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209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

209913  Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply

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209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
15. phil: 1134 points
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 Hosebag: They both have bear arms.
 SomeCanadian: Your dog is big.
 Rev80: Disney movies are looking more and more realistic all the time..
 SunWukong: Nomf.
 a robot: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
 Christina: The Beauty and the Bear.
Image 193923   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
 Teechur: Oompa Loompa Oomph
 Niels Bohr: Zebra zeal
 Niels Bohr: Ewok Exertion.
 Niels Bohr: I'm quite happy to play with myself if I have too.
 Niels Bohr: Prawn punch
 Niels Bohr: Ferret Force
 Niels Bohr: Vole Vigor
 Niels Bohr: Beetle Brawn
 Air Biscuit: @White Rice @funny in the wall bisonboost?
 White Rice: @funny in the wall what about llamathrust?
 funny in the wall: what about zerbraforce?
 Rev80: My old Yugo's engine was measured in donkeypower.. Go figure..
 Fancy Clown: "This baby packs 500bdp and can go from zero to bffs in under 5 seconds..."
 Meow: This game has the best random dialogue
Image 193922   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Theta Zero
 Rev80: It's funny until someone gets a Independent B-52 truck upside the head..
 Borkf: I'm a huge metal fan.
 WaffleIron: Chilling out is not a crime.
Image 193921   07-28-17   Uploaded by    redrex
 Niels Bohr: Do you want shirty balls? Because this is how you get shitty balls.
 Felicity: I did not expect this to be Liev Schreibers first endorsement
 SomeCanadian: Is he wearing a sports jersey, slacks, and moccasins?
 Rev80: Wow! You can drop a deuce while dropping a deuce!
 UnknownSample: This was not a planned photo.
 Fancy Clown: "What have I become?"
 addend: (Shoots! ...Stares at ball across bathroom floor...)
 sparename: I'm concerned by the "thumbs up"
 Dr Awkward: Slam Dump
Image 193920   07-28-17   Uploaded by    hammy
 Felicity: I heard this in Eminems voice
 Mr. Butt: THE COW! THE COW!
 SomeCanadian: @WaffleIron Don't worry. He'll poo himself out. And then he can shoot a 2-pointer!
 NoRagrets: I like this guy!
 Greifer: No ragrets
 Borkf: "Hey kids, do you like cheese? Well I'm not really cheese, but I sort of taste like it!"
 addend: You eat what you are.
 WaffleIron: But CONSERVATION OF MASS!! Aargh!
Image 193919   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 thebiglutovsky: *just leans in and tells the button about my life*
 Felicity: I made this same joke in 1992 when a manual said to depress the F1 key
 Wet farts: Your whole life is a lie. Your existence is worthless. You should really kill yourself.
 Sadbot: "Your purpose is that you get pushed" #193938
 SomeCanadian: Now I'm depressed and I'm not even a button.
 a robot: I could. But like Marvin the Paranoid Android before me, my powers of depression are so strong you might not survive
 addend: Pic below shows appropriate reaction.
 Meow: Just tell it about garbage island
 WaffleIron: When you do this all the fire alarms go off in the room. Same when the phone rings.
 sparename: "You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button!, You are a really shit button! TIME'S UP!""
Image 193918   07-28-17   Uploaded by    meh
 karmakat: aww, HE SPEAKS OUR LANGUAGE!
 Robespierre: Meanwhile, in Hokkaido...
 Dr Awkward: nlm
Image 193917   07-28-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Felicity: Rick Moranis is a hero to me so I hope he at least got paid well for those movies.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward they were small enough to be the size pictured (I'm realizing I don't know how cheerios is spelled...that looks about right though) small enough to fit in the middle holes of a standard 2x4 lego brick, and small enough that an ant was HUGE. Individual blades of grass were fully grown redwoods. I think they kept the size pretty close to consistent, with maybe the any bit making them a bit smaller (but maybe not, it's been a long time since I last saw the movie)
 Rev80: Cinnabon has gotten out of control..
 Mad Collager: Well, I guess it's "Bye" for now. Cheerio!
 UnknownSample: Floatin on a dock in the bay
 Dr Awkward: @Christina If I recall, their size wasn't consistently the same through the movie depending on the scene
 Christina: "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids", but I don't remember the kids being shrunk so small.
 WaffleIron: This isn't French class.
Image 193916   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 karmakat: FENNEC KISSES!
 Robespierre: @Borkf Most Fennec-y Foxes I've seen all day - and yesterday, too.
 Rev80: Cat-Dog's kids?
 Borkf: Fennec-y
 Christina: Foxy.
Image 193915   07-28-17   Uploaded by    Bagels
Image 193914 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by lolnotrly. We'll pray for you, lolnotrly.
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