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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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 Catcat: @Jennerator his posse will get ya
 Jennerator: Pardon me while I phlee
 SomeOtherCanadian: If you wanna see Phish, first you gotta get through Andre and his posse
Image 191644   07-16-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 191643 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by beyardo. Boo, beyardo.
Score:
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 skatermario: Diet Mist sounds like the most ephemeral soda ever. I wonder what Out of Control tastes like
 a robot: I've never seen Diet Mountain Dew in a soda fountain before! So weird.
 El hefe: Cut...It...Out...
 Warrax: That ur party drank.
 WaffleIron: It's like if a mountain dew commercial met a red bull sponsored event that got attacked by spetsnaz.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you......... youre out of order.
Image 191642   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
488
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: @a robot haha, the first and best troll of the internet, bloodninja
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - will Jack help also ?
 a robot: @SomeOtherCanadian I put on my robe and wizard hat
 WTF: Sorry man, cum's number is 555-6657 not 555-6675.
 Ulillillia: Relax, don't do it
 WaffleIron: If Jack helped you on the horse would you help Jack off the horse?
 Shay: That's the fact, Jack.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Take off your pants and jacket
 jackthesmack: you got this, man. Don't think about your mom. Or do... ( )
Image 191641   07-16-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
15
 
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall Nah, it's just Hebrew. Read it right to left.
 Coolguy: Dem people on da streetz!
 Scoo: Can't tell if Lorde or Mayim Bialik or just J. Random Person.
 funny in the wall: @Sage @SomeOtherCanadian he appears to be speaking in tongues. to the exorcism mobile!
 Sage: @SomeOtherCanadian What?
 SomeOtherCanadian: FA cinecs/obmoc daolpu emanresu
Image 191640   07-16-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
141
 
 Jennerator: At what point is the stadium responsible for a double-dribble?
 Scoo: Charmin to the left of me, Angel Soft to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with poo
 Coolguy: Wipe technique level: Pro
 SomeOtherCanadian: ID: TP HQ #2 ETA TBD
Image 191639   07-16-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
689
 
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - call in the airstrike!
 withak: @Teechur and so it begins
 ChubbyBuddy: @AlexDeLarge a true environmentalist
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Scoo I saw my first Halloween display of the year today.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia And Christmas shit
 Coolguy: Humans: recognize the absurdity of existence but ignore the fact and still go to work every morning.
 Ulillillia: Humans: "there's still two months of summer, we must remove all the summer stuff from our stores and replace it with school supplies"
 AlexDeLarge: ...then poop it out and eat the poop.
 boozer: Humans: "winter approaches, I must listen to Christmas music in late October and put on 10 lbs of "holiday" fat"
 trelyate: barfk
Image 191638   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
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 petepuma: I'm glad we replaced the light bulb with a heat lamp
 Horatio: On second thought, using Barbie's dream house as our blueprint was I'll advised.
 Dr. Bathroom: Finally, a red light district for your very own house!
 Teechur: More flat surfaces to have to dust and not fill up with random crap that is supposed to go someplace else.
 Catcat: Randomly generated house strikes again!
 WTF: Keep your relationship warm after the initial fire has died down.
 Cami: Oh, hi guys! *runs up stairs into wall*
 LurkedMoar: Redrum
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Baby, I really feel like our relationship is in the red-zone"
Image 191637   07-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
580
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Coolguy i would watch a show called Bug Battles
 Warrax: There's a time and a place for that sort of thing, and goddamn if this isn't it.
 addend: #191641.
 Coolguy: @bug battles
 bug: wtf is going on outside?
 wordjones: Please stop euthanizing while I try to masturbate you
 Meow: Who doesn't want to feel younger?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Harry, Harry, and Howard really hit a home run with this one. Masterful rhyme scheme with such a difficult setup of masturbation and euthanazia
 Nope: I'm going to die doing what I love!
Image 191636   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 carpwoman: @a robot - God they are an odd lot.
 a robot: @carpwoman I guess those are some kind of futuristic Japanese cat food dispensers. Each cat has their own little compartment, here's a different angle image.ibb.co/kUgqPa/…
 Catcat: Meow Meow Revolution
 bug: In the recording studio for the next Meow Mix commercial theme song.
 Winterneuro: This is from the training sequence in the next Andy Serkis starring blockbuster War of the Planet of the Cats: The Last Meow
 AlexDeLarge: @carpwoman it's some setup that's supposed to keep their dad from eating their food.
 carpwoman: What are they doing?
Image 191635   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
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