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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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 raditzu: Gross but awesome!
 XLY: eXisTenZ remake looking good
 XLY: That's not how this works, thats not how any of this works!
 duckfarts: Proud member of the Necro Rifle Association
 duckfarts: this gun really bites
 duckfarts: I'm here to chew bubblegum and shoot teeth, and I'm all out of bubblegum
 duckfarts: [ka-chack] i chew chew choose you [BRRRRRAAAAAPPPP]
 duckfarts: DO *NOT* FUCK WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY
 Peter Pantsless: "Dammit, Peter, we warned you about this! Apparently our previous attempts to reprimand you were not enough. You may want to make peace with your loved ones. I don't think I need to remind you that even Safe-Class objects are not to be used outside of the established containment protocols. I don't care if nothing came of it, and you should know better than to use SCPs for recreational purposed. That is all. Please proceed to the next room."
 Side Boob: I knew HKs were made with some dark magic, but this proves it.
 Mr. Whiskers: Don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me. You know you've got my sympathy but don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me.
 Sadbot: The only way to kill a Cronenburg is with a Cronengun, Morty
Image 191020   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
517
 
 shipotle: Hi there!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Stupid bird won the love lottery. Also "humping bear" is my dancing name ;)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I left for college and gave mine to a coworker for for her boys... i even sent along his humping bear
 duckfarts: WikiHow: How to sexually harass a bird
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny They're really fun pets if you take good care of them. I ended up giving mine to friend of my mother's from when she worked at the zoo. She'd be very old, but I wouldn't be surprised if Birdie was still biting. Parrots tend to have long lives in captivity
 Nopetology: This is not a good way to get your lip pierced.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Mine was just "Birdie". She was real bitey, but I knew she was just playing. She'd perch on my shoulder, pirate-style
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I had one too! his name was Geanie. He whistled the theme from The Andy Griffith show and really enjoyed humping a plush bear
 grizzly: Bird is all like "dafuq?"
 Peter Pantsless: I had a cockatiel when I was a kid. Couldn't get her to talk, but she would sing a few sections from Brahms' "Tragic Overture"
Image 191019   07-13-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
439
 
 Wet farts: Not what I expected when you told me you drove a hybrid.
 Ihminen: @Fiveninety later fhryslords!
 Fiveninety: a rare Fhryslord Town & F-150
 Ihminen: A pickup and a minivan, two icons of everyday american cars finally togheter! er... oh dear scrap that idea... literally
 Teechur: Frankentruck and Vanstein had a baby.
 Pop That Ponzi: Wheels aren't set properly for downhill parking.
Image 191018   07-13-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
435
 
 Butcherboy: Hey I want to see some light between you two. Don't make me get the principal
 bigbison: Sloth dancing, swaying in the moonlight / Sloth dancing, just me and my mate...
Image 191017   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 Jennerator: Rorschach Chrysanthemum
 Teechur: @Robespierre Just keep them off the danged mirror! Use the squeegee!
 Magic Bullets: Some fingerprints are more unique than others.
Image 191016   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
726
 
 Jennerator: A true test of German engineering
 Ihminen: Looks like the interior of a Mercedes-Benz Atego. very pleasant trucks to drive
Image 191015   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
453
 
 mrwiffler: "hey kid...not now"
 Aemuli: Wow, sex and a snack, this zoo thing is really working out
 duckfarts: they're just doing the Heimlich maneuver, you sickos
 Knice: How rood.
 divad: Hey @Air Biscuit holden me close
 Teechur: This photo will come back to haunt that child. Perhaps at prom, his graduation party, or his wedding.
 Christina: Gross! Food porn with a child!
 SomeCanadian: SFX: *humpahumpahumpa*
 Shay: Is this what they mean by "food porn"?
Image 191014   07-13-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
587
 
 raditzu: Say goodbye to your chompers!
 redmonkey3: Up next: x.rays you can never un-see
 Jennerator: I was about to post 'the cupcake is a lie' but I slapped myself until I came to my senses
 Peach: Mmm, sweet AND crunchy!
 Christina: Not edible. And any scattered piece will hurt badly in your feet if you step on it.
Image 191013   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 tib gubb: nice plane, brah
 Horatio: Snoopy snooper
 Side Boob: The original U2: 100% less Bono
 Mr. Shine: Hell Yeah @Sadbot
 Gallifrasian: Dragon Lady's a big Snoopy fan.
 Butcherboy: There was also a lot of snoopy regalia associated with the space program
 Butcherboy: "Snoop"y on a spy plane is kinda funny
 Sadbot: for @Mr. Shine re:#190971
Image 191012   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: byte-sized
 Jennerator: Microcomputer. HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THAT YET
 duckfarts: I told you apple users were small minded [annoying laughter]
 Knice: @ignatz Nicely done! :-D
 Supermansbrother: From Huge Coinage Monthly.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, probably. I had Skyrim CTD a while ago and I was like "My GPU could process half the install file continuously by itself."
 Derp Herpigan: @Peter Pantsless I think it's a Bethesda thing, some slightly aged models of computer today may experience lag spots with Oblivion for crying out loud.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan My PC runs games much better than its specs would suggest, but it still has trouble with Fallout 4 for some reason. Far Cry 4? Fine. Elite: Dangerous on max settings? 60+fps. Fallout 4? Ended up buying the Xbone version just so I could play it. Thank goodness the new consoles support mods
 Christina: I guess within some years someone will be able to make a miniature classic Mac that size that will be able to actually run the OS.
 wolfpk: That's one big quarter!
 Sage: @Derp Herpigan It can't play Fallout 4 at all. It's a mac.
 Christina: But where can you find 5/32" floppies?
 redrex: Is that a Mac Classic, or a classic Mac?
 Derp Herpigan: But can it play Fallout 4 on very high quality?
 ignatz: 2 bit graphics?
Image 191011   07-13-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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