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228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
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Score:
723
 
 Cami: BABOU!
 Ulillillia: Cats are nice.
 addend: Oh, those piercing eyes... and claws... and chompers.
 a robot: Not an ocelot, just an ocelittle.
Image 191434   07-15-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
30
 
 Air Biscuit: Buck chuck
 addend: Moscatological.
 fakeusername: it's nice when wine doesn't leave you guessing
Image 191433   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
269
 
 funny in the wall: I only now realized that it says "tarted". That's not even a little funny. I wanted to give kellog credit for being edgy and mentioning farts
 dobbiesdoogs: no that's the right hashtag, just not for pop tarts
 Dr Awkward: No. That is not the right hashtag. You have failed, Pop Tarts
Image 191432   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
463
 
 ArchStanton: @Jabberwikket when you see one where people are swimming, you about "look out, there are llamas!"
 Teechur: @Hosebag Come see your llama? Ok!
 Jabberwikket: La llama es un cuadrpedo que vive en los grandes ros del Amazonas. Tiene dos orejas, un corazn, una frente y un pico para comer miel. Pero, est provista de aletas para nadar.
 Hosebag: @Sage Como se llama?
 Niels Bohr: Llamore
 a robot: Llama llove!
 Sage: Cuidado! Llama!
Image 191431   07-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
504
 
 Felicity: The Artist Formerly Known as Weng Weng
 dobbiesdoogs: little red moped
Image 191430   07-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
528
 
 Felicity: Ninety minutes ago, I am pooing in a toilet. Its still there. I can still see it, in the toilet, ninety minutes ago.
 fanny: Anyone else remember the "Bathroom Reader" book phase of the late 90s early 2000s? what an upgrade from having to read the same shampoo bottle over and over.
 Ulillillia: In my day we read comic books and we liked it
 funny in the wall: Yeah, like it's worth it...@square44 @a robot
 square44: @a robot with no phone
 a robot: Like I'm an immortal, invulnerable, omnipotent super genius who lives on Mars? Oh yeah, totally.
Image 191429   07-15-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
517
 
 ChaoticJack: My dog lays the same way, I think it maximizes belly contact on the cool floor.
 Felicity: Rush about to give Mega Man a ride somewhere
 Scoo: Your dog looks broken
 LogicKitty: I am not land doggo, am water doggo
 XLY: the floor is water
 Mad Collager: Is this what the Germans mean by Seehund?
Image 191428   07-15-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
153
 
 LogicKitty: Well, time to burn the place down and start fresh in a new city, maybe even a new state
 Derp Herpigan: @piranharama judging by none of the legs looking thicker than any other, I'm gonna have to say no. The dark spot does look somewhat like a violin though...
 piranharama: Harvestman?
Image 191427   07-15-17   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
759
 
 Mr Bleak: I Googled it, and it's a Malabar Giant Squirrel - cool!
 Nopetology: Looks like this squirrel got stuck in a very colorful vent
 LogicKitty: *throws pokeball*
Image 191426   07-15-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
805
 
 Mr Bleak: And then it got turned into a mobile phone cover: #191530
 brian greene: you put your left leg in repeat 50 times start on right now that damm tune is stuck in your head
 Felicity: Giiko
 LogicKitty: Later a giant lizard pushes him down in the sandbox, thus beginning Mothra's and Godzilla's feud
 Gomi Day: i have no idea why this makes me feel. as strongly as i am feeling. i need to find this manga. GIS ENGAGE!
 White Rice: I was expecting things to go south. They did not. I was pleased.
 grizzly: This made me happy.
Image 191425   07-15-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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