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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.



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 a robot: Oh no I'm late to the party! An old stab at ol' Cathy #77727
 Alaskan: #180197 Going to the batroom
 Jabberwikket: #187101"Breaking news: A pack of pre-teens assault a convenience store wearing armor made of pop-tarts and soda cans. Film at 11"
 WotGives: Oh, sure. when she does it, it's all, "Mother nature's blessing blah blah." But when i bleed from my crotch, it's a problem #55737
 Warrax: Not counting the blank one, it's #84799. Not my finest work tbh, but it is what it is.
 dobbiesdoogs: this turned out awesome, thanks all #83858
 Donut: #107763 And to Ishida's horror, the abominations swept down the hill, wiping out Yoshitsugu Otani's regiment and swarming the battlefields of Sekigahara. He knew now that the fool Hideaki Kobayakawa had sided with Weyland-Yutani after all.
 jochenau: #93200 Old Spice
 Ulillillia: #77727 you should have a vacuum because you suck
 annterland: #103080 should have been a coke zero
 Annoying Vegan : #168023 Tweets by Dre
 VoR: El Bang #86304
 Christina: #186250 Is the third step a hand job?
 Noremak: #54808 He must be ready to upload alot of pictures.
 Side Boob: #122796 Cave Johnson, represent!
 DrinkMixMan: Naturally, it's " " from #54484
 Ihminen: #178261 "we get it you like weed memes"
 Mr Bleak: #159697 Room in there for a box of tissues #159698
 hajjpodge: #89353 Ironically not metal.
 trelyate: #154677 "he was wearing a trench coat and tricked me!" (this comment was a reference to #154679 )
 Zukero: #91563 Starship Puggers
 Amy Housewine: #88111 Once Tom built a MySpace/made it run/made it race against time/once Tom built a Myspace/Now it's done/Brother, can you spare a dime?
 Off Topic: #103414 Don't mind me, just haulin' ass down the road
 WaffleIron: #96368 : duck duck duck RESISTING!
 Mexico: #94758 Tricky Dick
 Scoo: #88627: "Cabernet Sauron"
 KnowLifer: @KnowLifer This comment is not (+)ed enough but I think it's my best comment: #87050 Rest in fees
 Mr. Butt: #77161 : "JZLUVR" (Read in sequence with #77162)
 fanny: my best non-pyramid scheme comment is "Birdie Sanders" #138590
 KnowLifer: #117244 only quality scooby snack, my friend...
 Knice: Like a lot of us, probably, mine's good ol' #54484, though I'm not visible any more there (the list got too long). Next is #80439 No, she said 'vigrin.
 SunWukong: #54484
 Judge Bread: #57551 "STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE"
 bug: "Radded for her friendly spaceship shirt"
 Derp Herpigan: #121652 Because revenge is best served cold.
Image 193139   07-24-17   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
231
 
 trelyate: they're on sale cuz they're always getting high
 karmakat: okay, I AM in tech BUT...this scares me.
 Scoo: For that Extra-Dry feeling!
 snekeyes: Can you speak up? I'm wearing a towel.
 fanny: Klassic Kent
 Off Topic: The 20% off was the cord.
 ignatz: D'Oh! scanned right passed it three times..
 ignatz: idgi..
Image 193138   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
117
 
 hosehorse: /Seinfeld/ characters had the most enviable technology. For years Jerry had a Macintosh SE in his apartment.
 ASTER: "You traded my copy of Earthbound for CHUCK ROCK?" "it'll be an instant classic, Jerry! Mark my words!!"
 Minnesotan: staged, nobody would leave that out w/o a cartridge in it.
 WaffleIron: It's levitating?
Image 193137   07-24-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
374
 
 Micro Jackson: da-dum. da-dum da-dum.
 Off Topic: Getting some serious Pinocchio flash backs here.
 SomeCanadian: We're going to need a bigger boop.
Image 193136   07-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
162
 
 addend: F.
Image 193135   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
547
 
 cishet: At least its programmed to lie to spare your feelings, like in Isaac Asimovs Liar!
 ASTER: @SunWukong I didn't know we even had two Orns to choose from.
 Hosebag: Everybody, let's give it up for Humor-Bot 5.0.
 Ihminen: "Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer or F.I.S.T.O. Please assume the position."
 Scoo: Uhh... Beep Boop Beep
 Scoo: Just because one is programmed to be /able/ to love, doesn't mean one /does/
 SunWukong: I LIKE BOTHORN!!!
Image 193134   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
149
 
 sports: 21sts
 ASTER: That fish is actually a dessert pastry with Nutella in it iirc?
 Off Topic: The 21st Matthew must be pretty old by now.
 SunWukong: So long and thanks.
Image 193133   07-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
559
 
 Minnesotan: @Derp Herpigan: they couldn't go a week past blasting the australian woman without murdering two dogs
 Derp Herpigan: I get the username/upload combo, but this story is still really tragic, and I don't feel like it's worth anything but a bad vote for all the strange circumstances surrounding it.
 WaffleIron: *disappointed exhale*
Image 193132   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
Score:
359
 
 younglink: @Donut John Moschitta would have to talk /really/ fast for that commercial
 Donut: Wait, no, let me guess...NANOMACHINES, right?
 Hosebag: Buns out, guns out.
 Air Biscuit: Codec*beep beep "Colonel, theres a hotdog blocking the hallway in front of me." "SNAKE GET OUT OF THERE"
 Sadbot: Love really can bloom on a battlefield
 99.9 Percent: Shoot the weenie!
 WaffleIron: "Peacewalker my ass, that thing's gotta die"
Image 193131   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
456
 
 a robot: Well.....ok this might be the only novelty bathroom sign that is ok. Because they aren't signs, they are doors, and someone worked hard to find them. And there are also normal signs.
 GiveMePlus: This should have been the door to the bathroom where Rorschach killed Big Figure
 Mr Bleak: Neither door has got wood
 Knice: Definitely wood.
 Wumph Morms: NSFW
 Butcherboy: This goes against the grain
 Derp Herpigan: Freudian door
Image 193130   07-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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