf: "Hey kids, do you like cheese? Well I'm not really cheese, but I sort of taste like it!"
 addend: You eat what you are.
 WaffleIron: But CONSERVATION OF MASS!! Aargh!
Image 193919   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 thebiglutovsky: *just leans in and tells the button about my life*
 Felicity: I made this same joke in 1992 when a manual said to depress the F1 key
 Wet farts: Your whole life is a lie. Your existence is worthless. You should really kill yourself.
 Sadbot: "Your purpose is that you get pushed" #193938
 SomeCanadian: Now I'm depressed and I'm not even a button.
 a robot: I could. But like Marvin the Paranoid Android before me, my powers of depression are so strong you might not survive
 addend: Pic below shows appropriate reaction.
 Meow: Just tell it about garbage island
 WaffleIron: When you do this all the fire alarms go off in the room. Same when the phone rings.
 sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""
Image 193918   07-28-17   Uploaded by    meh
 karmakat: aww, HE SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Hokkaido...
 Dr Awkward: nlm
Image 193917   07-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Felicity: Rick Moranis is a hero to me so I hope he at least got paid well for those movies.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward they were small enough to be the size pictured (I'm realizing I don't know how cheerios is spelled...that looks about right though) small enough to fit in the middle holes of a standard 2x4 lego brick, and small enough that an ant was HUGE. Individual blades of grass were fully grown redwoods. I think they kept the size pretty close to consistent, with maybe the any bit making them a bit smaller (but maybe not, it's been a long time since I last saw the movie)
 Rev80: Cinnabon has gotten out of control..
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess it's "Bye" for now. Cheerio!
 UnknownSample: Floatin on a dock in the bay
 Dr Awkward: @Christina If I recall, their size wasn't consistently the same through the movie depending on the scene
 Christina: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", but I don't remember the kids being shrunk so small.
 WaffleIron: This isn't French class.
Image 193916   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 karmakat: FENNEC KISSES!
 Robespierre: @Borkf Most Fennec-y Foxes I've seen all day - and yesterday, too.
 Rev80: Cat-Dog's kids?
 Borkf: Fennec-y
 Christina: Foxy.
Image 193915   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 193914 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lolnotrly. Your image was bad, lolnotrly.
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