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210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

210550  fanny: THANKS FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210550  Dr Awkward: Love me some funnyasduck.net

210561  WaffleIron: Given some more freedom to the press, hoorah!

210562  WaffleIron: She's upside down.

210553  Dr Awkward: ... before he committed a sin and touched himself

210525  UltraBeverly: Gay death star confirmed!

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210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 UltraBeverly: What are these?

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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

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Score:
472
 
 Aemuli: Mom and dad, what's the Super Bowl?
 scribbs: "Mom! Dad! Gross!"
Image 191219   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
330
 
 scribbs: When I was a kid we knew, we cared, and we were definite, and mac & cheese came out of a box, the way God intended.
Image 191218   07-14-17   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
817
 
 Air Biscuit: "Give me back my fruit loop holder!!"
 Spazstatic: @DrinkMixMan #191195
 El hefe: Damn it, I NEED A CANADIAN DENTIST!
 The Frito Bandito: This unsettles me
 DrinkMixMan: @scribbs @Greifer Everyone nose
 Cami: Sam! Noooo!
 Teechur: Remember when Opus from Bloom County got a nose job?
 scribbs: @fanny Oh, man! I'm such a chump.
 fanny: @scribbs @DrinkMixMan did
 Greifer: Everyone knows
 Greifer: Interchangeable peaks
 scribbs: Huh. Who knew?
 DrinkMixMan: Got my nose, huh? Well toucan play at that game.
 DrinkMixMan: I KNEW it!
Image 191217   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Jotun
Score:
294
 
 Ulillillia: I want a tigpard
 piranharama: Majestic
 scribbs: Hiya.
Image 191216   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
382
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Yam you signed off on the proofs, pal
 Yam: Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there's no P in it. Our printer is an idiot.
Image 191215   07-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
255
 
 Donut: Objection! Council is teleprompting the witness!
 Warrax: Hoses ride faces?
 fanny: not a lie if i really want you to ride my face like a freakin' horse
 scribbs: @Nope Sustained.
 Nope: Permission to treat the witness as... sexy!
Image 191214   07-14-17   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
516
 
 fanny: @Mad Collager lol i'm a little drunk and i'm laughing really hard at that :)
 Mad Collager: @fanny Your mother spent a bunch of time raisin you right.
 Horatio: When do they get their saxaphones?
 Teechur: At the very bottom: farts
 addend: Cool! Now I can think of death and dessication while eating raisins.
 fanny: thanks for spending hours of your life to making this. you did a grape job.
 scribbs: The circle of life.
Image 191213   07-14-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
579
 
 2Berries: Is that the apache tracker? You know, the white guy who wears that horribly offensive headdress. What an asshole.
 raditzu: still better than Arinnera Husaria
 XLY: ATGATT
 antipatterns: This guys into bondage
 Sage: A more modern Winged Hussar.
 scribbs: On his way to give Vercingetorix a good punch in the mouth.
 savvoy: Can anyone hear the shriek of the wind through the wing over the roar of the engine? Does anyone need to?
Image 191212   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
747
 
 scribbs: @tib gubb You must do a lot of yoga.
 tib gubb: too fucking real
 piranharama: Now kith
 Ulillillia: buttsnek
Image 191211   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
520
 
 Dr Awkward: George W Bush?
 illBilliam: Yarr, hand over the booty 'fore my parrot cat tears you a new one... Yarrr!
 tib gubb: sure, i'm fabulous, but this is just some idiot on the internet.
Image 191210   07-14-17   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
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