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228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

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228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...



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Score:
669
 
 Felicity: Futuristic flying car
 Derp Herpigan: This just in: Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
 Prostata: As I walked out in the streets of Laredo...
 Mad Collager: Well, at least they didn't put graffiti on it.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. Laredo PD simply went back to policing on horseback..
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combo?
 Mr. Shine: Talk about a BAD neighborhood!
 karmakat: even the police isn't safe...cool
Image 192876   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
694
 
 isosceleswaffle: Hathor later embraced the gender he was robbed of in Egypt.
 Mr Shifty: Funny moth
 Rev80: Wow.. Sun-Ra's main whip was a Ford Pinto? Who knew?!?!?
 Mr. Shine: Death Race 2000 was OK? But the remake was an insult to every lifeform with more than two neurons.
 FabricMan: If he stands in *just* the right place, he will reveal the location of the Ark of the Covenant
 Side Boob: Someone wake up that MacGuyver guy.
 karmakat: as he stared as his land...he heard people laughter toward him.
 Warrax: Aliens are real, and they're just too cool to hang out with us.
 ignatz: Sun Rad
Image 192875   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
224
 
 Sandor: This is the fines
 SomeOtherCanadian: MF Doom MFer's
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i see you down there DOOM!! you nah foolin anybodh.
Image 192874   07-23-17   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
554
 
 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed that it is in no way equal to actual blackface. It is simply a way of describing how it is intended to use stereotypes of a certain group as entertainment for people not within that group.
 Science: @Dr Awkward: I agree that it isn't a very good show, but calling it "black face for nerd culture" is incredibly insensitive to actual people who were (and are) are actually marginalized and victims of racism, not a bunch of nerds being angry that TV characters aren't truly nerdy.
 Science: @dangerous dave: Lighten up, Sheldon.
 dangerous dave: If you don't mortally despise this show, it's probably because three or four hundred of your clisest friends haven't, individually and at various times, called you 'Sheldon'.
 grizzly: This show is like Jimmy Buffet. I don't HATE BBT or Buffet (although I don't particularly like them) but I DO hate the fans that are in love with them.
 zupobaloop: @Sadbot Please dont get me wrong. This show isn't very good. But the 'science jokes' aren't looked up, they're written by actual physicists. The stupid DVD-extras have them explaining every last one in stupid boring detail. (My wife is a fan, so I've seen all that)
 jochenau: I try to make the world a better place by recommending IT Crowd whenever someone suggests that I'd enjoy BBT.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward ah, that I can understand completely (While I don't get show recommendations, I do have the joy of nearly all of my extended family being Fox News watchers, and most of my friends being the polar opposite, so anytime I look at facebook it's a 50/50 split of wether Obama/trump is the anti-Christ/Jesus himself back to fix everything, with a sprinkling of "both sides are wrong, comrade!" that has a "how do you do, fellow kids?" feel to it). Hmm, that's a lot in parenthesis for that brief of an actual response; kinda proud of myself there.
 White Rice: @ChubbyBuddy full disclosure: while both shows had some bits I enjoyed, more often than not I was either indifferent or actively displeased with what I was watching. They (like most standard broadcast sitcoms) just kind of fell into a "turn off your brain & enjoy the noise" sort of niche to me (didn't help that that'd be what the family was watching, so that was that).
 Dr Awkward: @White Rice I would be happy to simply ignore this show, but somehow people really like it and keep on trying to convince me that I would really like it.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward I just used them as examples that everybody at least knows of, but yeah, they were more "generic, ultimately not too offensive" sitcom than ""science/nerd culture" your relative who forwards moronic emails about Bill Gates giving away Nigeria can understand" sitcom. Nerd blackface is a good way of putting it though, I'll not argue that. It's just that it's one of those things where the people who understand what's wrong with it have little/no say in making it, so it'll neither improve nor go away so long as it makes money with the current effort put forth. I just can't muster the same rage over it that others can, kind of like Adam Sandler movies (though I haven't watched anything he's done recently either, despite Netflix's best efforts)
 ChubbyBuddy: @White Rice Rosanne and Seinfeld are cultural touchstones. Big Bang Theory is what you watch because the tv at the Super 8 only gets TBS
 Dr Awkward: #191113 was where we last discussed this image
 Dr Awkward: @White Rice this is far worse than rosanne or Seinfeld, and I don't particularly like either of those. This show is actively bad, and as one of our fellow aggronauts mentioned previously, this is like "black face for nerd culture"
 ignatz: @apoxia Yes I agree, Friends is a terrible show also
 apoxia: I was complaining about this show with friends just yesterday.
 Sadbot: Is "oh no, a girl! Science reference the writers looked up on wikipedia!" not enough jokes for this snarkmaster?
 White Rice: I had this whole thing written out, but I'm shortening/simplifying because of space & deciding I don't care as much as the post would have implied. It's a sitcom in syndication, it isn't going to be one of the great works of any era/generation, let the masses have their simple, geek-chique show. It wasn't written for anyone who'd take it as seriously as any character depicted in it would take it, so don't become the characture that you're mocking. It's about as important as Roseanne or Seinfeld (ultimately: not very important). It's just a show.
 jazzjunkie: Accurate
 Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha
Image 192873   07-23-17   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
544
 
 Mr Bleak: Welcome to meltingyourcomputer.com, we hope you enjoy your - brief - stay.
 Felicity: Data somethings got meee
 El hefe: Singularity simulation running in background
 Ronick: Big black Boot-y screen
 Rev80: Can your Mac do that?
 petepuma: comin up
 Side Boob: Drugs are bad, m-kay
 jochenau: I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to degauss flatscreen monitors.
 ignatz: Your extra screen sucks
 jazzjunkie: You dripped acid on your keyboard, didn't you
 tib gubb: weird!
Image 192872   07-23-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
430
 
 piranharama: Unless twist, dude is jumping the cop car instead.
 Rev80: It's not what you think.. That cop is getting ready to interrogate that man.. And you don't want to know what the jumper cables are for..
 ChubbyBuddy: get it trending #NACABBMCABIADIPTCBESWRSR
 ChubbyBuddy: @Minnesotan not all cops are bastards but many cops are bastards indicating a deeper institutional problem that cannot be easily solved without radical systemic reform
 jazzjunkie: I've gotten a jump start from a policeman before.
 Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care
 Minnesotan: ACAB
 Wet farts: I always rad for good cops
Image 192871   07-23-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
473
 
 snipdawg: Dang @XLY
 antipatterns: GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR. LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
 Felicity: At a certain point it becomes a mall Santa beard
 Mr Shifty: Lana del Ray's fantasy
 XLY: she probably doesn't even have a body
 jochenau: This must be where they get those little hair samples that show you what color your hair will resemble when you use the dye.
 Dr Awkward: Sport hunting lady folk
 Warrax: @funny in the wall In the wall, being funny maybe? This could be your soulmate.
 funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?
 A duck: Hair.
Image 192870   07-23-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
Score:
567
 
 Mr Bleak: One job. Just one fucking job. I didn't ask for much, did I?
 Mad Collager: Actually, this was intended to be installed in the the bathroom with the slanted wall.
 XLY: if it's stupid but doesn't work it is
 dangerous dave: I'm more concerned about the toilet-install in the background. Doesn't look too sanitary.
 Skinr: Yes sir
 A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.
 Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.
Image 192869   07-23-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
507
 
 antipatterns: Don't get me started about why it's called Carl's Jr rather than Carl Jr's
 Eleftheros: @jochenau @White Rice yep i put edge-y. Random switch.
 White Rice: @jochenau I know that's what becomes "great", though now I'm wondering if the beautiful was the switch, or if beautiful was in regards to the switch (in which case it's a known switch).
 jochenau: @White Rice I think it rhymes with 'hedge-y'.
 White Rice: @Eleftheros I'm trying to figure out what you initially put now. I know what switches to "beautiful people", but just beautiful is new to me (unless they changed what "great" switches to...which I'll find out once I hit the post button!)
 Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating
 VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.
 Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.
 Eleftheros: Beautiful.
 WaffleIron: 2great4me
Image 192868   07-23-17   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
538
 
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology I figured you would know. You did not fail to be funny, either! You also know way more about the A-Team than I ever will. I can only make occasional Mr. T jokes, as most people remember his distinctive hair cut.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager I actually knew that, and was just failing to be funny.. There should be a silly webpage that tells you which A-Team member you are based on what color your XM-42 is. Hannibal would be silver, like his stainless steel Mini-14. B. A. Baracus would be gold, to match that glorious pile of necklaces. Face would probably be basic black, leaving any other color as Murdock. Personally, I love it when a plan comes together..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology No worries! Flamethrowers are perfectly legal by the Feds, and 40 states have no laws against owning them. (Really)
 Air Biscuit: I found a place the other day that makes grilled cheese like this.
 Nopetology: @Mad Collager Shhh- the Feds aren't supposed to know that I'm lighting drinks off the pilot light of my flamethrower..
 Mad Collager: @Nopetology Of course, it'll be plenty colorful when it burns.
 jochenau: Give your dog one of these and you'll never worry about stepping on a concealed landmine again.
 karmakat: I admit this gets me curious.
 Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..
Image 192867   07-23-17   Uploaded by    nightmarez
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