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267946  dangerkeith3000: She sure is big for a 4 year old.

267952  dangerkeith3000: Bottom left.

267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

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1. Not A Bot
2. DrNinjaman
3. Spazstatic
4. Shay
5. tib gubb
6. dangerkeith3000
7. a robot
8. MrBoffo
9. VeeKay
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267916 Spazstatic: Duncan Hills Coffee!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him



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Nope uploaded 267631 (934 points)
badger uploaded 267722 (815 points)
trees uploaded 267624 (807 points)
toad uploaded 267692 (806 points)
Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (805 points)
twenty4 uploaded 267492 (805 points)
time is wastin uploaded 267579 (800 points)
Unstableton uploaded 267819 (798 points)
iCEy uploaded 267787 (798 points)
The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267850 (746 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)


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 2. fanny: 3929 points
 3. Side Boob: 3545 points
 4. Gomi Day: 2486 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2235 points
 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1858 points
 8. time is wastin: 1673 points
 9. static xyz: 1632 points
10. Shay: 1535 points
11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
13. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1454 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 cishet: At least its programmed to lie to spare your feelings, like in Isaac Asimovs Liar!
 ASTER: @SunWukong I didn't know we even had two Orns to choose from.
 Hosebag: Everybody, let's give it up for Humor-Bot 5.0.
 Ihminen: "Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer or F.I.S.T.O. Please assume the position."
 Scoo: Uhh... Beep Boop Beep
 Scoo: Just because one is programmed to be /able/ to love, doesn't mean one /does/
 SunWukong: I LIKE BOTHORN!!!
Image 193134   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
149
 
 sports: 21sts
 ASTER: That fish is actually a dessert pastry with Nutella in it iirc?
 Off Topic: The 21st Matthew must be pretty old by now.
 SunWukong: So long and thanks.
Image 193133   07-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
559
 
 Minnesotan: @Derp Herpigan: they couldn't go a week past blasting the australian woman without murdering two dogs
 Derp Herpigan: I get the username/upload combo, but this story is still really tragic, and I don't feel like it's worth anything but a bad vote for all the strange circumstances surrounding it.
 WaffleIron: *disappointed exhale*
Image 193132   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Minnesotan
Score:
359
 
 younglink: @Donut John Moschitta would have to talk /really/ fast for that commercial
 Donut: Wait, no, let me guess...NANOMACHINES, right?
 Hosebag: Buns out, guns out.
 Air Biscuit: Codec*beep beep "Colonel, theres a hotdog blocking the hallway in front of me." "SNAKE GET OUT OF THERE"
 Sadbot: Love really can bloom on a battlefield
 99.9 Percent: Shoot the weenie!
 WaffleIron: "Peacewalker my ass, that thing's gotta die"
Image 193131   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
456
 
 a robot: Well.....ok this might be the only novelty bathroom sign that is ok. Because they aren't signs, they are doors, and someone worked hard to find them. And there are also normal signs.
 GiveMePlus: This should have been the door to the bathroom where Rorschach killed Big Figure
 Mr Bleak: Neither door has got wood
 Knice: Definitely wood.
 Wumph Morms: NSFW
 Butcherboy: This goes against the grain
 Derp Herpigan: Freudian door
Image 193130   07-24-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
203
 
 trelyate: there have been an uncomfortably high number of suicide jokes in the past few years of the Simpsons. Might be a cry for help
 karmakat: could he EVER STAY that way? please?
 Mr. Butt: "Bart, we've got to collect the Dragon Balls"
 Back Door Dan: @Ihminen Matt Groening wanted to make sure FOX couldn't revive the show.
 Ihminen: Final episode of the simpsons looking bleak
 DrinkMixMan: Death to Poochy
 Ignatius: This is Homer, the rope would go under the armpit as well..
 zupobaloop: "Simpsons did it!"
Image 193129   07-24-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
238
 
 karmakat: WORST PHOTOSHOP EVER!
 VoR: His hand is freaking massive
 obama: "Good caption"? How about Bad 'Shop?
Image 193128   07-24-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
396
 
 AlexDeLarge: BOOO! NOT COOL! DISQUALIFIED!
 SunWukong: Yeah. I think it's kicking in now.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: found my new god.
 Butcherboy: I meant Zardoz
 Butcherboy: Cardozo!
 DrinkMixMan: @Side Boob I like what you got!
 DrinkMixMan: SHOW ME WHAT THOU HAST GOT
 Side Boob: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Image 193127   07-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
324
 
 celtic: Did I catch you at a bad time?
 Micro Jackson: Time is tite
 White Rice: He used to have all the time on his hands. Little did he suspect the tables would turn so soon.
 Ihminen: Timely.
Image 193126   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
264
 
 pawsies: @White Rice Some shellfish do trigger my arachnophobia. Fortunately they are also delicious and by the time they get to my table theyve changed form...except for one time at a nice restaurant when I ordered lobster and they brought an entire lobster to my table and it sat there on my plate, legs pointing up at me like a facehugger
 White Rice: @Felicity eh, they're small, this thing looks like it was 12+ feet long (though I never really took to lobster anyway, so no big loss if I did suddenly freak over those things (and the giant spider crabs, while creepy/long, aren't too bad either))
 dragon horn: @White Rice In that case, never go to a restaurant that serves live lobsters
 Warrax: That really big one looks chill.
 piranharama: @Meow How we gonna get to Candy Mountain now?
 Sadbot: Dunkleosteus should be the mascot for Dunkaroos
 White Rice: I'm terrified that something called a "Sea Scorpion" ever existed. No aqua-arachnids, please & thank you.
 SunWukong: @DrinkMixMan Kev.
 Meow: But wheres Liopleurodon?
 DrinkMixMan: What's that little man-shaped one called?
Image 193125   07-24-17   Uploaded by    peeper
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