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205535  Volwen: Newborn shrimps are nice.

205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

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205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.



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Score:
757
 
 Prostata: its all fun and games until they go for the eyes
 Hosebag: Hold on a second, I just got two tweets...
 Side Boob: Do you want lice? Because this is how you get lice!
 apoxia: I wonder what the girl thinks the birds are doing to mummy.
 Warrax: Kid's gonna grow up to be a bird-themed super villain.
 annterland: Birds are scary as shit.
 Ulillillia: Hitchcock had to make some rewrites, as budgies just weren't quite terror-inducing
 tib gubb: chill out kid, it's just birbs
 Sadbot: Bird Up!
Image 191473   07-15-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
137
 
 Amy Housewine: Seeing this reminds me that I had "Skate Or Die: Bad'n'Rad" on the Gameboy. An important influence on the Spaceship, I assume.
 tib gubb: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A GAME... boy...
Image 191472   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
140
 
 Horatio: When they opened in Virginia there used to be an hour+ wait for the drive-thru.
 apoxia: Seems like an expensive way to buy peanut butter.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic 2012, but that was just last y--wait, crap.
 tib gubb: in-store, this is known as 'death by peanut butter'
 Butcherboy: Beetle juice beetle juice beetlejuice
 Yam: I'm so fancy
 dobbiesdoogs: you could just buy a jar of peanut butter
 Spazstatic: Haven't had cookout in a few years... 2012 maybe.
Image 191471   07-15-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
381
 
 Volwen: Check, check, check, wait, what?
 Noremak: I'm not opposed to showing girls my brown eye.
 tib gubb: damn. and here i thought cut abs was giving me an advantage.
 Theimposter: If something is illegal to see, is it illegal to frown upon?
 Spazstatic: I thought that kinda thing was frowned upon.
Image 191470   07-15-17   Uploaded by    obama
Image 191469 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kshoxx. We'll pray for you, kshoxx.
Score:
277
 
 Annoying Vegan : Needs lasers
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward I also may be a wizard, and I do the same tongue thing when i'm doing sick basketball moves. i hardly ever play basketball, so take that as you may.
 Felicity: Here comes Jordan, big tongue wobblin
 Spazstatic: Welcome to the Space Jam!
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb Legitimately MJ might be a wizard. Not like the garbage team he ended his career with. A for real, Gandalfy wizard
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb Legitimately MJ might be a wizard. Not like the garbage team he ended his career with. A for real, Gandalfy wizard
 Yam: Loose like a goose
 tib gubb: "I'm casting my magic on you"
 a robot: "Hello my baby! Hello my honey!"
 RalphyNoPants: Getting ready for the shocker!
Image 191468   07-15-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
374
 
 Scoo: A lot of Bear-ly Legal porn
Image 191467   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
403
 
 mrwiffler: This is not even wrong.
 Jrks: Instructions unclear - stuck face in oven
 Mr. Shine: Killll meeeeee
 BavidDowie: Judging by the rate of decomp, I'd put TOD around three weeks ago
 Spazstatic: Oooooooooo, I'm a snow ghost!
 Wet farts: Nailed it
Image 191466   07-15-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
264
 
 brian greene: taco bell toilets!
 ChubbyBuddy: STOP. POOPING.
 tib gubb: real story: it started with the first double roll, which was covered, then the second roll that was covered after the first double roll ran out, then the covers got ripped off, then the third double roll was added, then the fourth and fifth double rolls were added... the lesson learned is that drunken pubs are a nightmare when it comes to paper control.
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur you've got to make sure nobody brings their own spare roll to skew the results!
 WaffleIron: INCORRECT!
 Teechur: I would like to install 4 combination lock TP dispensers in our bathroom. Each person can only use their own. The idea would be to find out who the hell is going through so much danged toilet paper!
 tib gubb: "where's the toilet paper?"
Image 191465   07-15-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
174
 
 Theimposter: At least they arent also rubbing it in afterward.
 Mr. Butt: Like...a parking LOT of porn
 Dr Awkward: @piranharama I, and unfortunately, DO need to go to church for that
 piranharama: I don't need to go to a church for that, but thanks
 tib gubb: i need an adult!
Image 191464   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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