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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

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 Mr Bleak: Australia: where even the grapes are out to kill you.
 piranharama: @KrazyKat Deadlier I think. But due to antivenom and the phasing-out of outhouses, there have been no deaths since the 50s
 KrazyKat: @piranharama good to know. Just as deadly? Wait, it's Australia, so of course it is!
 piranharama: @KrazyKat Australian Redback. I recognise the grape packaging from one of our supermarket chains.
 SomeCanadian: Sulphur dicks are the last of this persons worries. @A duck
 KrazyKat: Does that little red mark make it a black widow?
 A duck: Sulfur dicks
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudders* Ew, sulfur dioxide
Image 193523   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
 Dominus Umbrae: Feeling his oats
 Science: Oh, hey - as I stated previously (#193524), this was my dog the other day.
 XLY: Number 3 is a real breadwinner
 Scoo: Thoroughbread
 DrinkMixMan: Quit loafing around!
 Niels Bohr: Nothing like seeing a purebread at full gallop.
Image 193522   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity i cant tell fir sure, im gonna rad it on the possibility that it is scott thompson.
 Micro Jackson: Canadian royalty
 burritos: Scott Thompson and a girl who just had head surgery?
 Scoo: Don't you know that it's rude to take pictures of people who clearly don't want to be seen in public with Nickelback!?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hey look its a couple average dillholes having the chemical response associated with love.
 LancesLeftNut: For a second I thought the back of the chair was some kind of kick-ass Wolverine weapon.
Image 193521   07-26-17   Uploaded by    mark64
 Warrax: @Knice Thanks, I need to know these things.
 hot hot dog: It ded.
 Air Biscuit: *leaks battery acid...
 grizzly: My first car was a three on the tree, too.
 Science: Stick around.
 Science: @Knice: That's amazing. From the photos, the tree had been a couple of inches from completely crushing his torso.
 Niels Bohr: Nissan Leaf now with 100% more leafy goodness.
 Niels Bohr: The exhaust sound has a good bark.
 LancesLeftNut: None shall pass!
 sparename: "I hit a bump and the Baby-Bio went everywhere..."
 Knice: The dude lived, so open season: Well you said you wanted more trunk space...
Image 193520   07-26-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
 elronhubard: @Scoo : As long as it's Whiskey, you can't ruin it with coke. Only when it's Whisky.
 Scoo: Why would you ruin whiskey with Coke?
 sparename: Like when an 8-pack of beer looks like fun but a 2-litre bottle of water seems insurmountable..
Image 193519   07-26-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 addend: icken oodles - so yummy.
 DrinkMixMan: @Scoo He's trying to resuscitate his tendeloin. He needs it!
 LancesLeftNut: One in the hun, two in the bun. ET style.
 Meow: You'd think he'd want it back
 Scoo: What the hell is he doing to that burger!?
Image 193518   07-26-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 Wooden Spoon: This is the kind of statue you leave on a friends back doorstep late at night
 addend: And nobody set foot on the lawn again.
 Meow: I don't go outside anymore because of this picture
 dangerous dave: I've heard of candied apples but this is ridiculous.
 Knice: I bet it smells great in there.
Image 193517   07-26-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Watch Out: Begone, dull care
 Ulillillia: Cathy Gardens
 BFHoodrich: Despair to those who visit here!
Image 193516   07-26-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 annterland: ZEUS
 LurkedMoar: Praise it!
 NoRagrets: Cloudtron assemble!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: head of fire
 Otterman: Galactus, devourer of worlds.
 Dr Awkward: Farewell All Joy
 ignatz: How many clearly replicated areas can you spot?
Image 193515   07-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Wet farts: Go on. Jump a hydrant. Just a short one, even.
Image 193514   07-26-17   Uploaded by    minimum max
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