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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker



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Score:
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 cishet: At least its programmed to lie to spare your feelings, like in Isaac Asimovs Liar!
 ASTER: @SunWukong I didn't know we even had two Orns to choose from.
 Hosebag: Everybody, let's give it up for Humor-Bot 5.0.
 Ihminen: "Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer or F.I.S.T.O. Please assume the position."
 Scoo: Uhh... Beep Boop Beep
 Scoo: Just because one is programmed to be /able/ to love, doesn't mean one /does/
 SunWukong: I LIKE BOTHORN!!!
Image 193134   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
149
 
 sports: 21sts
 ASTER: That fish is actually a dessert pastry with Nutella in it iirc?
 Off Topic: The 21st Matthew must be pretty old by now.
 SunWukong: So long and thanks.
Image 193133   07-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
559
 
 Minnesotan: @Derp Herpigan: they couldn't go a week past blasting the australian woman without murdering two dogs
 Derp Herpigan: I get the username/upload combo, but this story is still really tragic, and I don't feel like it's worth anything but a bad vote for all the strange circumstances surrounding it.
 WaffleIron: *disappointed exhale*
Image 193132   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
Score:
359
 
 younglink: @Donut John Moschitta would have to talk /really/ fast for that commercial
 Donut: Wait, no, let me guess...NANOMACHINES, right?
 Hosebag: Buns out, guns out.
 Air Biscuit: Codec*beep beep "Colonel, theres a hotdog blocking the hallway in front of me." "SNAKE GET OUT OF THERE"
 Sadbot: Love really can bloom on a battlefield
 99.9 Percent: Shoot the weenie!
 WaffleIron: "Peacewalker my ass, that thing's gotta die"
Image 193131   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
456
 
 a robot: Well.....ok this might be the only novelty bathroom sign that is ok. Because they aren't signs, they are doors, and someone worked hard to find them. And there are also normal signs.
 GiveMePlus: This should have been the door to the bathroom where Rorschach killed Big Figure
 Mr Bleak: Neither door has got wood
 Knice: Definitely wood.
 Wumph Morms: NSFW
 Butcherboy: This goes against the grain
 Derp Herpigan: Freudian door
Image 193130   07-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
203
 
 trelyate: there have been an uncomfortably high number of suicide jokes in the past few years of the Simpsons. Might be a cry for help
 karmakat: could he EVER STAY that way? please?
 Mr. Butt: "Bart, we've got to collect the Dragon Balls"
 Back Door Dan: @Ihminen Matt Groening wanted to make sure FOX couldn't revive the show.
 Ihminen: Final episode of the simpsons looking bleak
 DrinkMixMan: Death to Poochy
 ignatz: This is Homer, the rope would go under the armpit as well..
 zupobaloop: "Simpsons did it!"
Image 193129   07-24-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
238
 
 karmakat: WORST PHOTOSHOP EVER!
 VoR: His hand is freaking massive
 obama: "Good caption"? How about Bad 'Shop?
Image 193128   07-24-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
396
 
 AlexDeLarge: BOOO! NOT COOL! DISQUALIFIED!
 SunWukong: Yeah. I think it's kicking in now.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: found my new god.
 Butcherboy: I meant Zardoz
 Butcherboy: Cardozo!
 DrinkMixMan: @Side Boob I like what you got!
 DrinkMixMan: SHOW ME WHAT THOU HAST GOT
 Side Boob: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Image 193127   07-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
324
 
 celtic: Did I catch you at a bad time?
 Micro Jackson: Time is tite
 White Rice: He used to have all the time on his hands. Little did he suspect the tables would turn so soon.
 Ihminen: Timely.
Image 193126   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
264
 
 pawsies: @White Rice Some shellfish do trigger my arachnophobia. Fortunately they are also delicious and by the time they get to my table theyve changed form...except for one time at a nice restaurant when I ordered lobster and they brought an entire lobster to my table and it sat there on my plate, legs pointing up at me like a facehugger
 White Rice: @Felicity eh, they're small, this thing looks like it was 12+ feet long (though I never really took to lobster anyway, so no big loss if I did suddenly freak over those things (and the giant spider crabs, while creepy/long, aren't too bad either))
 dragon horn: @White Rice In that case, never go to a restaurant that serves live lobsters
 Warrax: That really big one looks chill.
 piranharama: @Meow How we gonna get to Candy Mountain now?
 Sadbot: Dunkleosteus should be the mascot for Dunkaroos
 White Rice: I'm terrified that something called a "Sea Scorpion" ever existed. No aqua-arachnids, please & thank you.
 SunWukong: @DrinkMixMan Kev.
 Meow: But wheres Liopleurodon?
 DrinkMixMan: What's that little man-shaped one called?
Image 193125   07-24-17   Uploaded by    peeper
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