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249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

249168  Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.

249162  Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.

249167  Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.

249169  Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound

249170  Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters

249170  Christina: Motherly love.

249171  Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.

249140  Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.

249168  Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?

168156  Felicity: Youve seen our next performer on Mike Douglas, Merv Griffin, and Art Linkletters House Party. Please welcome Mesmerino, the hip hypnotist

168157  Felicity: Firefox is the least bad, but it still crashes about a dozen times a week

168165  Felicity: Report from the future: I have watched this show and while I wanted to like it, it was somewhat disappointing

249168  ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.

249167  Hyphae: Same

249177  ignatz: Come back Luxuslurch, all is forgiven..

249152  Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school

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248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Score:
443
 
 addend: (Mauled to death by a blind bear... with excellent hearing and sense of smell.)
 Kim: This tactical fleshlight can get off a bear.
 mrdiron: I know you're probably asking yourself, "did he flash 6 times, or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've lost track myself. But given this flashlight can blind a bear, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 kinggheedra: wickedlasers.com sells items that are somehow legal.
 SomeCanadian: But can it do my taxes and upgrade my internet/phone/cable package?
 Donut: That's a lightsaber, you idiot.
 funny in the wall: Is that an S&M thing? I don't like it
Image 192995   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
Score:
672
 
 brian greene: hit me baby one more time!
 savvoy: Where can I get a tactical Fleshlight? Asking for a friend.
 duckfarts: @Warrax This tactical fleshlight can blind a prairie dog.
 Warrax: This tactical flashlight can blind a prairie dog.
 SomeCanadian: Prairie dogs carry plague. This is how you get plague.
 Dr Awkward: Prairie doggin'
Image 192994   07-23-17   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
788
 
 WaffleIron: When it tries to dive it just levitates above the water due to the gato-repulsion effect.
Image 192993   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
740
 
 redmonkey3: Always a RAD for Mr. Pryor - LONG LIVE MUDBONE AND LITTLE FEETS!
 Donut: And at separate points in his life, Richard Pryor was all three.
 SomeCanadian: True. You must be a drunk, angry child.
 Dr Awkward: And pissed off drunk kids tell the secrets of the universe.
Image 192992   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior Borkfzuzu ?"
 sparename: Jake Tucker's dog
 Greifer: I guess pea soup comes next
 WaffleIron: Your fursnek is broken.
Image 192991   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
663
 
 Mr Bleak: Does my Bass look big in this?
 Cami: You don't understand, Mom.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme slip into something a little more comfortable.
 Hosebag: If it smells like fish, it's delish!
 necronomicon: ...the mermaid by the great big sea
 necronomicon: But then her sister, she swam by Set my heart awhirl 'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish But her bottom part was a girl
 Greek Fire: @Air Biscuit Carpwoman Begins
 Scoo: What a catch!
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless carpgirl?
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, waitaminute...there's no motorcycle and she got her whole face in the shot: clearly not @carpwoman
Image 192990   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rev80
Score:
431
 
 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?
 duckfarts: The grandparents are Blissfully Ignorant and Very Confused.
 redmonkey3: Seth to his friends and his brother Richey
 tib gubb: that kid is gonna have a rough time in the real world
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
 Donut: Just call him Andrew.
 FabricMan: You sound white
 Sadbot: How embarrassing, I hope he gets his name changed...to xXDankSephiroth69Xx
 Peter Pantsless: Uematsu is a goddamn genius
 Sage: Just keep him away from anyone named Aerith. Or Aeris.
 WaffleIron: These parents are really Square.
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
Image 192989   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
720
 
 Wet farts: look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf We missed you too! It's not AG without @Borkf!
 Borkf: I've been slacking off of AG a bit recently space-friends, but I miss you guys, so I'm back on it. I'll try and make time to upload a celebratory post tomorrow!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Oooooh!
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb My friends are respectful and understanding about my lifestyle
 tib gubb: like real friends, but you don't have to wear pants
 Air Biscuit: ... will still ruin your gta heist.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well...I'm pretty sure you all know I'm HALF naked...
 fanny: on the internet, no one knows we're all naked
 Peter Pantsless: Ag friends are the best friends :D
 WaffleIron: Looks like the xgator.com community is heating up!
Image 192988   07-23-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
325
 
 Felicity: It looks like Gumby is doing the D-Generation-X crotch-chop
 werterland: @Butcherboy Noooo! That's Gumby's dad!
 Mr. Shine: Gumbse?
 Shay: I'm Gumby damnit.
 Butcherboy: Now I want Gumbo for dinner
Image 192987   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
871
 
 duckfarts: poor snake is trying its hardest to escape this guy
 WaffleIron: @piranharama : Snakes don't need dating services.
 piranharama: No okcupid watermark?
 Warrax: Later, shitlord.
 Butcherboy: Didn't know they made viagra for snakes
 Peter Pantsless: boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
 WaffleIron: (That's a reference to an earlier image, I actually think snake musculature is rather beautiful and have to rad this image)
 WaffleIron: Yup, that's a crime in Germany, and just generally bad everywhere else.
Image 192986   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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