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267955  Micro Jackson: It won't last

267957  Micro Jackson: Listen up, pup!

267958  Micro Jackson: Pump YOU up!

267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

267952  KnowLifer: It's a reversed technique. Computer would solve this in miliseconds so any wrong answer proves that you are a human

267943  dangerkeith3000: La Salle des Pas Perdus, Lucien Aigner

267944  dangerkeith3000: Little bunny Foofoo

267946  dangerkeith3000: She sure is big for a 4 year old.

267952  dangerkeith3000: Bottom left.

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9. Spazstatic
10. Side Boob



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267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 6. toad: 2147 points
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 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 Hosebag: They both have bear arms.
 SomeCanadian: Your dog is big.
 Rev80: Disney movies are looking more and more realistic all the time..
 SunWukong: Nomf.
 a robot: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
 Christina: The Beauty and the Bear.
Image 193923   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
544
 
 Teechur: Oompa Loompa Oomph
 Niels Bohr: Zebra zeal
 Niels Bohr: Ewok Exertion.
 Niels Bohr: I'm quite happy to play with myself if I have too.
 Niels Bohr: Prawn punch
 Niels Bohr: Ferret Force
 Niels Bohr: Vole Vigor
 Niels Bohr: Beetle Brawn
 Air Biscuit: @White Rice @funny in the wall bisonboost?
 White Rice: @funny in the wall what about llamathrust?
 funny in the wall: what about zerbraforce?
 Rev80: My old Yugo's engine was measured in donkeypower.. Go figure..
 Fancy Clown: "This baby packs 500bdp and can go from zero to bffs in under 5 seconds..."
 Meow: This game has the best random dialogue
Image 193922   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
Score:
639
 
 Rev80: It's funny until someone gets a Independent B-52 truck upside the head..
 Borkf: I'm a huge metal fan.
 WaffleIron: Chilling out is not a crime.
Image 193921   07-28-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
356
 
 Niels Bohr: Do you want shirty balls? Because this is how you get shitty balls.
 Vanna: I did not expect this to be Liev Schreibers first endorsement
 SomeCanadian: Is he wearing a sports jersey, slacks, and moccasins?
 Rev80: Wow! You can drop a deuce while dropping a deuce!
 UnknownSample: This was not a planned photo.
 Fancy Clown: "What have I become?"
 addend: (Shoots! ...Stares at ball across bathroom floor...)
 sparename: I'm concerned by the "thumbs up"
 ratwa: Slam Dump
Image 193920   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
552
 
 Osiris: I heard this in Eminems voice
 Mr. Butt: THE COW! THE COW!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Don't worry. He'll poo himself out. And then he can shoot a 2-pointer!
 NoRagrets: I like this guy!
 Greifer: No ragrets
 Borkf: "Hey kids, do you like cheese? Well I'm not really cheese, but I sort of taste like it!"
 addend: You eat what you are.
 WaffleIron: But CONSERVATION OF MASS!! Aargh!
Image 193919   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
195
 
 thebiglutovsky: *just leans in and tells the button about my life*
 Religion X: I made this same joke in 1992 when a manual said to depress the F1 key
 Wet farts: Your whole life is a lie. Your existence is worthless. You should really kill yourself.
 Sadbot: "Your purpose is that you get pushed" #193938
 SomeCanadian: Now I'm depressed and I'm not even a button.
 a robot: I could. But like Marvin the Paranoid Android before me, my powers of depression are so strong you might not survive
 addend: Pic below shows appropriate reaction.
 Meow: Just tell it about garbage island
 WaffleIron: When you do this all the fire alarms go off in the room. Same when the phone rings.
 sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""
Image 193918   07-28-17   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
340
 
 karmakat: aww, HE SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!
 FarmerWalk: Meanwhile, in Hokkaido...
 jem: nlm
Image 193917   07-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
368
 
 athiest: Rick Moranis is a hero to me so I hope he at least got paid well for those movies.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward they were small enough to be the size pictured (I'm realizing I don't know how cheerios is spelled...that looks about right though) small enough to fit in the middle holes of a standard 2x4 lego brick, and small enough that an ant was HUGE. Individual blades of grass were fully grown redwoods. I think they kept the size pretty close to consistent, with maybe the any bit making them a bit smaller (but maybe not, it's been a long time since I last saw the movie)
 Rev80: Cinnabon has gotten out of control..
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess it's "Bye" for now. Cheerio!
 UnknownSample: Floatin on a dock in the bay
 Cory Trevor: @Christina If I recall, their size wasn't consistently the same through the movie depending on the scene
 Christina: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", but I don't remember the kids being shrunk so small.
 WaffleIron: This isn't French class.
Image 193916   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
771
 
 karmakat: FENNEC KISSES!
 KnifeySpooney: @Borkf Most Fennec-y Foxes I've seen all day - and yesterday, too.
 Rev80: Cat-Dog's kids?
 Borkf: Fennec-y
 Christina: Foxy.
Image 193915   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 193914 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lolnotrly. You have brought shame on us, lolnotrly.
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