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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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 tib gubb: nice plane, brah
 Horatio: Snoopy snooper
 Side Boob: The original U2: 100% less Bono
 Mr. Shine: Hell Yeah @Sadbot
 Gallifrasian: Dragon Lady's a big Snoopy fan.
 Butcherboy: There was also a lot of snoopy regalia associated with the space program
 Butcherboy: "Snoop"y on a spy plane is kinda funny
 Sadbot: for @Mr. Shine re:#190971
Image 191012   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Sadbot
Score:
580
 
 tib gubb: byte-sized
 Jennerator: Microcomputer. HOW HAS NO ONE POSTED THAT YET
 duckfarts: I told you apple users were small minded [annoying laughter]
 Knice: @ignatz Nicely done! :-D
 Supermansbrother: From Huge Coinage Monthly.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan Yeah, probably. I had Skyrim CTD a while ago and I was like "My GPU could process half the install file continuously by itself."
 Derp Herpigan: @Peter Pantsless I think it's a Bethesda thing, some slightly aged models of computer today may experience lag spots with Oblivion for crying out loud.
 Peter Pantsless: @Derp Herpigan My PC runs games much better than its specs would suggest, but it still has trouble with Fallout 4 for some reason. Far Cry 4? Fine. Elite: Dangerous on max settings? 60+fps. Fallout 4? Ended up buying the Xbone version just so I could play it. Thank goodness the new consoles support mods
 Christina: I guess within some years someone will be able to make a miniature classic Mac that size that will be able to actually run the OS.
 wolfpk: That's one big quarter!
 Sage: @Derp Herpigan It can't play Fallout 4 at all. It's a mac.
 Christina: But where can you find 5/32" floppies?
 redrex: Is that a Mac Classic, or a classic Mac?
 Derp Herpigan: But can it play Fallout 4 on very high quality?
 p nut: 2 bit graphics?
Image 191011   07-13-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
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 Jennerator: Bar 39 was a complete failure
 FabricMan: It lost that je ne sais quoi once the new management cleaned up the place
 wolfpk: Because not enough people were getting drunk enough to not realize our food was crap.
 rip odb: They must've read my TripAdvisor review..
Image 191010   07-13-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
707
 
 Jennerator: Tom Bombadil's response to global warming
 Side Boob: Let it snow! (98 here today)
 duckybox: @wolfpk 109 here.
 wolfpk: I am badding this because it is 100 fucking degrees outside!!!
 Christina: (color is optional.)
 Butcherboy: Don't be afraid. Have some Turkish delight
Image 191009   07-13-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
482
 
 Jennerator: Necrofluff
 duckfarts: dogs are furry skeletons
 Bro Bro: @ignatz It's there.
 tib gubb: floof level: extra floofy
 weirduncle: Tailbone?
Image 191008   07-13-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
497
 
 Spazstatic: @werterland Somebody once told me...
 Peter Pantsless: @werterland Oh that's funny as hell. Great catch
 werterland: Oh. My. God. Google that UPC. Here it even is so you don't have to type it out yourself: 606949031626
 Shay: Jimmy Buffet Jr.?
 Jeffrat: Piff, obviously a plant. No one would fall for such a thing.
 piranharama: I like rockin out to Studfindin' Stud
 Peter Pantsless: The weird part is that track 10 actually does have Pitbull on it. Also, I googled "Pitbull" and wikipedia has him listed as "Pitbull (rapper)" and I almost died laughing
Image 191007   07-13-17   Uploaded by    cenecia
Score:
328
 
 Admiral Alan: @WTF a little horny. Sorta semi.
 WTF: He's very horny.
 Ihminen: @Sadbot Hideous and with clunky animation what's not to love?
 Teechur: Where are the tabs to tear off from the bottom?
 Shay: Wow, me too!
 Sadbot: Welcome to your nightmare!...provided your nightmare is late 90s video game cutscenes
 Peter Pantsless: same, now
Image 191006   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
329
 
 romangreek: Angela Lansbury = megarad. Also, classic Lisa was good; current Lisa is kind of a snob
 Jennerator: I was more into the baby with one eyebrow
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot I almost mentioned that I love Lisa as well. And that's one of my favorite Lisa episodes ("Like, 'ya know, whatever"). Actually I kinda had a crush on Lisa when I was a kid :/
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Marge really is underratedly (that's not a real word) great! In addition, I know a lot of people seem to hate Lisa, but I really identified with her in the classic years. Awkward nerd without friends trying to re-invent herself to seem cool in 1996? That was Lisa in "Summer of 4 Ft. 2," and also me at age 12
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Homer and Bart get most of the spotlight but I freaking love Marge
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless youtu.be/…
 Side Boob: I saw this picture of a demon; the Demon of Cabot Cove
 Peter Pantsless: Given the murder rate in Cabot Cove, and the increased likelihood of murder wherever she went, I think Jessica Fletcher might be a serial killer
 watwatwat: So ... this is who's going to play Mary in the upcoming "Mary Worth" live action, eh? Fetching.
Image 191005   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 Ulillillia: @ignatz Let your body bork to the music
 Peter Pantsless: Love a doggo that likes baths. My old great dane loved them. We had this old free-standing ceramic-iron tub and he'd actually get frustrated if you didn't turn the water on fast enough. Oddly, we had the tub before we had running water
 clueful: DOGUE
Image 191004   07-13-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
653
 
 kazzy94: Who would that be written for...?
 Jennerator: A tale of insect lynching
 divad: Looks like it broke off in the apple
 Ihminen: @Shay Your comments now presented to you by: Disney!
 Shay: OH NO YOU DON'T DISNEY.
 WaffleIron: He's popular, but has a problem making relationships last.
Image 191003   07-13-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
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