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272857  Spazstatic: Baked pup-tato

272868  Mumbles: Do you realize how much counter space you're losing by putting your microwave in the corner? Amateur hour here.

272785  Teechur: Is this Ragetti?

272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

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 Mr Bleak: Australia: where even the grapes are out to kill you.
 piranharama: @KrazyKat Deadlier I think. But due to antivenom and the phasing-out of outhouses, there have been no deaths since the 50s
 KrazyKat: @piranharama good to know. Just as deadly? Wait, it's Australia, so of course it is!
 piranharama: @KrazyKat Australian Redback. I recognise the grape packaging from one of our supermarket chains.
 SomeCanadian: Sulphur dicks are the last of this persons worries. @A duck
 KrazyKat: Does that little red mark make it a black widow?
 A duck: Sulfur dicks
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudders* Ew, sulfur dioxide
Image 193523   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 Dominus Umbrae: Feeling his oats
 Science: Oh, hey - as I stated previously (#193524), this was my dog the other day.
 XLY: Number 3 is a real breadwinner
 Scoo: Thoroughbread
 DrinkMixMan: Quit loafing around!
 Niels Bohr: Nothing like seeing a purebread at full gallop.
Image 193522   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity i cant tell fir sure, im gonna rad it on the possibility that it is scott thompson.
 Micro Jackson: Canadian royalty
 burritos: Scott Thompson and a girl who just had head surgery?
 Scoo: Don't you know that it's rude to take pictures of people who clearly don't want to be seen in public with Nickelback!?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hey look its a couple average dillholes having the chemical response associated with love.
 LancesLeftNut: For a second I thought the back of the chair was some kind of kick-ass Wolverine weapon.
Image 193521   07-26-17   Uploaded by    mark64
 Warrax: @Knice Thanks, I need to know these things.
 hot hot dog: It ded.
 Air Biscuit: *leaks battery acid...
 grizzly: My first car was a three on the tree, too.
 Science: Stick around.
 Science: @Knice: That's amazing. From the photos, the tree had been a couple of inches from completely crushing his torso.
 Niels Bohr: Nissan Leaf now with 100% more leafy goodness.
 Niels Bohr: The exhaust sound has a good bark.
 LancesLeftNut: None shall pass!
 sparename: "I hit a bump and the Baby-Bio went everywhere..."
 Knice: The dude lived, so open season: Well you said you wanted more trunk space...
Image 193520   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
 elronhubard: @Scoo : As long as it's Whiskey, you can't ruin it with coke. Only when it's Whisky.
 Scoo: Why would you ruin whiskey with Coke?
 sparename: Like when an 8-pack of beer looks like fun but a 2-litre bottle of water seems insurmountable..
Image 193519   07-26-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 addend: icken oodles - so yummy.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo He's trying to resuscitate his tendeloin. He needs it!
 LancesLeftNut: One in the hun, two in the bun. ET style.
 Meow: You'd think he'd want it back
 Scoo: What the hell is he doing to that burger!?
Image 193518   07-26-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 Wooden Spoon: This is the kind of statue you leave on a friends back doorstep late at night
 addend: And nobody set foot on the lawn again.
 Meow: I don't go outside anymore because of this picture
 dangerous dave: I've heard of candied apples but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 193517   07-26-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Watch Out: Begone, dull care
 Ulillillia: Cathy Gardens
 BFHoodrich: Despair to those who visit here!
Image 193516   07-26-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 annterland: ZEUS
 LurkedMoar: Praise it!
 NoRagrets: Cloudtron assemble!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: head of fire
 electrode: Galactus, devourer of worlds.
 9mm: Farewell All Joy
 chelseachels: How many clearly replicated areas can you spot?
Image 193515   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Wet farts: Go on. Jump a hydrant. Just a short one, even.
Image 193514   07-26-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
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