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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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 SomeOtherCanadian: @a robot haha, the first and best troll of the internet, bloodninja
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - will Jack help also ?
 a robot: @SomeOtherCanadian I put on my robe and wizard hat
 WTF: Sorry man, cum's number is 555-6657 not 555-6675.
 Ulillillia: Relax, don't do it
 WaffleIron: If Jack helped you on the horse would you help Jack off the horse?
 Shay: That's the fact, Jack.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Take off your pants and jacket
 jackthesmack: you got this, man. Don't think about your mom. Or do... ( )
Image 191641   07-16-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
15
 
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall Nah, it's just Hebrew. Read it right to left.
 Coolguy: Dem people on da streetz!
 Scoo: Can't tell if Lorde or Mayim Bialik or just J. Random Person.
 funny in the wall: @Sage @SomeOtherCanadian he appears to be speaking in tongues. to the exorcism mobile!
 Sage: @SomeOtherCanadian What?
 SomeOtherCanadian: FA cinecs/obmoc daolpu emanresu
Image 191640   07-16-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
141
 
 Jennerator: At what point is the stadium responsible for a double-dribble?
 Scoo: Charmin to the left of me, Angel Soft to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with poo
 Coolguy: Wipe technique level: Pro
 SomeOtherCanadian: ID: TP HQ #2 ETA TBD
Image 191639   07-16-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
689
 
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - call in the airstrike!
 withak: @Teechur and so it begins
 ChubbyBuddy: @AlexDeLarge a true environmentalist
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Scoo I saw my first Halloween display of the year today.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia And Christmas shit
 Coolguy: Humans: recognize the absurdity of existence but ignore the fact and still go to work every morning.
 Ulillillia: Humans: "there's still two months of summer, we must remove all the summer stuff from our stores and replace it with school supplies"
 AlexDeLarge: ...then poop it out and eat the poop.
 boozer: Humans: "winter approaches, I must listen to Christmas music in late October and put on 10 lbs of "holiday" fat"
 trelyate: barfk
Image 191638   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
407
 
 petepuma: I'm glad we replaced the light bulb with a heat lamp
 Horatio: On second thought, using Barbie's dream house as our blueprint was I'll advised.
 Dr. Bathroom: Finally, a red light district for your very own house!
 Teechur: More flat surfaces to have to dust and not fill up with random crap that is supposed to go someplace else.
 Catcat: Randomly generated house strikes again!
 WTF: Keep your relationship warm after the initial fire has died down.
 Cami: Oh, hi guys! *runs up stairs into wall*
 LurkedMoar: Redrum
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Baby, I really feel like our relationship is in the red-zone"
Image 191637   07-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
580
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Coolguy i would watch a show called Bug Battles
 Warrax: There's a time and a place for that sort of thing, and goddamn if this isn't it.
 addend: #191641.
 Coolguy: @bug battles
 bug: wtf is going on outside?
 wordjones: Please stop euthanizing while I try to masturbate you
 Meow: Who doesn't want to feel younger?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Harry, Harry, and Howard really hit a home run with this one. Masterful rhyme scheme with such a difficult setup of masturbation and euthanazia
 Nope: I'm going to die doing what I love!
Image 191636   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
502
 
 carpwoman: @a robot - God they are an odd lot.
 a robot: @carpwoman I guess those are some kind of futuristic Japanese cat food dispensers. Each cat has their own little compartment, here's a different angle image.ibb.co/kUgqPa/…
 Catcat: Meow Meow Revolution
 bug: In the recording studio for the next Meow Mix commercial theme song.
 Winterneuro: This is from the training sequence in the next Andy Serkis starring blockbuster War of the Planet of the Cats: The Last Meow
 AlexDeLarge: @carpwoman it's some setup that's supposed to keep their dad from eating their food.
 carpwoman: What are they doing?
Image 191635   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
328
 
 brian greene: very quert
 Fishy: YW
 Shay: Thank Thank Thank You You You!!! Thank You! Thank You! Thank...
Image 191634   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
373
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Scoo all this tv hacking is making me thirsty; better order a tab.
 funny in the wall: bout fucking time
 Scoo: I only see Esk, Kuhtarl, and Pig-Up
 Sage: WE FOUND IT!
Image 191633   07-16-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
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 redmonkey3: fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
 Mr. Butt: @Air Biscuit :D
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt i want to go fast please
 Coolguy: So many pointy things.
 Scoo: RAWWWRR!
 Mr. Butt: EGGS
 Teechur: I'm always amazed at how tiny their paws are in relation to their bodies. So cute!
Image 191632   07-16-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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