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228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
757
 
 Prostata: its all fun and games until they go for the eyes
 Hosebag: Hold on a second, I just got two tweets...
 Side Boob: Do you want lice? Because this is how you get lice!
 apoxia: I wonder what the girl thinks the birds are doing to mummy.
 Warrax: Kid's gonna grow up to be a bird-themed super villain.
 annterland: Birds are scary as shit.
 Ulillillia: Hitchcock had to make some rewrites, as budgies just weren't quite terror-inducing
 tib gubb: chill out kid, it's just birbs
 Sadbot: Bird Up!
Image 191473   07-15-17   Uploaded by    toaster
Score:
137
 
 Amy Housewine: Seeing this reminds me that I had "Skate Or Die: Bad'n'Rad" on the Gameboy. An important influence on the Spaceship, I assume.
 tib gubb: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S A GAME... boy...
Image 191472   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
140
 
 Horatio: When they opened in Virginia there used to be an hour+ wait for the drive-thru.
 apoxia: Seems like an expensive way to buy peanut butter.
 Ulillillia: @Spazstatic 2012, but that was just last y--wait, crap.
 tib gubb: in-store, this is known as 'death by peanut butter'
 Butcherboy: Beetle juice beetle juice beetlejuice
 Yam: I'm so fancy
 dobbiesdoogs: you could just buy a jar of peanut butter
 Spazstatic: Haven't had cookout in a few years... 2012 maybe.
Image 191471   07-15-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
381
 
 Volwen: Check, check, check, wait, what?
 Noremak: I'm not opposed to showing girls my brown eye.
 tib gubb: damn. and here i thought cut abs was giving me an advantage.
 Theimposter: If something is illegal to see, is it illegal to frown upon?
 Spazstatic: I thought that kinda thing was frowned upon.
Image 191470   07-15-17   Uploaded by    obama
Image 191469 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kshoxx. You have brought shame on us, kshoxx.
Score:
277
 
 Annoying Vegan : Needs lasers
 tib gubb: @Dr Awkward I also may be a wizard, and I do the same tongue thing when i'm doing sick basketball moves. i hardly ever play basketball, so take that as you may.
 Felicity: Here comes Jordan, big tongue wobblin
 Spazstatic: Welcome to the Space Jam!
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb Legitimately MJ might be a wizard. Not like the garbage team he ended his career with. A for real, Gandalfy wizard
 Dr Awkward: @tib gubb Legitimately MJ might be a wizard. Not like the garbage team he ended his career with. A for real, Gandalfy wizard
 Yam: Loose like a goose
 tib gubb: "I'm casting my magic on you"
 a robot: "Hello my baby! Hello my honey!"
 RalphyNoPants: Getting ready for the shocker!
Image 191468   07-15-17   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
374
 
 Scoo: A lot of Bear-ly Legal porn
Image 191467   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
403
 
 mrwiffler: This is not even wrong.
 Jrks: Instructions unclear - stuck face in oven
 Mr. Shine: Killll meeeeee
 BavidDowie: Judging by the rate of decomp, I'd put TOD around three weeks ago
 Spazstatic: Oooooooooo, I'm a snow ghost!
 Wet farts: Nailed it
Image 191466   07-15-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
264
 
 brian greene: taco bell toilets!
 ChubbyBuddy: STOP. POOPING.
 tib gubb: real story: it started with the first double roll, which was covered, then the second roll that was covered after the first double roll ran out, then the covers got ripped off, then the third double roll was added, then the fourth and fifth double rolls were added... the lesson learned is that drunken pubs are a nightmare when it comes to paper control.
 jazzjunkie: @Teechur you've got to make sure nobody brings their own spare roll to skew the results!
 WaffleIron: INCORRECT!
 Teechur: I would like to install 4 combination lock TP dispensers in our bathroom. Each person can only use their own. The idea would be to find out who the hell is going through so much danged toilet paper!
 tib gubb: "where's the toilet paper?"
Image 191465   07-15-17   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
174
 
 Theimposter: At least they arent also rubbing it in afterward.
 Mr. Butt: Like...a parking LOT of porn
 Dr Awkward: @piranharama I, and unfortunately, DO need to go to church for that
 piranharama: I don't need to go to a church for that, but thanks
 tib gubb: i need an adult!
Image 191464   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
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