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210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

210536  Synthetic Messiah: Witness meeee!

210563  ignatz: Don't forget Crinkle Cut

210516  trelyate: I would watch that crossover

210530  trelyate: IWSN

210555  fanny: @Amy Housewine aww i just tried to go there to see what other gems it holds but it's currently off line

210563  Horp Lello: If you have to ask, you're not ready.

210555  Amy Housewine: FUNNYASDUCK.NET

210480  UltraBeverly: @logono LAFD is about $1400 +$19/mile! Thanks prop 13.

210541  fanny: IM WEARING MY PAUL MCCARTNEY 2017 CONCERT TEE RIGHT NOW HE WAS FUCKING AMAZING

210554  WaffleIron: There's no bottom to the internet. It's not like it's a bucket.

210554  Dr Awkward: Quit slobbing my knob!

210484  UltraBeverly: This is why we say "differently abled" now.

210555  Dr Awkward: My calculator is ducked up

210555  WaffleIron: Because it's warm, because as calculators go it's a supercomputer, and about as power efficient as one would expect a supercomputer to be.

210558  WaffleIron: This is how ram chips are made.

210563  Rent A Dog: I think it is the frequency.

210549  Dr Awkward: UFARTED has strict fart-related policies

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210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210481 Side Boob: GRAAASSS...tastes bad!

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

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210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

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Score:
578
 
 tib gubb: this birb's got legs
 piranharama: Didn't skip leg day
 duckfarts: just needs gills to complete the triple threat
 Greifer: They evolve
 Knice: he leg to legs for he gotdamn birb
Image 191032   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
414
 
 Skaalar: Damn Sea-People. Go back to Atlantis!
 redmonkey3: @ArchStanton - thank you; the illustration is beautiful
 Nothing: Whooooooooo's inside a coffin deep under the sea
 ChubbyBuddy: @Bolt Vanderhuge grimly, andrew ryan asked to be buried with the golf club
 mwoody: The part of Terror from the Deep they don't show you.
 antipatterns: Sunless Sea?
 ArchStanton: It's a scene from 20,000 leagues under the sea. Capt. Nemo buries his fallen crew members in a coral cemetery under the Mediterranean.
 duckfarts: PRESS X TO BURBLE RESPECTS
 duckfarts: gonna bury this guy six fathoms under
 illBilliam: I've heard of burials at sea, but this is ridiculous.
 square44: ironically they died in a fire
 Ihminen: *plays a gloomy church organ rendition of homer simpson's under the sea song*
 Bolt Vanderhuge: death claims all, even in Rapture.
 jochenau: War is ugly.
Image 191031   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
495
 
 Skaalar: "This is indeed a disturbing universe."
 Hosebag: @Knice He'll do you up a treat, mate.
 Jennerator: He projectile-vomits adorable pea soup
 Niels Bohr: Just high quality weed my friends.
 Knice: What'll he do, nibble me bum?
 Ihminen: A childhood friend of mine had a white guinea pig with red eyes and it was the cutest thing ever
Image 191030   07-13-17   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
452
 
 DrinkMixMan: As seen in the late Crunchtaceous Period
 Teechur: Chalupadon
 Kess: My favorite dinosaur!
 Jennerator: Tortilladon
 duckfarts: @Greifer Tacosaurus Mex
 Scoo: "Taco Dino" backwards is "Onido Cat"
 Greifer: Tacosaurus
 Ihminen: Some people depict dinosaurs with feathers, some depict them scaly, but this is what i choose to believe in
 DrinkMixMan: The Land Beef 'fore Time
Image 191029   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
723
 
 divad: High score
 Jennerator: @Scoo me too except I was a broke college student
 duckfarts: kid should be on the donkey kong jr machine
 Scoo: @WTF Holy crap! That would explain some things. I don't think cost factors much into a 10 year old's whims...
 White Rice: @Bolt Vanderhuge probably the bar/lock that goes over the coin receptacle on the machine (because the stock door/lock are quite insecure). Building balance, some upper body strength and hand/eye coordination; this kids going places.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: also there's a child playing Ms. Pac Man while standing on the coin return in what I assume is a laundromat, so that's neat
 White Rice: Samurai shodown IV? Puzzle de pon? Something I can't read? That side scrolling but you're shooting at the background from the foreground 'nam game? That's a solid collection on that Neo-geo.
 WTF: @Scoo Wasn't it like $800 for the console and $300 per game?
 Ulillillia: Wow, an arcade that's not completely ticket dispensing machines.
 Scoo: Oh, man, I remember the home Neo Geo coming out when I was in 3rd grade. I wanted one soooo bad, but my folks were not convinced.
Image 191028   07-13-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
623
 
 Felicity: Lorentz fits Gerald and Gerald fits Lorentz
 dope: who are you @Mad Collager
 apoxia: Now that's compact.
 Mad Collager: Benson! You're in big trouble! I told you not to stretch the limousine too far! Benson!
 duckfarts: Advantages: parks anywhere. Disadvantages: quickly accelerating will scrape the bumper.
 FabricMan: European cars are much smaller than American gas guzzlers
 Ihminen: reverse limo
Image 191027   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
240
 
 WaffleIron: At least it's not the taxiway.
 ignatz: @Greifer Any landing you walk away from..
 Minnesotan: @Greifer you joke but that's actually an amazingly good job given the circumstances
 Hokie333: Lionfish Airlines & Ferry Boats
 El hefe: If I'm flyin lion I'm dyin
 Greifer: Perfect landing
 WTF: ...Your luggage may be used as a floatation device...
 Side Boob: Already doing better than those people on Lost
Image 191026   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
666
 
 divad: The cats called war
 wolfpk: Cat got what it wanted
 redmonkey3: War Is Stupid
 Warrax: Good news- we're having pizza for dinner!
 Niels Bohr: The next image is of her preparing gazpacho, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
 duckfarts: the tastiest defeat
 duckfarts: that was one spicy meatball
 Mr. Butt: username/upload combo!
 illBilliam: Just another day getting griefed by your cat.
 Greifer: War... war never changes
Image 191025   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
452
 
 El Barto: I need another minute.
 ignatz: I'd have the soup but it goes right through me..
 dobbiesdoogs: @Shay well, there's egg and bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg and doot, egg bacon and doot, egg bacon sausage and doot, doot bacon sausage and doot, doot egg doot doot bacon and doot, doot sausage doot doot bacon doot tomato and doot, doot doot doot egg and doot, doot doot doot doot doot doot baked beans doot doot doot, or lobster thermidor au crevette with a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and doot
 duckfarts: I want to order the spaghetti; it's why I'm here in the first place
 FabricMan: Glottis!
 Peter Pantsless: @DrinkMixMan I'm gonna (+) your next ten comments for this. Comments I would have (+)'ed anyway don't count :D
 DrinkMixMan: Bone apetit
 Peter Pantsless: "Do you have any bone water?" "...get out."
 Shay: I'll have the doot ala doot with a side of doot.
Image 191024   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
550
 
 apoxia: He knows what he likes.
 Jennerator: Ronnie Filyaw's closet
 Butcherboy: You know I'm not so sure anymore @Ihminen
 duckfarts: @Mr. Whiskers you misspelled "jackpot"
 Scoo: Don't creep on Brent Spiner while he's shopping!
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, I like "Hawaiian" shirts! The louder the better! I'm a big, fat party animal!
 Ihminen: @Butcherboy Are you absolutely sure?
 bug: grandpa camouflage.
 Butcherboy: Even James may wouldn't wear this
 Mr. Whiskers: Colin Mochrie hits rock bottom
Image 191023   07-13-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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