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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 raditzu: Gross but awesome!
 XLY: eXisTenZ remake looking good
 XLY: That's not how this works, thats not how any of this works!
 duckfarts: Proud member of the Necro Rifle Association
 duckfarts: this gun really bites
 duckfarts: I'm here to chew bubblegum and shoot teeth, and I'm all out of bubblegum
 duckfarts: [ka-chack] i chew chew choose you [BRRRRRAAAAAPPPP]
 duckfarts: DO *NOT* FUCK WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY
 Peter Pantsless: "Dammit, Peter, we warned you about this! Apparently our previous attempts to reprimand you were not enough. You may want to make peace with your loved ones. I don't think I need to remind you that even Safe-Class objects are not to be used outside of the established containment protocols. I don't care if nothing came of it, and you should know better than to use SCPs for recreational purposed. That is all. Please proceed to the next room."
 Side Boob: I knew HKs were made with some dark magic, but this proves it.
 Mr. Whiskers: Don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me. You know you've got my sympathy but don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me.
 Sadbot: The only way to kill a Cronenburg is with a Cronengun, Morty
Image 191020   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
517
 
 shipotle: Hi there!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Stupid bird won the love lottery. Also "humping bear" is my dancing name ;)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I left for college and gave mine to a coworker for for her boys... i even sent along his humping bear
 duckfarts: WikiHow: How to sexually harass a bird
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny They're really fun pets if you take good care of them. I ended up giving mine to friend of my mother's from when she worked at the zoo. She'd be very old, but I wouldn't be surprised if Birdie was still biting. Parrots tend to have long lives in captivity
 Nopetology: This is not a good way to get your lip pierced.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Mine was just "Birdie". She was real bitey, but I knew she was just playing. She'd perch on my shoulder, pirate-style
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I had one too! his name was Geanie. He whistled the theme from The Andy Griffith show and really enjoyed humping a plush bear
 grizzly: Bird is all like "dafuq?"
 Peter Pantsless: I had a cockatiel when I was a kid. Couldn't get her to talk, but she would sing a few sections from Brahms' "Tragic Overture"
Image 191019   07-13-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
439
 
 Wet farts: Not what I expected when you told me you drove a hybrid.
 Ihminen: @Fiveninety later fhryslords!
 Fiveninety: a rare Fhryslord Town & F-150
 Ihminen: A pickup and a minivan, two icons of everyday american cars finally togheter! er... oh dear scrap that idea... literally
 Teechur: Frankentruck and Vanstein had a baby.
 Pop That Ponzi: Wheels aren't set properly for downhill parking.
Image 191018   07-13-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
435
 
 Butcherboy: Hey I want to see some light between you two. Don't make me get the principal
 bigbison: Sloth dancing, swaying in the moonlight / Sloth dancing, just me and my mate...
Image 191017   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 Jennerator: Rorschach Chrysanthemum
 Teechur: @Robespierre Just keep them off the danged mirror! Use the squeegee!
 Magic Bullets: Some fingerprints are more unique than others.
Image 191016   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
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 Jennerator: A true test of German engineering
 Ihminen: Looks like the interior of a Mercedes-Benz Atego. very pleasant trucks to drive
Image 191015   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
453
 
 mrwiffler: "hey kid...not now"
 Aemuli: Wow, sex and a snack, this zoo thing is really working out
 duckfarts: they're just doing the Heimlich maneuver, you sickos
 Knice: How rood.
 divad: Hey @Air Biscuit holden me close
 Teechur: This photo will come back to haunt that child. Perhaps at prom, his graduation party, or his wedding.
 Christina: Gross! Food porn with a child!
 SomeCanadian: SFX: *humpahumpahumpa*
 Shay: Is this what they mean by "food porn"?
Image 191014   07-13-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
587
 
 raditzu: Say goodbye to your chompers!
 redmonkey3: Up next: x.rays you can never un-see
 Jennerator: I was about to post 'the cupcake is a lie' but I slapped myself until I came to my senses
 Peach: Mmm, sweet AND crunchy!
 Christina: Not edible. And any scattered piece will hurt badly in your feet if you step on it.
Image 191013   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 tib gubb: nice plane, brah
 Horatio: Snoopy snooper
 Side Boob: The original U2: 100% less Bono
 Mr. Shine: Hell Yeah @Sadbot
 Gallifrasian: Dragon Lady's a big Snoopy fan.
 Butcherboy: There was also a lot of snoopy regalia associated with the space program
 Butcherboy: "Snoop"y on a spy plane is kinda funny
 Sadbot: for @Mr. Shine re:#190971
Image 191012   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: byte-sized
 Jennerator: Microcomputer. HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THAT YET
 duckfarts: I told you apple users were small minded [annoying laughter]
 Knice: @ignatz Nicely done! :-D
 Supermansbrother: From Huge Coinage Monthly.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, probably. I had Skyrim CTD a while ago and I was like "My GPU could process half the install file continuously by itself."
 Derp Herpigan: @Peter Pantsless I think it's a Bethesda thing, some slightly aged models of computer today may experience lag spots with Oblivion for crying out loud.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan My PC runs games much better than its specs would suggest, but it still has trouble with Fallout 4 for some reason. Far Cry 4? Fine. Elite: Dangerous on max settings? 60+fps. Fallout 4? Ended up buying the Xbone version just so I could play it. Thank goodness the new consoles support mods
 Christina: I guess within some years someone will be able to make a miniature classic Mac that size that will be able to actually run the OS.
 wolfpk: That's one big quarter!
 Sage: @Derp Herpigan It can't play Fallout 4 at all. It's a mac.
 Christina: But where can you find 5/32" floppies?
 redrex: Is that a Mac Classic, or a classic Mac?
 Derp Herpigan: But can it play Fallout 4 on very high quality?
 p nut: 2 bit graphics?
Image 191011   07-13-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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