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263346  Side Boob: I hate those mornings.

263322  dangerkeith3000: Something is wrong with his face.

263344  ignatz: Mmm.. Shiny!

263325  dangerkeith3000: Your chimney doesn't have a hole on top. Time to suffocate.

263345  ignatz: @flommmm underrated shows are the best!

263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

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263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263281 Shay: Can't you just go to your local library and rent a copy of "The Miracle of Birth" on DVD?

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
344
 
 Kim: @Felicity I eat bagels and fruit, but if I'm in the wrong part of town, someone may murder me.
 caesar: @Kim House centipedes eat bedbugs and silverfish
 Eleftheros: Slenderbug
 Kim: My basement is full of theese. I don't kill them because they eat the house centipedes.
Image 193064   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
Score:
575
 
 LancesLeftNut: Comin' in hot!
 dangerous dave: This joke is a re-tread but at least you can't complain about a big bill.
 FabricMan: Ducks? Where we're going, we don't need ducks!
 divad: Swans have their lakes. Ducks have car parks
 White Rice: @Catcat I still prefer Running in the 90's, but this is alright.
 mark64: @Sadbot Ducky O'drift?
 Sadbot: Tokyo Duck
 NoRagrets: Hard landing, but good brakes.
 Catcat: DEJAVU
Image 193063   07-24-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
225
 
 static xyz: I forget; did Joey play Mac or Cheese?
 addend: Watching Matt warms my Mac. My Mac warms mac and cheese. Mac and cheese makes watching Matt fun.
 SS Keith: Classic Matt
 dobbiesdoogs: no one told you tines were gonna be this waaay *pluck* *pluck* *pluck* *pluck*
Image 193062   07-24-17   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
759
 
 Bill Rye: see not all vegans are annoying!
 addend: "Get closer, you two, and llama take another shot".
 Catcat: Tailor Lautner seems so happy now that Twilight's over.
 Peter Pantsless: Thanks, O-llama
 Amy Housewine: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Image 193061   07-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
105
 
 trelyate: @Catcat I dunno, Sonic looks like he's got a baby bump
 Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Butt This user is always in the mood for some buttwork!
 Knice: @Mr. Butt :-D
 Skinr: When I read the first speech bubble, I thought he meant the other kind of eggs... because this is an MS Paint Sonic comic, on the Internet.
 White Rice: @Sadbot @Catcat or both at the same time (and with Shrek, for reasons)
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Well, sonic isn't yellow...
 Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...
 Jennerator: gotta ovulate fast
 epitasis: If this Is NOT Sonichu I will rad it. I hate that Sonichu guy.
 Sadbot: @White Rice @Catcat Or being turned into a toilet
 Catcat: @White Rice At least nobody is pregnant in this one.
 White Rice: It's weird sonic fan-art (honestly that's the only type of sonic fan-art out there) but it isn't the usual "now I need to drink a gallon of bleach" level of weird that one comes to expect from Sonic "fans"
 tib gubb: and the fathers wept...
Image 193060   07-24-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
260
 
 apoxia: Do you go straight to hell for this?
 addend: ... The kindergarten teacher has been suspended with pay, pending investigation.
 Warrax: They did.
 DrinkMixMan: I hear Jesus is HUNG
 Jennerator: Sumo Christ
 whipwing: they were asking for this when they made a jesus doll.
 Peter Pantsless: ok, I will
 dobbiesdoogs: stupid sexy jesus
 tib gubb: holy teabaggin' christ
Image 193059   07-24-17   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
360
 
 Donut: The Toyota Prius commercial people are behind this too, aren't they?
 Skinr: The RealD glasses are a nice touch.
 Volwen: Heya, dollface.
 tib gubb: danny doll-leg-vito
 Catcat: A, the new Kingdom Devito kickstarter just hit!
 dobbiesdoogs: danny devito looking good these days
Image 193058   07-24-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
619
 
 Science: I really wish there was a complete collection of Charles Addams cartoons out there...
 Donut: "Oh, I get it now...paint me like one of your French girls! That was clever! Oh, he's dead now..."
 copunter: this guy gets it
 Mr. Shine: @Catcat I'll be the mustachioed gentleman at left.
 ChubbyBuddy: Sebastian Gorka watching The Pianist
 Warrax: @Catcat I'll be Uncle Fester there next to you. Looks nothing like me, but I do laugh at inappropriate times.
 tib gubb: charles addams
Image 193057   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
747
 
 hoobleton: @a robot Theres an M in Selma, so it works. :-)
 sparename: @a robot Just like coots have white bits on their beaks while mooRhens have 'Red'
 a robot: @Felicity For me it was Selma's hair is shaped like an "M," so it's "M" for "Selma." I guess that doesn't really make sense when I write it out
 depression: Mnemonic device to remember which one is which: Patty has round hair, shaped like a hamburger patty
 runny999: Cool although trying to replicate the yellow skin never seems to work IRL. There must be a way around that.
 Side Boob: Back to the loch with you, Nessie!
 Mr. Shine: Rosie O'Donnell has literally never looked better.
 apoxia: I like the hair.
 tib gubb: @Ulillillia jub jub deserves a nice warm rock
 Ulillillia: @tib gubb jub jub
 tib gubb: neat!
Image 193056   07-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
642
 
 Cory Trevor: Oh! Okay! Okay! Neat! Neat! Neat! Okay! Okay! Neat! Okay! Neat! Okay!
 Cami: Upskirt creeper.
 Skinr: "Huh, so that's what spiders looks like. Maybe I should rethink my costume."
Image 193055   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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