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233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

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4. Felicity
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9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



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233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
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grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
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 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 raditzu: Gross but awesome!
 XLY: eXisTenZ remake looking good
 XLY: That's not how this works, thats not how any of this works!
 duckfarts: Proud member of the Necro Rifle Association
 duckfarts: this gun really bites
 duckfarts: I'm here to chew bubblegum and shoot teeth, and I'm all out of bubblegum
 duckfarts: [ka-chack] i chew chew choose you [BRRRRRAAAAAPPPP]
 duckfarts: DO *NOT* FUCK WITH THE TOOTH FAIRY
 Peter Pantsless: "Dammit, Peter, we warned you about this! Apparently our previous attempts to reprimand you were not enough. You may want to make peace with your loved ones. I don't think I need to remind you that even Safe-Class objects are not to be used outside of the established containment protocols. I don't care if nothing came of it, and you should know better than to use SCPs for recreational purposed. That is all. Please proceed to the next room."
 Side Boob: I knew HKs were made with some dark magic, but this proves it.
 Mr. Whiskers: Don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me. You know you've got my sympathy but don't shoot shoot shoot those teeth at me.
 Sadbot: The only way to kill a Cronenburg is with a Cronengun, Morty
Image 191020   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
517
 
 Aufziehvogel: Hi there!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Stupid bird won the love lottery. Also "humping bear" is my dancing name ;)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I left for college and gave mine to a coworker for for her boys... i even sent along his humping bear
 duckfarts: WikiHow: How to sexually harass a bird
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny They're really fun pets if you take good care of them. I ended up giving mine to friend of my mother's from when she worked at the zoo. She'd be very old, but I wouldn't be surprised if Birdie was still biting. Parrots tend to have long lives in captivity
 Nopetology: This is not a good way to get your lip pierced.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Mine was just "Birdie". She was real bitey, but I knew she was just playing. She'd perch on my shoulder, pirate-style
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless I had one too! his name was Geanie. He whistled the theme from The Andy Griffith show and really enjoyed humping a plush bear
 grizzly: Bird is all like "dafuq?"
 Peter Pantsless: I had a cockatiel when I was a kid. Couldn't get her to talk, but she would sing a few sections from Brahms' "Tragic Overture"
Image 191019   07-13-17   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
439
 
 Wet farts: Not what I expected when you told me you drove a hybrid.
 Ihminen: @Fiveninety later fhryslords!
 Fiveninety: a rare Fhryslord Town & F-150
 Ihminen: A pickup and a minivan, two icons of everyday american cars finally togheter! er... oh dear scrap that idea... literally
 Teechur: Frankentruck and Vanstein had a baby.
 Robespierre: Wheels aren't set properly for downhill parking.
Image 191018   07-13-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
435
 
 Butcherboy: Hey I want to see some light between you two. Don't make me get the principal
 Robespierre: Sloth dancing, swaying in the moonlight / Sloth dancing, just me and my mate...
Image 191017   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
206
 
 Jennerator: Rorschach Chrysanthemum
 Teechur: @Robespierre Just keep them off the danged mirror! Use the squeegee!
 Robespierre: Some fingerprints are more unique than others.
Image 191016   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
726
 
 Jennerator: A true test of German engineering
 Ihminen: Looks like the interior of a Mercedes-Benz Atego. very pleasant trucks to drive
Image 191015   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
453
 
 mrwiffler: "hey kid...not now"
 Aemuli: Wow, sex and a snack, this zoo thing is really working out
 duckfarts: they're just doing the Heimlich maneuver, you sickos
 Knice: How rood.
 divad: Hey @Air Biscuit holden me close
 Teechur: This photo will come back to haunt that child. Perhaps at prom, his graduation party, or his wedding.
 Christina: Gross! Food porn with a child!
 SomeCanadian: SFX: *humpahumpahumpa*
 Shay: Is this what they mean by "food porn"?
Image 191014   07-13-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
587
 
 raditzu: Say goodbye to your chompers!
 redmonkey3: Up next: x.rays you can never un-see
 Jennerator: I was about to post 'the cupcake is a lie' but I slapped myself until I came to my senses
 Peach: Mmm, sweet AND crunchy!
 Christina: Not edible. And any scattered piece will hurt badly in your feet if you step on it.
Image 191013   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
569
 
 tib gubb: nice plane, brah
 Horatio: Snoopy snooper
 Side Boob: The original U2: 100% less Bono
 Mr. Shine: Hell Yeah @Sadbot
 Robespierre: Dragon Lady's a big Snoopy fan.
 Butcherboy: There was also a lot of snoopy regalia associated with the space program
 Butcherboy: "Snoop"y on a spy plane is kinda funny
 Sadbot: for @Mr. Shine re:#190971
Image 191012   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: byte-sized
 Jennerator: Microcomputer. HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THAT YET
 duckfarts: I told you apple users were small minded [annoying laughter]
 Knice: @ignatz Nicely done! :-D
 Supermansbrother: From Huge Coinage Monthly.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, probably. I had Skyrim CTD a while ago and I was like "My GPU could process half the install file continuously by itself."
 Derp Herpigan: @Peter Pantsless I think it's a Bethesda thing, some slightly aged models of computer today may experience lag spots with Oblivion for crying out loud.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan My PC runs games much better than its specs would suggest, but it still has trouble with Fallout 4 for some reason. Far Cry 4? Fine. Elite: Dangerous on max settings? 60+fps. Fallout 4? Ended up buying the Xbone version just so I could play it. Thank goodness the new consoles support mods
 Christina: I guess within some years someone will be able to make a miniature classic Mac that size that will be able to actually run the OS.
 wolfpk: That's one big quarter!
 Sage: @Derp Herpigan It can't play Fallout 4 at all. It's a mac.
 Christina: But where can you find 5/32" floppies?
 Robespierre: Is that a Mac Classic, or a classic Mac?
 Derp Herpigan: But can it play Fallout 4 on very high quality?
 ignatz: 2 bit graphics?
Image 191011   07-13-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
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