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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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 6. shadebane: 1910 points
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10. WannaBee: 1550 points
11. Prombom: 1480 points
12. confession: 1456 points
13. drhenry: 1438 points
14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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 Warrax: Needs polka dots.
 Gomi Day: tweed racer
 El hefe: Born to be plaid
Image 191041   07-13-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
 Mr. Shine: CNN has just quit pretending now, huh?
 jazzjunkie: That's my jam!
 Judge Bread: *Jizz. I am not kidding that is the kind of music the cantina band plays.
 Niels Bohr: Job well done Huston, Take Five.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ihminen Oh, you're ON...right after I play Goldeneye 64 vs. @a robot
 Ihminen: @Peter Pantsless I was thinking of auditioning as well... I guess this calls for a drum-off! ON MARS!
 Greifer: In the small red circle you have BIGFOOT
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like they need a drummer. I volunteer
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hey!!!! nasa send me!! i clear dat out and put on something respectable like odb. big baby jesus.
Image 191040   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
 cassette1: @Peter Pantsless Pointless remake, adds nothing to the story, flat humour, give it a miss..
 Jennerator: "Quick, summon Joey Chestnut!"
 Peter Pantsless: "Who you gonna call?" Well, right now, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and Kate McKinnon. They've got the proton packs since the other guys retired (P.S. haven't seen the movie and thus have no opinion about it)
Image 191039   07-13-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 communist: @Scoo I'd probably fall for a box trap with a La Croix can in it.
 Scoo: Needs a La Croix
 Derp Herpigan: 4/10, needs iPhone.
Image 191038   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
 Kim: @Derp Herpigan extra protein!
 Teechur: My friend watches her nephew. One day, they planted a Cheerio. My friend put a donut there before he came over the next day. #Mindblown
 Warrax: 10 second rule.
 Derp Herpigan: You want ants in your cereal bowl? Because that is how you get ants in your cereal bowl.
Image 191037   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 GiveMePlus: Is this somehow related to contribution to a Gorillaz album?
 Sage: Cool hat.
Image 191036   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 sad face: @kornisjon It will be, if they add water
 kornisjon: Well it's a solution.
 Teechur: Shake harder!
 Derp Herpigan: You had ONE JOB!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: self-service taken a bit too far
Image 191035   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
 Skaalar: You guys got it all wrong. They're gonna put the little girl in the bottle and turn her into vodka! We gotta stop em'!
 Air Biscuit: Not a biological parent, but a contributor none the less.
 Peter Pantsless: @RalphyNoPants thank you vodka for making these people
 Greifer: Socks and sandals... Nuff said
 RalphyNoPants: Thank you vodka for making these people tolerable.
 scribbs: You are what you drink.
Image 191034   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
 Magic Bullets: The part of the flamewar where your opponent says I got all my buddies together, yeah? And were comin over to BOOT YOUR HEAD!
 Skinr: @Dr Awkward As a former purple user, I can state that this is not an accurate representation of ME.
 Skaalar: My favorite episode of Malcom in the Middle.
 Mr. Shine: Google Search: laxatives
 sparename: Round our way, they're known as 'carpet fitters', cos they walk about looking like they should have a big roll of carpet under each arm
 Joseph: That's cool and all, but if you ever drop your keys on the other side of a fence you're going to need my skinny armed person to get them back.
 apoxia: They're looking up the agenda for their next body dysmorphia support group.
 Warrax: The world masturbation olympics are in Todd's kitchen this year.
 ChubbyBuddy: maybe we should each have our *own* christianmingle account? just sayin
 metallica: @Skinr Almost positive this is not an accurate representation of the spaceship. Purple users, MAYBE.
 Skinr: "Sweet! My upload just hit 300 points, bro!"
 Jennerator: Google:Side... effects... of... steroids. "OH SHIT"
 Greek Fire: @Ihminen Dragonball Z.
 dobbiesdoogs: "sick gains bruh" "thanks, LUV is up 12 points so far this year, my portfolio is really looking good"
 DrinkMixMan: Selling tickets to the gun show on craigslist
 WTF: First we order a new jug muscle milk powder and second, we watch the new My Little Pony movie.
 duckfarts: man, they're really patient about waiting for their turn on Math Blaster
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey! Who ate my...never mind." *slowly backs away*
 Ihminen: They are watching clips from their favorite animes
Image 191033   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 tib gubb: this birb's got legs
 piranharama: Didn't skip leg day
 duckfarts: just needs gills to complete the triple threat
 Greifer: They evolve
 Knice: he leg to legs for he gotdamn birb
Image 191032   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
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