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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

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232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

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Score:
704
 
 Warrax: Needs polka dots.
 Gomi Day: tweed racer
 El hefe: Born to be plaid
Image 191041   07-13-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
Score:
756
 
 Mr. Shine: CNN has just quit pretending now, huh?
 jazzjunkie: That's my jam!
 Judge Bread: *Jizz. I am not kidding that is the kind of music the cantina band plays.
 Niels Bohr: Job well done Huston, Take Five.
 Peter Pantsless: @Ihminen Oh, you're ON...right after I play Goldeneye 64 vs. @a robot
 Ihminen: @Peter Pantsless I was thinking of auditioning as well... I guess this calls for a drum-off! ON MARS!
 Greifer: In the small red circle you have BIGFOOT
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like they need a drummer. I volunteer
 ThoughtlessGentleman: hey!!!! nasa send me!! i clear dat out and put on something respectable like odb. big baby jesus.
Image 191040   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
695
 
 ignatz: @Peter Pantsless Pointless remake, adds nothing to the story, flat humour, give it a miss..
 Jennerator: "Quick, summon Joey Chestnut!"
 Peter Pantsless: "Who you gonna call?" Well, right now, Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, and Kate McKinnon. They've got the proton packs since the other guys retired (P.S. haven't seen the movie and thus have no opinion about it)
Image 191039   07-13-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
262
 
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I'd probably fall for a box trap with a La Croix can in it.
 Scoo: Needs a La Croix
 Derp Herpigan: 4/10, needs iPhone.
Image 191038   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
394
 
 Kim: @Derp Herpigan extra protein!
 Teechur: My friend watches her nephew. One day, they planted a Cheerio. My friend put a donut there before he came over the next day. #Mindblown
 Warrax: 10 second rule.
 Derp Herpigan: You want ants in your cereal bowl? Because that is how you get ants in your cereal bowl.
Image 191037   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
500
 
 Dr Awkward: Is this somehow related to contribution to a Gorillaz album?
 Sage: Cool hat.
Image 191036   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
418
 
 Felicity: @kornisjon It will be, if they add water
 kornisjon: Well it's a solution.
 Teechur: Shake harder!
 Derp Herpigan: You had ONE JOB!!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: self-service taken a bit too far
Image 191035   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
320
 
 Skaalar: You guys got it all wrong. They're gonna put the little girl in the bottle and turn her into vodka! We gotta stop em'!
 Air Biscuit: Not a biological parent, but a contributor none the less.
 Peter Pantsless: @RalphyNoPants thank you vodka for making these people
 Greifer: Socks and sandals... Nuff said
 RalphyNoPants: Thank you vodka for making these people tolerable.
 scribbs: You are what you drink.
Image 191034   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
407
 
 Felicity: The part of the flamewar where your opponent says I got all my buddies together, yeah? And were comin over to BOOT YOUR HEAD!
 Skinr: @Dr Awkward As a former purple user, I can state that this is not an accurate representation of ME.
 Skaalar: My favorite episode of Malcom in the Middle.
 Mr. Shine: Google Search: laxatives
 sparename: Round our way, they're known as 'carpet fitters', cos they walk about looking like they should have a big roll of carpet under each arm
 Joseph: That's cool and all, but if you ever drop your keys on the other side of a fence you're going to need my skinny armed person to get them back.
 apoxia: They're looking up the agenda for their next body dysmorphia support group.
 Warrax: The world masturbation olympics are in Todd's kitchen this year.
 ChubbyBuddy: maybe we should each have our *own* christianmingle account? just sayin
 Dr Awkward: @Skinr Almost positive this is not an accurate representation of the spaceship. Purple users, MAYBE.
 Skinr: "Sweet! My upload just hit 300 points, bro!"
 Jennerator: Google:Side... effects... of... steroids. "OH SHIT"
 Greek Fire: @Ihminen Dragonball Z.
 dobbiesdoogs: "sick gains bruh" "thanks, LUV is up 12 points so far this year, my portfolio is really looking good"
 DrinkMixMan: Selling tickets to the gun show on craigslist
 WTF: First we order a new jug muscle milk powder and second, we watch the new My Little Pony movie.
 duckfarts: man, they're really patient about waiting for their turn on Math Blaster
 Peter Pantsless: "Hey! Who ate my...never mind." *slowly backs away*
 Ihminen: They are watching clips from their favorite animes
Image 191033   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
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 tib gubb: this birb's got legs
 piranharama: Didn't skip leg day
 duckfarts: just needs gills to complete the triple threat
 Greifer: They evolve
 Knice: he leg to legs for he gotdamn birb
Image 191032   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
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