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233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

234194  addend: Bert & Ernie.

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Score:
665
 
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - call in the airstrike!
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur and so it begins
 ChubbyBuddy: @AlexDeLarge a true environmentalist
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Scoo I saw my first Halloween display of the year today.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia And Christmas shit
 Coolguy: Humans: recognize the absurdity of existence but ignore the fact and still go to work every morning.
 Ulillillia: Humans: "there's still two months of summer, we must remove all the summer stuff from our stores and replace it with school supplies"
 AlexDeLarge: ...then poop it out and eat the poop.
 Dr Awkward: Humans: "winter approaches, I must listen to Christmas music in late October and put on 10 lbs of "holiday" fat"
 trelyate: barfk
Image 191638   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
385
 
 petepuma: I'm glad we replaced the light bulb with a heat lamp
 Horatio: On second thought, using Barbie's dream house as our blueprint was I'll advised.
 Dr. Bathroom: Finally, a red light district for your very own house!
 Teechur: More flat surfaces to have to dust and not fill up with random crap that is supposed to go someplace else.
 Catcat: Randomly generated house strikes again!
 WTF: Keep your relationship warm after the initial fire has died down.
 Cami: Oh, hi guys! *runs up stairs into wall*
 LurkedMoar: Redrum
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Baby, I really feel like our relationship is in the red-zone"
Image 191637   07-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
555
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Coolguy i would watch a show called Bug Battles
 Warrax: There's a time and a place for that sort of thing, and goddamn if this isn't it.
 addend: #191641.
 Coolguy: @bug battles
 bug: wtf is going on outside?
 Dr Awkward: Please stop euthanizing while I try to masturbate you
 Meow: Who doesn't want to feel younger?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Harry, Harry, and Howard really hit a home run with this one. Masterful rhyme scheme with such a difficult setup of masturbation and euthanazia
 Nope: I'm going to die doing what I love!
Image 191636   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
480
 
 carpwoman: @a robot - God they are an odd lot.
 a robot: @carpwoman I guess those are some kind of futuristic Japanese cat food dispensers. Each cat has their own little compartment, here's a different angle image.ibb.co/kUgqPa/…
 Catcat: Meow Meow Revolution
 bug: In the recording studio for the next Meow Mix commercial theme song.
 Winterneuro: This is from the training sequence in the next Andy Serkis starring blockbuster War of the Planet of the Cats: The Last Meow
 AlexDeLarge: @carpwoman it's some setup that's supposed to keep their dad from eating their food.
 carpwoman: What are they doing?
Image 191635   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
328
 
 brian greene: very quert
 Fishy: YW
 Shay: Thank Thank Thank You You You!!! Thank You! Thank You! Thank...
Image 191634   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
373
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Scoo all this tv hacking is making me thirsty; better order a tab.
 funny in the wall: bout fucking time
 Scoo: I only see Esk, Kuhtarl, and Pig-Up
 Sage: WE FOUND IT!
Image 191633   07-16-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
450
 
 redmonkey3: fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
 Mr. Butt: @Air Biscuit :D
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt i want to go fast please
 Coolguy: So many pointy things.
 Scoo: RAWWWRR!
 Mr. Butt: EGGS
 Teechur: I'm always amazed at how tiny their paws are in relation to their bodies. So cute!
Image 191632   07-16-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
397
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: The point of a journey is not to arrive.
 Scoo: Swirly AF
 wolfpk: This sign is for a high school
 Yam: If it blush I flush
Image 191631   07-16-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
496
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Listen: if you judge every tiny, inanimate object by how good of a centaur it is, a lot of things are gonna come up short.
 funny in the wall: oh, you know, just doin terrible centaur things
 Scoo: That's my dancin' name
 wolfpk: Hay, it's old. It has to be worth something?
Image 191630   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 Mr Bleak: Let's see the Andrex Puppy drag that one down the stairs.
 redmonkey3: get some baby wipes ya savages
 Ronick: Still find a way to get the whole thing wet and ruin it
 Warrax: Finally, corporate america is listening to my needs. And I believe I've been able to say that twice today!
 mrd0t: Judging from the carpet and the nearly empty gigaroll, that bathroom has seen some things.
 Niels Bohr: There Will Be Blood
 Coolguy: Wipe technique level: marathon
 mwoody: "Hey there, pal. We've taken shit from you for years, but now, big cousin Ed is in town. Your turn."
 Whatever: That's a lot of paperwork
 Niels Bohr: Heaven, I'm in heaven, And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
 scribbs: That's morning covered, but what if I have to shit in the afternoon?
 Zampano: this is for post Taco Bell shits, or?
Image 191629   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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