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228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
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 Zampano: naughty dog, thats awesome
 grizzly: @Ulillillia It was actually the dog's owner who jumped into a strangers car and stole a hamburger.
 Cami: One incident or two?
 Cami: I guess Steven wasn't lying when he said a dog stole his lunch.
 Ulillillia: Nice penmanship considering the lack of opposable thumbs
 annterland: Why was their door open? That's just inviting a dog to come steal your burger.
 tib gubb: a good dog, or the best dog?
 WaffleIron: *applause*
Image 191480   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
736
 
 trelyate: save me, Professor Jiggly!
 Cami: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow...
 tib gubb: not inaccurate. i think 'asshole jail' would be more accurate, though
Image 191479   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
204
 
 Science: I need some of those for my dog. She goes through frisbees like, well, a dog going through frisbees.
 DrinkMixMan: Disc Jock
 thebiglutovsky: I didn't realize what those were until I read the comments here. Makes more sense than a big stack of plates outside, I guess.
 trelyate: giant pogs!
 Warrax: I have all the frisbees and/or dinner plates, and I finally feel fulfilled.
 Teechur: Just like when the neighbor's Frisbee comes over the fence. "Mine now!"
 Ulillillia: Today's weirdo item
 jazzjunkie: We get it, you like disc golf
 tib gubb: if you stay drug free, you can have this many frisbee(s)
 Felicity: Knock knock. / Whos there? / DISHES
 WaffleIron: I don't remember this scene from Ghost.
Image 191478   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
331
 
 RalphyNoPants: Sadly his message got here about 20 years too late.
Image 191477   07-16-17   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
393
 
 2Berries: @Cami maybe a discussion for another time
 brian greene: nailed it!
 Cami: @2Berries Chapelle did it before. Still rad. Whiteface isn't racist...it's racially insensitive but lacks the concept of the superiority of one race over another. It's also an awesome picture.
 2Berries: Whiteface racist AF &/or comedy pioneering.
 Sadbot: Low Cost Cosplay guy is pretty darn rad and funny
 Derp Herpigan: Spot on match
Image 191476   07-16-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
171
 
 ignatz: Press 'play'
 tib gubb: yorp
 Felicity: Rude Dog and the Dweebs at the gate to Hades
Image 191475   07-15-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
703
 
 Ulillillia: @RalphyNoPants not exactly CATS ARE NICE but it's growing on me.
 tib gubb: pretty smug for a creature without the thumbs to remove the clear plastic cover
 BavidDowie: classy af
 Scoo: Awwww yissss motha fuckin sushi
Image 191474   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
757
 
 Prostata: its all fun and games until they go for the eyes
 Hosebag: Hold on a second, I just got two tweets...
 Side Boob: Do you want lice? Because this is how you get lice!
 apoxia: I wonder what the girl thinks the birds are doing to mummy.
 Warrax: Kid's gonna grow up to be a bird-themed super villain.
 annterland: Birds are scary as shit.
 Ulillillia: Hitchcock had to make some rewrites, as budgies just weren't quite terror-inducing
 tib gubb: chill out kid, it's just birbs
 Sadbot: Bird Up!
Image 191473   07-15-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
137
 
 Amy Housewine: Seeing this reminds me that I had "Skate Or Die: Bad'n'Rad" on the Gameboy. An important influence on the Spaceship, I assume.
 tib gubb: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A GAME... boy...
Image 191472   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
140
 
 Horatio: When they opened in Virginia there used to be an hour+ wait for the drive-thru.
 apoxia: Seems like an expensive way to buy peanut butter.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic 2012, but that was just last y--wait, crap.
 tib gubb: in-store, this is known as 'death by peanut butter'
 Butcherboy: Beetle juice beetle juice beetlejuice
 Yam: I'm so fancy
 dobbiesdoogs: you could just buy a jar of peanut butter
 Spazstatic: Haven't had cookout in a few years... 2012 maybe.
Image 191471   07-15-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
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