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210537  ignatz: Love thi guys wodrk..

210540  wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210540  ignatz: Plot twist : they're unloading

210559  antipatterns: You lose your costume deposit if you puke in the thing

210410  trelyate: Chuck Tingle is their best customer

210546  antipatterns: Except libraries aren't controlled by a psychopathic corporation who sees knowledge as a "commodity"

210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

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3. Dr Awkward
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9. Mr. Shine
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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11. cybeq: 1144 points
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15. twisty: 1044 points
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Score:
416
 
 Rev80: This is why you don't chug a mayonnaise milkshake..
 El Barto: Don't look up. Don't look up.
 Spazstatic: Also lives in Taiwan.
 Spazstatic: Oh, it's M38. He's The original motorcycle vlogger or something, loves in Taiwan. Last I checked he had broken his legs in an accident.
 Felicity: This is why they close the dining area at noon
 Thurb Grunombies: Too hot?
 bug: Username upload combo
 dangerkeith3000: slurp it up from your helmet.
 Psymon: What did you expect from a McDonalds shake?
 trelyate: "so, uh, you gonna eat that barf?"
Image 191841   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
237
 
 Felicity: Meanwhile, in the dimension of Crossroads
 Warrax: The sign said "no photographs in the throne room." Sheesh, tourists.
 Annoying Vegan : Eventually Frasier couldn't take it any more.
 illBilliam: Why?! Why did you throw away my favorite chair?!
Image 191840   07-17-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
433
 
 jazzjunkie: HAVE A NICE DAY
 Ulillillia: :)
 Felicity: Voted most likely to be played by Harry Dean Stanton
 Urn BooUrn: Faceball 2000 was really a cry for help.
 Warrax: "It's a living... I guess."
 dobbiesdoogs: "i've been dead inside for decades"
Image 191839   07-17-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
685
 
 RalphyNoPants: @El Barto I just found a niche.
 El Barto: @Horatio I'm chasin' that rainbow. Gotta get me some purple. :)
 Horatio: @El Barto And congrats to you too, that'sounds a well earned green.
 El Barto: Congratulations @RalphyNoPants, you're moving up in the colour scheme thanks to those 2 words.
 Beeble: MAXIMUM FLOOF!!!!!!
 piranharama: Illumicati confirmed.
 fakeusername: I think your cat has the evil eye
Image 191838   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
529
 
 Rev80: Still better than a Flowbee
 wolfpk: Don't run, your bigger! Just grab and smash, problem solved.
 Gomi Day: another drone strike on children? THANKS, OBAMA!
 kinggheedra: I want to make a joke about helicopter parenting but I'm really concerned that this child will be injured.
 Horatio: @UnknownSample lol irl
 UnknownSample: Just go with it honey. You belong to them now.
 fakeusername: aww jeez I bet that drone was expensive
Image 191837   07-17-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
281
 
 Rev80: Little do they know that she is the custodian's girlfriend at night..
 wolfpk: When plastic surgery goes to far.
 raditzu: Stop laughing! Can't You see she's in pain!?
 raditzu: Stop laughing! Can't You see she's in pain!?
 dangerkeith3000: Person on left: "Rest in Peace, Dummy"
Image 191836   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
708
 
 Science: Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 mammal883: I whant to feed your fingerteeps to the woolvoreens...
 Felicity: I want that coat and hat
 funny in the wall: I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched
 E. HONDA: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.
 Uncle Phil: Must have been in that crash with the truck full of slime eels.
 Psymon: My nipples explode with delight!
 San DoDo: Stop this, this is silly!
Image 191835   07-17-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
958
 
 Mr Bleak: My hovercraft is full of eels.
 Rev80: Pelicans gotta Pel
 Science: @Thurb Grunombies: You can reasonably be a grandma at 36. Just because she's a grandma doesn't mean she's old and decrepit.
 El Barto: Your grandma is fucking rad.
 Mr. Whiskers: And I just happened to be taking a pic
 bug: The pelican looks properly shamed.
 dangerkeith3000: I totally rational reaction, imo
 UnknownSample: Pssht that ain't your grandma
 Thurb Grunombies: Your Grandma is in great shape!
Image 191834   07-17-17   Uploaded by    maura
Image 191833 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by thrilhouse. We'll pray for you, thrilhouse.
Score:
748
 
 tane: 20 Miles to the bathroom by Willie Makeit. Illustrations by Betty Dont.
 fanny: @Warrax ha! i didn't even think of that. bonus combo :-D
 Warrax: @fanny And an appropriate red dot (at the time of this comment, anyway. Hello future people.)
 dangerkeith3000: @WTF hahahahahaha
 fanny: username/upload combo!
 WTF: And that's how you get a yeast infection.
 square44: "aren't you having lunch with us today?"
 Sandor: I...I hope that's strawberry jelly
 Coolguy: Nice one
 Yam: That's pretty discreet. He's a good man.
Image 191832   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
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