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221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

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221357 Ulillillia: @Robespierre We need you here to keep us Gen-Xers in line

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221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221214 glenalec: @raditzu - it's like social media - you are the product

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221252 itskando: Shoopdawoop edition

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221303 jazzjunkie: They're trying to hide the fact that it's a TV behind them rather than a fireplace...

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472
 
 Aemuli: Mom and dad, what's the Super Bowl?
 scribbs: "Mom! Dad! Gross!"
Image 191219   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
330
 
 scribbs: When I was a kid we knew, we cared, and we were definite, and mac & cheese came out of a box, the way God intended.
Image 191218   07-14-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
817
 
 Air Biscuit: "Give me back my fruit loop holder!!"
 Spazstatic: @DrinkMixMan #191195
 El hefe: Damn it, I NEED A CANADIAN DENTIST!
 The Frito Bandito: This unsettles me
 DrinkMixMan: @scribbs @Greifer Everyone nose
 Cami: Sam! Noooo!
 Teechur: Remember when Opus from Bloom County got a nose job?
 scribbs: @fanny Oh, man! I'm such a chump.
 fanny: @scribbs @DrinkMixMan did
 Greifer: Everyone knows
 Greifer: Interchangeable peaks
 scribbs: Huh. Who knew?
 DrinkMixMan: Got my nose, huh? Well toucan play at that game.
 DrinkMixMan: I KNEW it!
Image 191217   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
294
 
 Ulillillia: I want a tigpard
 piranharama: Majestic
 scribbs: Hiya.
Image 191216   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
382
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Yam you signed off on the proofs, pal
 Yam: Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there's no P in it. Our printer is an idiot.
Image 191215   07-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
255
 
 Donut: Objection! Council is teleprompting the witness!
 Warrax: Hoses ride faces?
 fanny: not a lie if i really want you to ride my face like a freakin' horse
 scribbs: @Nope Sustained.
 Nope: Permission to treat the witness as... sexy!
Image 191214   07-14-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
516
 
 fanny: @Mad Collager lol i'm a little drunk and i'm laughing really hard at that :)
 Mad Collager: @fanny Your mother spent a bunch of time raisin you right.
 Horatio: When do they get their saxaphones?
 Teechur: At the very bottom: farts
 addend: Cool! Now I can think of death and dessication while eating raisins.
 fanny: thanks for spending hours of your life to making this. you did a grape job.
 scribbs: The circle of life.
Image 191213   07-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
579
 
 2Berries: Is that the apache tracker? You know, the white guy who wears that horribly offensive headdress. What an asshole.
 raditzu: still better than Arinnera Husaria
 XLY: ATGATT
 antipatterns: This guys into bondage
 Sage: A more modern Winged Hussar.
 scribbs: On his way to give Vercingetorix a good punch in the mouth.
 savvoy: Can anyone hear the shriek of the wind through the wing over the roar of the engine? Does anyone need to?
Image 191212   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
747
 
 scribbs: @tib gubb You must do a lot of yoga.
 tib gubb: too fucking real
 piranharama: Now kith
 Ulillillia: buttsnek
Image 191211   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
520
 
 Dr Awkward: George W Bush?
 illBilliam: Yarr, hand over the booty 'fore my parrot cat tears you a new one... Yarrr!
 tib gubb: sure, i'm fabulous, but this is just some idiot on the internet.
Image 191210   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
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