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234428  glenalec: Don't upload me like potato.

234430  glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234488  grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.

234493  Teechur: Where's Grandma?

234492  grizzly: @Peter Pantsless This post is just like how I enjoy my steaks... Well done.

234473  glenalec: @a robot - I radvote anything that doesn't specifically offend me! (after a spell, I hit the limit sometimes)

234474  glenalec: @a robot - I was thinking he was looking worried they wouldn't stay in his arms long enough for the photo.

234501  Coolguy: Is that Kane from Command and Conquer?

234476  glenalec: LAYERS!

234477  glenalec: @Scoo Flying around, or flying on?

234480  glenalec: @glenalec and store well (I started writing that comment with 'stores well' in mind, then somehow missed it!)

234487  Winterneuro: Only slightly better makeup than the Gorn from trek ToS

234480  glenalec: @Lantry - I have cheap, invisible decorations. They are easy to set up and take down, don't accumulate dust, aren't a fire hazard and look great with any celebration.

234504  WTF: "They tell me to put my seat back forward. Well, I don't bend that way. If I could put my seat back forward, I'd be in porno movies."

234499  Winterneuro: You do know blindness is the cost of joining the Illuminati, right?

234484  glenalec: @funny in the wall - Transformers - death of an Optimus, of course!

234489  glenalec: Why weren't they buried in a rooftop garden?

234490  glenalec: My main reason for not getting a tattoo is that I can't be sure what distant-future-me will like.

234495  WTF: "The Ruins" was real people!

234498  mrdiron: While you were going to kindergarten, I studied the blade.

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234446 a robot: But....why?

234437 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234465 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?

234411 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off

234430 Jabberwikket: "Cake or death!".... "why not both?"

234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234423 Amy Housewine: @well duh Put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both.



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 Kim: @Felicity I eat bagels and fruit, but if I'm in the wrong part of town, someone may murder me.
 Felicity: @Kim House centipedes eat bedbugs and silverfish
 Eleftheros: Slenderbug
 Kim: My basement is full of theese. I don't kill them because they eat the house centipedes.
Image 193064   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
Score:
575
 
 LancesLeftNut: Comin' in hot!
 dangerous dave: This joke is a re-tread but at least you can't complain about a big bill.
 FabricMan: Ducks? Where we're going, we don't need ducks!
 divad: Swans have their lakes. Ducks have car parks
 White Rice: @Catcat I still prefer Running in the 90's, but this is alright.
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Ducky O'drift?
 Sadbot: Tokyo Duck
 NoRagrets: Hard landing, but good brakes.
 Catcat: DEJAVU
Image 193063   07-24-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
225
 
 Felicity: I forget; did Joey play Mac or Cheese?
 addend: Watching Matt warms my Mac. My Mac warms mac and cheese. Mac and cheese makes watching Matt fun.
 Dr Awkward: Classic Matt
 dobbiesdoogs: no one told you tines were gonna be this waaay *pluck* *pluck* *pluck* *pluck*
Image 193062   07-24-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
759
 
 Bill Rye: see not all vegans are annoying!
 addend: "Get closer, you two, and llama take another shot".
 Catcat: Tailor Lautner seems so happy now that Twilight's over.
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, O-llama
 Amy Housewine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Image 193061   07-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
105
 
 trelyate: @Catcat I dunno, Sonic looks like he's got a baby bump
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt This user is always in the mood for some buttwork!
 Knice: @Mr. Butt :-D
 Skinr: When I read the first speech bubble, I thought he meant the other kind of eggs... because this is an MS Paint Sonic comic, on the Internet.
 White Rice: @Sadbot @Catcat or both at the same time (and with Shrek, for reasons)
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Well, sonic isn't yellow...
 Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...
 Jennerator: gotta ovulate fast
 dangerkeith3000: If this Is NOT Sonichu I will rad it. I hate that Sonichu guy.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @Catcat Or being turned into a toilet
 Catcat: @White Rice At least nobody is pregnant in this one.
 White Rice: It's weird sonic fan-art (honestly that's the only type of sonic fan-art out there) but it isn't the usual "now I need to drink a gallon of bleach" level of weird that one comes to expect from Sonic "fans"
 tib gubb: and the fathers wept...
Image 193060   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
260
 
 apoxia: Do you go straight to hell for this?
 addend: ... The kindergarten teacher has been suspended with pay, pending investigation.
 Warrax: They did.
 DrinkMixMan: I hear Jesus is HUNG
 Jennerator: Sumo Christ
 dangerkeith3000: they were asking for this when they made a jesus doll.
 Peter Pantsless: ok, I will
 dobbiesdoogs: stupid sexy jesus
 tib gubb: holy teabaggin' christ
Image 193059   07-24-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
360
 
 Donut: The Toyota Prius commercial people are behind this too, aren't they?
 Skinr: The RealD glasses are a nice touch.
 Volwen: Heya, dollface.
 tib gubb: danny doll-leg-vito
 Catcat: A, the new Kingdom Devito kickstarter just hit!
 dobbiesdoogs: danny devito looking good these days
Image 193058   07-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
619
 
 Science: I really wish there was a complete collection of Charles Addams cartoons out there...
 Donut: "Oh, I get it now...paint me like one of your French girls! That was clever! Oh, he's dead now..."
 copunter: this guy gets it
 Mr. Shine: @Catcat I'll be the mustachioed gentleman at left.
 ChubbyBuddy: Sebastian Gorka watching The Pianist
 Warrax: @Catcat I'll be Uncle Fester there next to you. Looks nothing like me, but I do laugh at inappropriate times.
 tib gubb: charles addams
Image 193057   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
747
 
 Felicity: @a robot Theres an M in Selma, so it works. :-)
 sparename: @a robot Just like coots have white bits on their beaks while mooRhens have 'Red'
 a robot: @Felicity For me it was Selma's hair is shaped like an "M," so it's "M" for "Selma." I guess that doesn't really make sense when I write it out
 Felicity: Mnemonic device to remember which one is which: Patty has round hair, shaped like a hamburger patty
 Felicity: Cool although trying to replicate the yellow skin never seems to work IRL. There must be a way around that.
 Side Boob: Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
 Mr. Shine: Rosie O'Donnell has literally never looked better.
 apoxia: I like the hair.
 tib gubb: @Ulillillia jub jub deserves a nice warm rock
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb jub jub
 tib gubb: neat!
Image 193056   07-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
642
 
 Felicity: Oh! Okay! Okay! Neat! Neat! Neat! Okay! Okay! Neat! Okay! Neat! Okay!
 Cami: Upskirt creeper.
 Skinr: "Huh, so that's what spiders looks like. Maybe I should rethink my costume."
Image 193055   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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