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258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

258386  Mr. Shine: Let's not?

258389  Volwen: Do you ever come here and go "Oh wait, I was just here. Nothing new yet." And so you close the tab and open up friendly spaceship?

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?



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Score:
347
 
 Urn BooUrn: Popeye is a cruel taskmaster.
 Air Biscuit: Obey.
 SomeCanadian: I ams what I ams *yuckyuckuck*
Image 191759   07-17-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
377
 
 redmonkey3: Bisexual feels
 Ulillillia: Top or bottom, choose a bar!
 Greifer: Stfu aquaman
 SomeCanadian: @a robot Land or water, those pecs are rockin'
 Amy Housewine: A beard you could set your watch by.
 funny in the wall: what about ducks, huh?
 a robot: But Aquaman, can't.....you....breathe underwater? Are you a self-hating Aquaman?
 Knice: ...said the image stuck in the middle.
Image 191758   07-17-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
653
 
 Peach: Land or water, choose a side!
 funny in the wall: those foot fingers
 Ronick: Every time you forget to litter a raccon goes without food.
 nathan: Gots a towel?
 Amy Housewine: This is the band photo for the album interior artwork.
Image 191757   07-17-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
141
 
 Rev80: A beatin' stick that plays sick beats.. Neat
 bug: The iBo
 SomeCanadian: Your vibrator is hard-core.
 Eleftheros: I have that same holster. It's perfect for my remote.
 Warrax: Just shoot the TV, then stab yourself with the scissors.
 Side Boob: That's one way to not lose the remote
 Radstarboom: I can't keep up with all of these new apple products.
Image 191756   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
581
 
 Rev80: "My paws can touch everything but themselves.. Oh ... wait"
 Hosebag: oh my god i'm COMING DOWN!!!!
 Mr Shifty: Drugs are bad mmkay?
 Amy Housewine: Duuuuuude... like, duuuuuude...
Image 191755   07-17-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
325
 
 Vladimir Puta: Only hit the Buddha when Im beatin on my chest
 Peach: Introduced my gorilla to gorillanip today...
 Mr. Shine: This looks like a job FOR. . .I'm not wearing my costume.
 SunWukong: Can't a guy get some privacy?
 breadtoaster: I don't feel safe in this world no more / I don't want to die in a nuclear war / I want to sail away to a distant shore / And make like an apeman.
 Mr Shifty: It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila.
 Meow: I've got a bad feeling about this
 raditzu: Nipples so hard!
 Christina: King of the jungle.
 Knice: *tweaking intensifies*
Image 191754   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
250
 
 RainbowTornado: @Amy Housewine I'm reppin dat plantface, Son
 redmonkey3: Comicon.
 Chile Quornwrap: @Amy Housewine The hoodie thing in the lower left corner
 Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine @Warrax I call Cool Furball
 antipatterns: Make Matt Furie Again
 Warrax: @Amy Housewine I'm claiming Mr. Green Skull.
 Urn BooUrn: Early editions of WH40k were pretty out there.
 teletub: Now THAT's my kinda crowd.
 Amy Housewine: Tag yourself: I'm Chopped Logg.
 Meow: Not all that disappointed that the new Muppet show got cancelled
Image 191753   07-17-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
240
 
 Annoying Vegan : @SomeCanadian Oh, er, I mean, This Is Fine!
 Mr. Shine: Goatse lookin more educational than ever
 SomeCanadian: @Annoying Vegan That is my NIPPLE, ma'am!
 Annoying Vegan : If your moles look like this, see a dermatologist right away.
 Christina: This change everything.
Image 191752   07-17-17   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
537
 
 Ihminen: Holy crap someone edit that dog in to the Jaws poster!
 Warrax: Your dog's hair fell out :(
 Christina: Photoborkf.
Image 191751   07-17-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
Score:
342
 
 Rev80: Just don't kick the ball over the fence
 wolfpk: The team misunderstood when the couch told them to "bring the fire"
 Air Biscuit: The fire on the bleachers could have been put out easily but they just kept "fanning" it.
 antipatterns: This is why you don't throw flares at the soccer game
 Warrax: Soccer is *super* important in many places.
 a robot: Priorities, people!
 Mr Shifty: Thought this was Bradford City disaster at first glance *flutters away*
 Christina: Keep playing, the smoke is going the other way.
Image 191750   07-17-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
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