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272504  Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272512  Shay: Timeleif.

272504  Micro Jackson: My church has AC, so bring your hookers

272520  Knice: I want to see a slow-shutter pic of him wagging :-)

272508  Micro Jackson: Yarrf!

272512  Micro Jackson: Time to turn over a new Leif

272513  Micro Jackson: It's its the barroom splits! BARROOM SPLITS! wackawackawacka BARROOM SPLITS!

272526  GTA VII: Christopher Robin Fallen Kingdom

272511  Knice: 8am. I wish.

272515  Micro Jackson: He'll steal your sign.........and your heart

272516  Micro Jackson: Well, At least it's a different tourist pose

272513  Knice: *sploot*

272514  Dr Awkward: Menterado!

272502  toolbag: that patina tho

272515  tib gubb: he's covering the spot where it says 'please'

272475  Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272513  Side Boob: BUTT BOOP!

272505  Passive: wow. rude.

272495  Air Biscuit: @ThoughtlessGentleman and queen.

272510  Dr Awkward: Do Physical Education?

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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 addend: (Mauled to death by a blind bear... with excellent hearing and sense of smell.)
 Kim: This tactical fleshlight can get off a bear.
 mrdiron: I know you're probably asking yourself, "did he flash 6 times, or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've lost track myself. But given this flashlight can blind a bear, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 kinggheedra: sells items that are somehow legal.
 SomeCanadian: But can it do my taxes and upgrade my internet/phone/cable package?
 Donut: That's a lightsaber, you idiot.
 funny in the wall: Is that an S&M thing? I don't like it
Image 192995   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 brian greene: hit me baby one more time!
 savvoy: Where can I get a tactical Fleshlight? Asking for a friend.
 duckfarts: @Warrax This tactical fleshlight can blind a prairie dog.
 Warrax: This tactical flashlight can blind a prairie dog.
 SomeCanadian: Prairie dogs carry plague. This is how you get plague.
 leia: Prairie doggin'
Image 192994   07-23-17   Uploaded by    suckit
 WaffleIron: When it tries to dive it just levitates above the water due to the gato-repulsion effect.
Image 192993   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Nope
 redmonkey3: Always a RAD for Mr. Pryor - LONG LIVE MUDBONE AND LITTLE FEETS!
 Donut: And at separate points in his life, Richard Pryor was all three.
 SomeCanadian: True. You must be a drunk, angry child.
 caitelyn: And pissed off drunk kids tell the secrets of the universe.
Image 192992   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 redmonkey3: "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior Borkfzuzu ?"
 sparename: Jake Tucker's dog
 Greifer: I guess pea soup comes next
 WaffleIron: Your fursnek is broken.
Image 192991   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Mr Bleak: Does my Bass look big in this?
 Cami: You don't understand, Mom.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme slip into something a little more comfortable.
 Hosebag: If it smells like fish, it's delish!
 necronomicon: ...the mermaid by the great big sea
 necronomicon: But then her sister, she swam by Set my heart awhirl 'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish But her bottom part was a girl
 Greek Fire: @Air Biscuit Carpwoman Begins
 Scoo: What a catch!
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless carpgirl?
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, waitaminute...there's no motorcycle and she got her whole face in the shot: clearly not @carpwoman
Image 192990   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rev80
 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?
 duckfarts: The grandparents are Blissfully Ignorant and Very Confused.
 redmonkey3: Seth to his friends and his brother Richey
 tib gubb: that kid is gonna have a rough time in the real world
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
 Donut: Just call him Andrew.
 FabricMan: You sound white
 Sadbot: How embarrassing, I hope he gets his name xXDankSephiroth69Xx
 Peter Pantsless: Uematsu is a goddamn genius
 Sage: Just keep him away from anyone named Aerith. Or Aeris.
 WaffleIron: These parents are really Square.
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
Image 192989   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Wet farts: look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf We missed you too! It's not AG without @Borkf!
 Borkf: I've been slacking off of AG a bit recently space-friends, but I miss you guys, so I'm back on it. I'll try and make time to upload a celebratory post tomorrow!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Oooooh!
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb My friends are respectful and understanding about my lifestyle
 tib gubb: like real friends, but you don't have to wear pants
 Air Biscuit: ... will still ruin your gta heist.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well...I'm pretty sure you all know I'm HALF naked...
 fanny: on the internet, no one knows we're all naked
 Peter Pantsless: Ag friends are the best friends :D
 WaffleIron: Looks like the community is heating up!
Image 192988   07-23-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
 99.9 Percent: It looks like Gumby is doing the D-Generation-X crotch-chop
 werterland: @Butcherboy Noooo! That's Gumby's dad!
 Mr. Shine: Gumbse?
 Shay: I'm Gumby damnit.
 Butcherboy: Now I want Gumbo for dinner
Image 192987   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 duckfarts: poor snake is trying its hardest to escape this guy
 WaffleIron: @piranharama : Snakes don't need dating services.
 piranharama: No okcupid watermark?
 Warrax: Later, shitlord.
 Butcherboy: Didn't know they made viagra for snakes
 Peter Pantsless: boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
 WaffleIron: (That's a reference to an earlier image, I actually think snake musculature is rather beautiful and have to rad this image)
 WaffleIron: Yup, that's a crime in Germany, and just generally bad everywhere else.
Image 192986   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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