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210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?



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Score:
284
 
 Felicity: Rob Schneider did this for a living once
 White Rice: The free wifi is what really sells the Elvis aspect of the place (in all seriousness, I'd check it out, sounds fun)
 Catcat: I miss Japan...
 Jennerator: black velvet everywhere
 dangerkeith3000: cool japanese bar?
Image 193066   07-24-17   Uploaded by    savvoy
Score:
647
 
 Aufziehvogel: "You're gonna need a smaller boat!"
 dangerous dave: @dangerous dave *its* not *it's*, damn you instant karma.
 dangerous dave: @divad You're fishing for a second thing that will accent this image and bring out it's strongest attributes? Try the one with the dog and the porpoise: that ought to do it. :)
 divad: Fishing for complement
 duchaschmeremol: fish for scale
 AlexDeLarge: Bet you anything it's deadly poisonous
 tib gubb: there is something very large a-pooshin my gravel!
Image 193065   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
344
 
 Kim: @Felicity I eat bagels and fruit, but if I'm in the wrong part of town, someone may murder me.
 Felicity: @Kim House centipedes eat bedbugs and silverfish
 Eleftheros: Slenderbug
 Kim: My basement is full of theese. I don't kill them because they eat the house centipedes.
Image 193064   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
Score:
575
 
 LancesLeftNut: Comin' in hot!
 dangerous dave: This joke is a re-tread but at least you can't complain about a big bill.
 FabricMan: Ducks? Where we're going, we don't need ducks!
 divad: Swans have their lakes. Ducks have car parks
 White Rice: @Catcat I still prefer Running in the 90's, but this is alright.
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Ducky O'drift?
 Sadbot: Tokyo Duck
 NoRagrets: Hard landing, but good brakes.
 Catcat: DEJAVU
Image 193063   07-24-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
225
 
 Felicity: I forget; did Joey play Mac or Cheese?
 addend: Watching Matt warms my Mac. My Mac warms mac and cheese. Mac and cheese makes watching Matt fun.
 Dr Awkward: Classic Matt
 dobbiesdoogs: no one told you tines were gonna be this waaay *pluck* *pluck* *pluck* *pluck*
Image 193062   07-24-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
759
 
 Bill Rye: see not all vegans are annoying!
 addend: "Get closer, you two, and llama take another shot".
 Catcat: Tailor Lautner seems so happy now that Twilight's over.
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, O-llama
 Amy Housewine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Image 193061   07-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
105
 
 trelyate: @Catcat I dunno, Sonic looks like he's got a baby bump
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt This user is always in the mood for some buttwork!
 Knice: @Mr. Butt :-D
 Skinr: When I read the first speech bubble, I thought he meant the other kind of eggs... because this is an MS Paint Sonic comic, on the Internet.
 White Rice: @Sadbot @Catcat or both at the same time (and with Shrek, for reasons)
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Well, sonic isn't yellow...
 Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...
 Jennerator: gotta ovulate fast
 dangerkeith3000: If this Is NOT Sonichu I will rad it. I hate that Sonichu guy.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @Catcat Or being turned into a toilet
 Catcat: @White Rice At least nobody is pregnant in this one.
 White Rice: It's weird sonic fan-art (honestly that's the only type of sonic fan-art out there) but it isn't the usual "now I need to drink a gallon of bleach" level of weird that one comes to expect from Sonic "fans"
 tib gubb: and the fathers wept...
Image 193060   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
260
 
 apoxia: Do you go straight to hell for this?
 addend: ... The kindergarten teacher has been suspended with pay, pending investigation.
 Warrax: They did.
 DrinkMixMan: I hear Jesus is HUNG
 Jennerator: Sumo Christ
 dangerkeith3000: they were asking for this when they made a jesus doll.
 Peter Pantsless: ok, I will
 dobbiesdoogs: stupid sexy jesus
 tib gubb: holy teabaggin' christ
Image 193059   07-24-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
360
 
 Donut: The Toyota Prius commercial people are behind this too, aren't they?
 Skinr: The RealD glasses are a nice touch.
 Volwen: Heya, dollface.
 tib gubb: danny doll-leg-vito
 Catcat: A, the new Kingdom Devito kickstarter just hit!
 dobbiesdoogs: danny devito looking good these days
Image 193058   07-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
619
 
 Science: I really wish there was a complete collection of Charles Addams cartoons out there...
 Donut: "Oh, I get it now...paint me like one of your French girls! That was clever! Oh, he's dead now..."
 copunter: this guy gets it
 Mr. Shine: @Catcat I'll be the mustachioed gentleman at left.
 ChubbyBuddy: Sebastian Gorka watching The Pianist
 Warrax: @Catcat I'll be Uncle Fester there next to you. Looks nothing like me, but I do laugh at inappropriate times.
 tib gubb: charles addams
Image 193057   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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