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233983  FabricMan: Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

234041  Ulillillia: Spicy Freddy

234032  charlemagne: it puts the lotion back on the holder or it cleans the soap scum again

233904  redmonkey3: Why the Bad votes / hate storm ? Also: looks tasty.

234051  ignatz: Your Captcha has escaped..

234036  barfolomew: Pair this up with the cone crust pizza, and you have a very Cronenberg porno.

234041  Sadbot: That would be a pretty funny movie, though

234026  FabricMan: When you're making breakfast, but you're still high from the night before

233913  VoR: @depression not much really. Hey, I got some rads..

234033  FabricMan: American? Is it American?

234037  FabricMan: "Tom Sawyer" playing in background

233978  Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233912  redmonkey3: @addend - no such thing any more @ electronic voting machines

233978  KyleisBobDole: Kyle Robert Dole

233344  Mr Bleak: @Beef Supreme Arming Chihuahuas with hand weapons is probably a sign as well.

233353  Mr Bleak: Nudity detected.

234010  Aufziehvogel: There's a big "T" on the wall, is it part of the word we're looking for?

233362  Mr Bleak: @when so 120lb of poop is going to take you a while! I don't weigh my poop, but I'm just guessing three things. 1) it's going to take me months. 2) My wife will start complaining very early in teh process. 3) The neighbours are going to call the police around the start of the second month.

234038  Sadbot: I'm down if it's stuffed with hummus...because I also am almost always full of hummus

234019  Aufziehvogel: The wine does go well with the ch- eh, person!

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233978 Robespierre: @KyleisBobDole Kansasan?

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

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 addend: (Mauled to death by a blind bear... with excellent hearing and sense of smell.)
 Kim: This tactical fleshlight can get off a bear.
 mrdiron: I know you're probably asking yourself, "did he flash 6 times, or only 5?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've lost track myself. But given this flashlight can blind a bear, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 kinggheedra: sells items that are somehow legal.
 SomeCanadian: But can it do my taxes and upgrade my internet/phone/cable package?
 Donut: That's a lightsaber, you idiot.
 funny in the wall: Is that an S&M thing? I don't like it
Image 192995   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Greifer
 brian greene: hit me baby one more time!
 savvoy: Where can I get a tactical Fleshlight? Asking for a friend.
 duckfarts: @Warrax This tactical fleshlight can blind a prairie dog.
 Warrax: This tactical flashlight can blind a prairie dog.
 SomeCanadian: Prairie dogs carry plague. This is how you get plague.
 Dr Awkward: Prairie doggin'
Image 192994   07-23-17   Uploaded by    suckit
 WaffleIron: When it tries to dive it just levitates above the water due to the gato-repulsion effect.
Image 192993   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Nope
 redmonkey3: Always a RAD for Mr. Pryor - LONG LIVE MUDBONE AND LITTLE FEETS!
 Donut: And at separate points in his life, Richard Pryor was all three.
 SomeCanadian: True. You must be a drunk, angry child.
 Dr Awkward: And pissed off drunk kids tell the secrets of the universe.
Image 192992   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
 redmonkey3: "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior Borkfzuzu ?"
 sparename: Jake Tucker's dog
 Greifer: I guess pea soup comes next
 WaffleIron: Your fursnek is broken.
Image 192991   07-23-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Mr Bleak: Does my Bass look big in this?
 Cami: You don't understand, Mom.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme slip into something a little more comfortable.
 Hosebag: If it smells like fish, it's delish!
 necronomicon: ...the mermaid by the great big sea
 necronomicon: But then her sister, she swam by Set my heart awhirl 'Cause her upper part was an ugly fish But her bottom part was a girl
 Greek Fire: @Air Biscuit Carpwoman Begins
 Scoo: What a catch!
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless carpgirl?
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, waitaminute...there's no motorcycle and she got her whole face in the shot: clearly not @carpwoman
Image 192990   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rev80
 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?
 duckfarts: The grandparents are Blissfully Ignorant and Very Confused.
 redmonkey3: Seth to his friends and his brother Richey
 tib gubb: that kid is gonna have a rough time in the real world
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
 Donut: Just call him Andrew.
 FabricMan: You sound white
 Sadbot: How embarrassing, I hope he gets his name xXDankSephiroth69Xx
 Peter Pantsless: Uematsu is a goddamn genius
 Sage: Just keep him away from anyone named Aerith. Or Aeris.
 WaffleIron: These parents are really Square.
 Zampano: really Chelsea, you let Martin get away with that?
Image 192989   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Wet farts: look at everything I've done for you. You'd be nothing without me.
 Peter Pantsless: @Borkf We missed you too! It's not AG without @Borkf!
 Borkf: I've been slacking off of AG a bit recently space-friends, but I miss you guys, so I'm back on it. I'll try and make time to upload a celebratory post tomorrow!
 Mad Collager: @fanny Oooooh!
 Peter Pantsless: @tib gubb My friends are respectful and understanding about my lifestyle
 tib gubb: like real friends, but you don't have to wear pants
 Air Biscuit: ... will still ruin your gta heist.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well...I'm pretty sure you all know I'm HALF naked...
 fanny: on the internet, no one knows we're all naked
 Peter Pantsless: Ag friends are the best friends :D
 WaffleIron: Looks like the community is heating up!
Image 192988   07-23-17   Uploaded by    static xyz
 Felicity: It looks like Gumby is doing the D-Generation-X crotch-chop
 werterland: @Butcherboy Noooo! That's Gumby's dad!
 Mr. Shine: Gumbse?
 Shay: I'm Gumby damnit.
 Butcherboy: Now I want Gumbo for dinner
Image 192987   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
 duckfarts: poor snake is trying its hardest to escape this guy
 WaffleIron: @piranharama : Snakes don't need dating services.
 piranharama: No okcupid watermark?
 Warrax: Later, shitlord.
 Butcherboy: Didn't know they made viagra for snakes
 Peter Pantsless: boi-oi-oi-oi-oing
 WaffleIron: (That's a reference to an earlier image, I actually think snake musculature is rather beautiful and have to rad this image)
 WaffleIron: Yup, that's a crime in Germany, and just generally bad everywhere else.
Image 192986   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
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