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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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10. Not A Bot



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244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot



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Score:
335
 
 Mr Bleak: 3 - I was an early adopter.
 redmonkey3: 0501-4241-6732-7241
 DrinkMixMan: 2
 El hefe: Hey guys I need the expiration and cvc off the back, thanks
 mammal883: 28295-oem-511778866
 Amy Housewine: 666-666-666-666
 Fishy: 1916-4507-1617-1998
 Teechur: 8675-3098-6753-0986
 Catcat: 3poor5me
 WTF: "What you do is, see, you give 'em all your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they'll send you a prize.
 Derp Herpigan: 1234 5678 9012 3456
 Fiveninety: 0096 2251 2110 8105
 Coolguy: 999-nevermind
 FabricMan: And Bart wants your CCV and PIN numbers
 Nope: 4519-6657-8075-8887 I LOVE YOU LISA
Image 191645   07-16-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
401
 
 Catcat: @Jennerator his posse will get ya
 Jennerator: Pardon me while I phlee
 SomeOtherCanadian: If you wanna see Phish, first you gotta get through Andre and his posse
Image 191644   07-16-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 191643 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by beyardo. Boo, beyardo.
Score:
463
 
 Felicity: Diet Mist sounds like the most ephemeral soda ever. I wonder what Out of Control tastes like
 a robot: I've never seen Diet Mountain Dew in a soda fountain before! So weird.
 El hefe: Cut...It...Out...
 Warrax: That ur party drank.
 WaffleIron: It's like if a mountain dew commercial met a red bull sponsored event that got attacked by spetsnaz.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you......... youre out of order.
Image 191642   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
488
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: @a robot haha, the first and best troll of the internet, bloodninja
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - will Jack help also ?
 a robot: @SomeOtherCanadian I put on my robe and wizard hat
 WTF: Sorry man, cum's number is 555-6657 not 555-6675.
 Ulillillia: Relax, don't do it
 WaffleIron: If Jack helped you on the horse would you help Jack off the horse?
 Shay: That's the fact, Jack.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Take off your pants and jacket
 some guy : you got this, man. Don't think about your mom. Or do... ( )
Image 191641   07-16-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
15
 
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall Nah, it's just Hebrew. Read it right to left.
 Coolguy: Dem people on da streetz!
 Scoo: Can't tell if Lorde or Mayim Bialik or just J. Random Person.
 funny in the wall: @Sage @SomeOtherCanadian he appears to be speaking in tongues. to the exorcism mobile!
 Sage: @SomeOtherCanadian What?
 SomeOtherCanadian: FA cinecs/obmoc daolpu emanresu
Image 191640   07-16-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
141
 
 Jennerator: At what point is the stadium responsible for a double-dribble?
 Scoo: Charmin to the left of me, Angel Soft to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with poo
 Coolguy: Wipe technique level: Pro
 SomeOtherCanadian: ID: TP HQ #2 ETA TBD
Image 191639   07-16-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
689
 
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - call in the airstrike!
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur and so it begins
 ChubbyBuddy: @AlexDeLarge a true environmentalist
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Scoo I saw my first Halloween display of the year today.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia And Christmas shit
 Coolguy: Humans: recognize the absurdity of existence but ignore the fact and still go to work every morning.
 Ulillillia: Humans: "there's still two months of summer, we must remove all the summer stuff from our stores and replace it with school supplies"
 AlexDeLarge: ...then poop it out and eat the poop.
 Dr Awkward: Humans: "winter approaches, I must listen to Christmas music in late October and put on 10 lbs of "holiday" fat"
 trelyate: barfk
Image 191638   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
407
 
 petepuma: I'm glad we replaced the light bulb with a heat lamp
 Horatio: On second thought, using Barbie's dream house as our blueprint was I'll advised.
 Dr. Bathroom: Finally, a red light district for your very own house!
 Teechur: More flat surfaces to have to dust and not fill up with random crap that is supposed to go someplace else.
 Catcat: Randomly generated house strikes again!
 WTF: Keep your relationship warm after the initial fire has died down.
 Cami: Oh, hi guys! *runs up stairs into wall*
 LurkedMoar: Redrum
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Baby, I really feel like our relationship is in the red-zone"
Image 191637   07-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
580
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Coolguy i would watch a show called Bug Battles
 Warrax: There's a time and a place for that sort of thing, and goddamn if this isn't it.
 addend: #191641.
 Coolguy: @bug battles
 bug: wtf is going on outside?
 Dr Awkward: Please stop euthanizing while I try to masturbate you
 Meow: Who doesn't want to feel younger?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Harry, Harry, and Howard really hit a home run with this one. Masterful rhyme scheme with such a difficult setup of masturbation and euthanazia
 Nope: I'm going to die doing what I love!
Image 191636   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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