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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
204
 
 VoR: N ancy has a mascot put aside for me, for me, for me
 Dan Tagonistic: @SunWukong @Ulillillia Ulillillia no, it does not make me sad
 SunWukong: @Ulillillia Easy Rad, easy Bad, Does it make you sad?
 Ulillillia: Spare Aggronauts from this monstrosity
Image 191548   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
333
 
 AceOfSpades: Its been years since I saw a Lynda Barry comic. I should still have /Down the Street/ somewhere
 ASTER: Dr Marlys is my favorite Undertale character.
Image 191547   07-16-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
196
 
 piranharama: Kung fuhrer
 Muncharito Beanworld: See: #191196
 p nut: Its just at an unfortunate angle--those are kung fu chops, not heils. This is the film school graduation ceremony where one of the professors wore his Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting t-shirt.
 SunWukong: Is that Jurgen Klopp?
 Winterneuro: What's with all the Hitler salutes?
 Ulillillia: I know that guacamole is extra
 Catcat: I imagine this to be hipster bullshit?
Image 191546   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Felicity
Score:
210
 
 kazzy94: I thought you had to pass the color blind part of the vision test to be a cab driver.
 nerdhulk: She's real fine, my 409...
 Air Biscuit: Pink: the yellow of reds
 Catcat: Colorblind cab.
 Wet farts: "Yellow"
Image 191545   07-16-17   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
340
 
 scribbs: @Dreforian :-)
 Dreforian: @scribbs It is, it's just taking awhile.
 scribbs: I always thought H.M.S. Noodles was a British destroyer.
 Scoo: We sail the seven tiny seas on the HMS Noodle!
 Catcat: For hamster students
Image 191544   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
186
 
 Sadbot: Good morning, now it's time to Bird Up!
 SunWukong: @Air Biscuit Download "Warblr" and give us an update?
 Air Biscuit: I have a bird near my house that all day and night goes "lo-lo-lo-lok" and its the weirdest call and i dont know what it is.
 Ulillillia: Wild parrots in the city, squawkin' loud and lookin' pretty
Image 191543   07-16-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
470
 
 Science: @Felicity: No, no, no - it's not "swiping," it's "Art!" Other artists steal from you. You are "inspired" and "imagine stale works in new mediums!"
 east bay: You just have to swipe from more talented illustrators!
 ASTER: No touching.
 Cami: Trendy glory holes of the Lower East Side.
 Catcat: No, there isn't
 Nope: psst. The art world was always a front for money laundering.
Image 191542   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
172
 
 Zampano: where do i have to be saturday to meet batman, and whats for lunch?
Image 191541   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Sparkle Bucket
Score:
465
 
 UnknownSample: Zippity-do I'm Gunna eat you!
 Cami: *runs red light*
 scribbs: Uh-oh.
Image 191540   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
202
 
 Horatio: I don't want to be just another pretty face.
Image 191539   07-16-17   Uploaded by    omgpro
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