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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3663 points
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10. Warrax: 1963 points
11. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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Score:
772
 
 Rev80: This is why we can't have Metric in the U.S.
 jochenau: You missed "lid blown open".
 Warrax: Measured with the imperial system.
 Dr Awkward: @dangerkeith3000 "Now here's Tad with your weekend BOREcast"
 fakeplastic: Weather Forecasters are the jokesters of the News program.
Image 191764   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
374
 
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - "melted pool of plastic at curb"
 duckfarts: it's my autobiography
 SomeCanadian: Where on the Trash Can Wind Meter does this fall?
Image 191763   07-17-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
745
 
 deeeeeeeez: Asians use gloves and masks for everything...
 SomeCanadian: This lady is RAD.
 Amy Housewine: Squad goals.
Image 191762   07-17-17   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
710
 
 Rev80: I prefer Suicide Booths, thank you very much
 Scoo: Even better, this is at a pharmacy
 Warrax: I've been waiting in line for hours, but the guy in front of me just won't move.
 SunWukong: What, like lead poisoning?
Image 191761   07-17-17   Uploaded by    bigjim
Image 191760 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by a spider plan. We'll pray for you, a spider plan.
Score:
347
 
 Urn BooUrn: Popeye is a cruel taskmaster.
 Air Biscuit: Obey.
 SomeCanadian: I ams what I ams *yuckyuckuck*
Image 191759   07-17-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
377
 
 redmonkey3: Bisexual feels
 Ulillillia: Top or bottom, choose a bar!
 Greifer: Stfu aquaman
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Land or water, those pecs are rockin'
 Amy Housewine: A beard you could set your watch by.
 funny in the wall: what about ducks, huh?
 a robot: But Aquaman, can't.....you....breathe underwater? Are you a self-hating Aquaman?
 Knice: ...said the image stuck in the middle.
Image 191758   07-17-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
653
 
 Peach: Land or water, choose a side!
 funny in the wall: those foot fingers
 Ronick: Every time you forget to litter a raccon goes without food.
 nathan: Gots a towel?
 Amy Housewine: This is the band photo for the album interior artwork.
Image 191757   07-17-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
141
 
 Rev80: A beatin' stick that plays sick beats.. Neat
 bug: The iBo
 SomeCanadian: Your vibrator is hard-core.
 Eleftheros: I have that same holster. It's perfect for my remote.
 Warrax: Just shoot the TV, then stab yourself with the scissors.
 Side Boob: That's one way to not lose the remote
 Radstarboom: I can't keep up with all of these new apple products.
Image 191756   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
581
 
 Rev80: "My paws can touch everything but themselves.. Oh ... wait"
 Hosebag: oh my god i'm COMING DOWN!!!!
 Mr Shifty: Drugs are bad mmkay?
 Amy Housewine: Duuuuuude... like, duuuuuude...
Image 191755   07-17-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
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