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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: facepalm.ninja takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW. kengarex.com/the-beauty-of-female-body-by-david-dubnitskiy-30-photos/

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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 apoxia: Beautiful
 ThoughtlessGentleman: your water girlfriend seems to be excited about something. most likely treasures of some sort.
 duckfarts: snarffffffffffffffffff
Image 193028   07-23-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Image 193027 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Brain Thoughts. Your image was bad, Brain Thoughts.
Score:
594
 
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall I've actually never seen Jason X. But yeah, gratuitous violence is funny, but the more real it gets, the less I can look at it (worth noting that clinical gore aka surgery doesn't bother me). Sometimes the gross-out factor is actually a good thing, though. Let's go back to "The Martian"; that scene did a lot to keep me invested in the character as a real person. Context rules, I guess
 funny in the wall: I agree, destroyed flesh always grossed me out. I never got how it's supposed to be scary, it's just cringeworthy. Atmosphere and psychological aspects of terror are much more compelling. The movie I mentioned didn't seem particularly gross because it seems like it was made to be campy. Then again, I saw it once in the theaters 17 years ago. It could be total trash for all I know @Felicity @Peter Pantsless
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall I think cartoony violence like you see in Mortal Kombat or Tom & Jerry or Doom is hilarious, but realistic gore grosses me out. That scene in (for example) the movie version of *spoiler alert* "The Martian" where Matt Damon has to staple himself back together is a little too gross for me. One of the few movies I thought was on par with the book, btw
 Salvador Molly: @funny in the wall I gave it a chance because David Cronenberg acted in it. I didnt find it enjoyable.
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless Jason X. Actually I am not a fan of slashers but this one was so intentionally over the top, it was like a self-parody.
 Cami: Racism! Can I join in?
 Jabberwikket: Hey! Can't you see I'm morphin' here !
 Jabberwikket: Oh, you don't like that, Paulie? Blow me with both mouths
 Jabberwikket: I'm gonna "burst" your freakin chest, if you don't start handing over the cannoli
 Peter Pantsless: @duckfarts Nevermind, YOU'RE the worst monster :P
 Peter Pantsless: @funny in the wall *facepalm* of course there was. Goddammit. I'll bet it didn't even work.
 funny in the wall: There was a space Jason movie where they tried to kill him with a hull breach@Peter Pantsless
 duckfarts: @DrinkMixMan The Italian is actually my favorite movie monster. It's not magic like Krueger or Vorhees, and it doesn't have eyes! You can kill it, but not without a hull breach. Freaking terrifying
 Peter Pantsless: @DrinkMixMan Freaking terrifying ;)
 DrinkMixMan: @Peter Pantsless And how do you feel about Italians?
 Scoo: Ayyyyyy I'm lmao here
 Peter Pantsless: The xenomorph is actually my favorite movie monster. It's not magic like Krueger or Vorhees, and it doesn't have eyes! You can kill it, but not without a hull breach. Freaking terrifying
 DrinkMixMan: Ginomorph
Image 193026   07-23-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 Science: @Air Biscuit: They have to get initiative first.
 Air Biscuit: Just have one of your team use a melee attack if he jumps on you.
 rinaldi1337: There are six of you, and you're not even hobbits...just punch him in the face.
Image 193025   07-23-17   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
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 Admiral Alan: Woif
 addend: Not neutered, but emasculated.
 Spazstatic: They apparently went through extensive testing. Poor coyotes.
 copunter: whoa testing these things must have been a blast
 duckfarts: PUNK'S NOT DEAD
 rinaldi1337: @Air Biscuit Yes. It's call being an indoor dog.
 Air Biscuit: But is there one that protects from snakes and falcons?
 rinaldi1337: @Lantry I agree. You not want to be the coyote eating that thing. You will never live it down.
 Scoo: Punk AF
 Lantry: Might protect him from the coyotes, but boy is he gonna be bullied on the playground
Image 193024   07-23-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
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 eumoria: Good hair/beard
 Disclosure: @savvoy lolz
 divad: Caught smuggling blow
 divad: Can normally be caught with clickbait
 jochenau: Beebles, the Dolphin Who Needed Swimming Lessons
 Psymon: Not the experience I imagined when I signed up to swim with the dolphins
 rinaldi1337: @savvoy Do you know how much tail you would get with a pet dolphin...pun totally intended.
 savvoy: Don't touch it, you fool! The mother will reject it because of your human smell!
 rinaldi1337: If that was a stray dolphin i would totally adopt it.
Image 193023   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 robford: Hot!
 Colbo Mundus: @dobbiesdoogs I still do! :-)
 addend: Ah, yes, the classic 107.5-key PC keyboard.
 copunter: @duckfarts no doubt. hole punch paid for itself in a week flat
 duckfarts: hey kid, what i'm about to show you will blow your MIND [takes out a pair of scissors]
 duckfarts: THE ONE TRUE FLOPPY
 carpwoman: Nothing was better than a fresh box of these damn things.
 rinaldi1337: Install the B drive and ill show you how deep the rabbit hole really goes
 dobbiesdoogs: when i was a kid, i always pronounced it "bass-uff"
Image 193022   07-23-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
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 rinaldi1337: many obscure philosophers came from the little known city state of bacon.
 Peter Pantsless: What is the stuff on my butt, Alex? Yeah my A/C broke down and I'm hot as fuck
Image 193021   07-23-17   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Image 193020 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mrmaestro. Your image was bad, mrmaestro.
Score:
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 homeless: This is where I keep my spare folds
 jochenau: Bacon Greece
 Kim: This is an artist's representation of my labia.
 rinaldi1337: An artist's depiction of the philosopher Suinuse. The most notable philosopher frome the city state of Bacon.
 duckfarts: @Warrax you can't be too sure with cameron around
 FabricMan: "Beasts of England / Beasts of Ireland / Beasts of every land and clime..."
 Warrax: I thought it was balls for just a second. I'm glad it's not balls.
 Hosebag: Same.
Image 193019   07-23-17   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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