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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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glenalec uploaded 233350 (1477 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
335
 
 Mr Bleak: CALVIIIIN!
 ignatz: So that's where snowmen are kept in the summer..
 apoxia: WTF is happening here?
 Nopetology: A vast frozen field of xenomorph eggs begins to thaw.
 Air Biscuit: Little rockses on the hillside, little rockses made of ticky tacky...
Image 191074   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
283
 
 Felicity: @jazzjunkie Of course, one mans floor is another mans ceiling, and thats why, to keep them separate, were recommending: walls.--Larry Miller, /Suburban Commando/
 Robespierre: Swoopy.
 Bu7Z: @Greifer more MDK for me
 jazzjunkie: Hit the big button in the next room, and the floor becomes the ceiling!
 Greifer: Reminds me of a quake map
 duckfarts: @Scoo same, but riding an office chair
 Scoo: Wanna run down the corridor in my socks and slide down that ramp!
Image 191073   07-13-17   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
450
 
 apoxia: Quelle surprise
 Ihminen: When that vaporwave actually sounds good
 Aufziehvogel: Chill, bro
 Dr Awkward: "oh no she didn't!"
 Peter Pantsless: MFW I try to upload images
 LurkedMoar: Busted!
 Scoo: Stop getting naked in front of your busts
 dangerkeith3000: "I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heeeaarrrrrt!"
Image 191072   07-13-17   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
518
 
 Felicity: Grey-everything-except-muzzle
 Spazstatic: Sorry aggronauts, didn't mean to be a downer. I just think of him every time I see an Australian Shepard.
 Spazstatic: When I was young, we had an Australian Shepherd, blue merle. He saved me from a rabid raccoon one day. He died a few weeks later of liver failure due to poisoning. We think one of the neighbors heard about the rabid raccoon and put out the poison that our boy got into when he got out of the house. I'll see you on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, Jake.
 Kim: Nice cat.
Image 191071   07-13-17   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
407
 
 Yam: He's cute.
Image 191070   07-13-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
550
 
 Side Boob: God dammit Alfred!
 tib gubb: SHHHHHHHHHHH
 Warrax: They're all secret bunkers, Brant.
 Ulillillia: Britons all agreed politely to not tell any other countries about the bunker.
Image 191069   07-13-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Image 191068 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by turtled. Your image was bad, turtled.
Score:
379
 
 Robespierre: Goth goes mainstream.
 Rev80: Goth before it wasn't cool
 wooden boy: Suggested serving.
 duckfarts: @Warrax nah, just a bunch of big people
 Warrax: Is it just me, or is that a tiny halberd?
Image 191067   07-13-17   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
295
 
 Theta Zero: Pika-who cares
Image 191066   07-13-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
621
 
 duckfarts: @Warrax pretty well, actually: http://bit.ly/abstractpixelart
 duckfarts: this looks like something awful
 Warrax: It took me a minute, but this is kind of cool. Wonder how well it would work with other stuff?
 redmonkey3: @Yam - ssso, can you clue me into
 Yam: @AlexDeLarge Right, the hat, face and suit. I was like, WHO HAS A RED FACE AND NO SHIRT AND BLUE PANTS
 AlexDeLarge: @Yam scruffy, the janitor
 Urn BooUrn: @Yam It's Barbados Slim, the only man to win an Olympic gold in both limbo and sex.
 Yam: I get this except for the bottom left one...
Image 191065   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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