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254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

254161  Solemn: House, home, it's hard to tell the difference when you're tripping balls.

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

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11. tears as lube: 1783 points
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 Hosebag: They both have bear arms.
 SomeCanadian: Your dog is big.
 Rev80: Disney movies are looking more and more realistic all the time..
 SunWukong: Nomf.
 a robot: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
 Christina: The Beauty and the Bear.
Image 193923   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Teechur: Oompa Loompa Oomph
 Niels Bohr: Zebra zeal
 Niels Bohr: Ewok Exertion.
 Niels Bohr: I'm quite happy to play with myself if I have too.
 Niels Bohr: Prawn punch
 Niels Bohr: Ferret Force
 Niels Bohr: Vole Vigor
 Niels Bohr: Beetle Brawn
 Air Biscuit: @White Rice @funny in the wall bisonboost?
 White Rice: @funny in the wall what about llamathrust?
 funny in the wall: what about zerbraforce?
 Rev80: My old Yugo's engine was measured in donkeypower.. Go figure..
 Fancy Clown: "This baby packs 500bdp and can go from zero to bffs in under 5 seconds..."
 Meow: This game has the best random dialogue
Image 193922   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Rev80: It's funny until someone gets a Independent B-52 truck upside the head..
 Borkf: I'm a huge metal fan.
 WaffleIron: Chilling out is not a crime.
Image 193921   07-28-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 Niels Bohr: Do you want shirty balls? Because this is how you get shitty balls.
 Vanna: I did not expect this to be Liev Schreibers first endorsement
 SomeCanadian: Is he wearing a sports jersey, slacks, and moccasins?
 Rev80: Wow! You can drop a deuce while dropping a deuce!
 UnknownSample: This was not a planned photo.
 Fancy Clown: "What have I become?"
 addend: (Shoots! ...Stares at ball across bathroom floor...)
 sparename: I'm concerned by the "thumbs up"
 Dr Awkward: Slam Dump
Image 193920   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 Osiris: I heard this in Eminems voice
 Mr. Butt: THE COW! THE COW!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Don't worry. He'll poo himself out. And then he can shoot a 2-pointer!
 NoRagrets: I like this guy!
 Greifer: No ragrets
 Borkf: "Hey kids, do you like cheese? Well I'm not really cheese, but I sort of taste like it!"
 addend: You eat what you are.
 WaffleIron: But CONSERVATION OF MASS!! Aargh!
Image 193919   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 thebiglutovsky: *just leans in and tells the button about my life*
 Religion X: I made this same joke in 1992 when a manual said to depress the F1 key
 Wet farts: Your whole life is a lie. Your existence is worthless. You should really kill yourself.
 Sadbot: "Your purpose is that you get pushed" #193938
 SomeCanadian: Now I'm depressed and I'm not even a button.
 a robot: I could. But like Marvin the Paranoid Android before me, my powers of depression are so strong you might not survive
 addend: Pic below shows appropriate reaction.
 Meow: Just tell it about garbage island
 WaffleIron: When you do this all the fire alarms go off in the room. Same when the phone rings.
 sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""
Image 193918   07-28-17   Uploaded by    meh
 karmakat: aww, HE SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!
 FarmerWalk: Meanwhile, in Hokkaido...
 Dr Awkward: nlm
Image 193917   07-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 athiest: Rick Moranis is a hero to me so I hope he at least got paid well for those movies.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward they were small enough to be the size pictured (I'm realizing I don't know how cheerios is spelled...that looks about right though) small enough to fit in the middle holes of a standard 2x4 lego brick, and small enough that an ant was HUGE. Individual blades of grass were fully grown redwoods. I think they kept the size pretty close to consistent, with maybe the any bit making them a bit smaller (but maybe not, it's been a long time since I last saw the movie)
 Rev80: Cinnabon has gotten out of control..
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess it's "Bye" for now. Cheerio!
 UnknownSample: Floatin on a dock in the bay
 Dr Awkward: @Christina If I recall, their size wasn't consistently the same through the movie depending on the scene
 Christina: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", but I don't remember the kids being shrunk so small.
 WaffleIron: This isn't French class.
Image 193916   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 karmakat: FENNEC KISSES!
 KnifeySpooney: @Borkf Most Fennec-y Foxes I've seen all day - and yesterday, too.
 Rev80: Cat-Dog's kids?
 Borkf: Fennec-y
 Christina: Foxy.
Image 193915   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 193914 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lolnotrly. Boo, lolnotrly.
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