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262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262446  Robespierre: Sunrise of North Korea

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

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Score:
453
 
 Rirt Horpungo: birb style
 Frarbo Grunungus: Get Vertical, Brah
 Cramp Flungus: Ranch it up
 Pampo Albongo: It's the code word, no matter where you say it, you know that you'll be heard.
 Liwn Horpuble: I have heard about the bird
Image 192534   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Rungo Alboble
Score:
399
 
 Rongo Albumple: Sheets come in Tall, Grande and Venti
 Rengo Brungo: @Dr Awkward @Zukero Somebody probably cut themselves and there's organic material ON it.
 Riple Drumongo: Artisinal cold-rolled steel, just like Grandpa used to forge.
 Vingo Albuble: Carbon steel
 Thingo Drumoble: @Zukero I was just going to say, "There are some angry chemists reading this sign right now"
 Veld Plemoble: Organic is probably a lie.
Image 192533   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Vert Flopert
Score:
751
 
 Hirbo Cremungus: Not even his final form.
 Morm Plemombies: It looks furious. Someone please colour it green.
 Biple Brumple: Albinos - the pale, pink-eyed tortoises.
 Girb Grungus: He'll get a shellburn
 Pople Dampopert: Someone has really pissed that turtle off
 Troft Morpumple: i think he just stole my soul
 Purt Flopert: Better than green but not as good as blue...
Image 192532   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Vong Grunoble
Score:
608
 
 Pumpo Albongo: Wood-chewing - it really is a weird Asian thing.
 Dango Cremombies: he was bitten by a radioactive beaver
 Gurb Flumbies: Got wood?
 Limp Flumupert: Everyone needs a hobby. This one's fairly cheap. Unless you account for dental work.
 Luple Horpopert: beaver impersonation championships
 Dulm Cremomple: Pica
 Rilm Fluble: When horses do this, one thing that can work is putting really hot hot sauce on the wood. I have a feeling this guys would only be encouraged...
 Pango Horpoble: This is the weirdest damn carpenter I've ever hired off of Craigslist.
 Huwn Morpungo: "Damn it! I don't have time to find out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! I'll chuck it myself!"
 Thorbo Rempongo: In all ways but physical, I am a termite.
 Jolm Albombies: Nyom
 Vorb Flomple: was that guy a beaver in another life?
 Baft Flongus: Back before the buttons, this is how we radded a good post.
Image 192531   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Lomp Flumongo
Score:
289
 
 Frung Flumombies: She thinks she looks better than she actually does :D
 Girb Morpomple: It's a great sculpture but it doesn't particularly look like her.
 Flawn Dampopert: Now thay is a clear sign that she needs a friend
 Pulm Brungus: Hello! Is it me you're looking for?
 Jirbo Rempongus: My heart will go on to the next post
 Ding Plopert: NOW KISS!!!
 Bimpo Flumumbies: Nope.
Image 192530   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Mongo Dampongo
Score:
268
 
 Durb Flumoble: Actually there were only two Yushin Marus, but the Japanese just labeled them Number 1 and Number 3 so the Americans would waste their time looking for the other one.
 Verb Plombies: @bug correct.
 Lilm Flumple: I got rammed last weekend too, but you don't see me gassing on about it.
 Virt Drumongo: oriental bluebird is what my old nissan was called
 Crurbo Cremupert: I see a lot of Marus but no kabiashi
 Bild Brungo: Is this on the hull of a Sea Shepherd?
 Jango Cremungo: Big ships don't steer well; better give 'em a wide berth.
Image 192529   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Golm Morpombies
Score:
411
 
 Hampo Plemongus: I hope either it comes with a silicone glove or the emergency urology clinic is staffing up.
 Gumpo Flumopert: I'm seeing a tiny face of Charlie Chaplin in the palm...
 Golm Brumple: it better have a friend setting
 Thaple Dampongo: "Yes, Uncle Luke. We've all heard the story about how you lost your hand"
 Port Rempungus: Hand seems too slim when compared to a human hand. Uncanny valley material right there.
Image 192528   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Daple Horpomple
Score:
443
 
 Flung Dampopert: Apparently all ginormous animals in space have nasal exhaust ports #192236
 Trurt Flumongus: You mess with the bull, you get the photon torpedoes
 Gart Grumbies: Schlitz in space.
 Milm Cremumple: This week, on /The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers/
 Hemp Flumungus: @a robot SFX: *Reversing sound BEEP BEEP BEEP*
 Pold Plomple: "Riders in the Sky", the space version
 Jorb Morpuble: NASDAQ should have never entered the space race.
 Tralm Dampongus: Taurus Bulba, in space!
 Huple Brombies: @bug Maybe it's just reversing right now and the smoke normally comes out its butt
 Gomp Cremungus: @jochenau transforms to Mega-Matador
 Jurbo Albuble: this post is a bunch of bull.
 Flompo Rempongus: Spacebulls: The Starship
 Mart Morpopert: Hmmm, if it shoots smoke out of its nose, wouldn't it be propelled in the other direction so that it flies backwards through space?
Image 192527   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Flirb Flombies
Score:
528
 
 Lorb Rempopert: They are already developed. This joke is factually incorrect.
 Bomp Drumungo: @LogicKitty If you're as terrible as I am, you always know.
 Rorb Rempoble: This makes me sad because there are so many kids today that have no idea what film is. They will never know the anxiety of having to wait to see if the pictures you took were worth it, or if you just wasted money on blurry shots
 Gemp Drumuble: Negative!
 Triwn Grumple: As far as flirtatious remarks go, that one is pretty filmsy.
 Gold Morpupert: He just wants to see her strip.
 Mengo Morpuble: Well you're both already exposed, so there's not much more to develop
 Flirt Grumbies: spoiler alert: it's dick pics.
 Bilm Flumomple: the 0.3 seconds of the movie Hollow Man that shows Kevin Bacon's dong in infrared
 Flort Gropert: You don't have to turn on the red light....
 Gold Drumungus: 8mm ain't much to work with.
Image 192526   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Bongo Grunungo
Score:
252
 
 Crirb Grunombies: What an ugly baby
 Crango Alboble: In a funk.
 Bampo Flumuble: Richard III, as a Christmas/hockey fan
 Lung Flumbies: Someone's got a frowny face.
 Rorb Dampomple: Marry Christmas, here's your coal
 Thiwn Plongo: T for Teen.
 Fring Drumungo: I'm mor concerned about the other guy... he appears to be flattened into 2 dimensions
 Jomp Albumbies: still 7 minutes to go, Mr. Fair Weather Fan
Image 192525   07-21-17   Uploaded by    Jeft Plemongo
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