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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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 Jerm Plemoble: Both a dog and a vet
 Lirt Drumongo: @Micro Jackson Snoopy has been a common good luck mascot for military aircraft. I once bought a model airplane of a U2 spyplane that featured Snoopy in his flight helmet as one of the kit's optional decals.
 Gimpo Horpomple: This Snoopy can turn his had all way back?
 Lilm Gropert: Ain't nothin funny about this
Image 190971   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Vong Rempomple
 Lift Plopert: "Pull over, I think we hit something!"
 Giple Cremongo: "Hey! The post office says they found your mom's vibrator! Where do you want them to put it?"
 Rorb Grunopert: Laika's ghost.
 Thingo Plomple: My stupid dog will chase anything
 Verb Morpoble: Bullet to the stars.
Image 190970   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Mompo Grunungo
 Thiwn Horpumple: I feel I don't get invited to enough Murderface-Demonskull weddings. I would go to one of those.
 Vomp Brumple: @Christina Amy Tenitemsorfewer Housewine Murderface-Demonskull, in full.
 Trimp Plupert: At least, someone cares about prescriptive grammar. (Using "fewer than" instead of "less than".)
 Flald Grunomple: Amy Housewine Murderface-Demonskull? I wish I was you!
 Pumpo Grunombies: There are fewer than 1 person that cares
 Jamp Cremomple: Through marriage I gained the hyphenated name Murderface-Demonskull.
 Boft Rempungus: Now how many have the last name Murderface?
 Golm Morpungo: And that's just sad.
Image 190969   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Hurb Rempungus
 Golm Dampoble: Artist was grasping at gripping here.
 Fruft Dampongo: No grass? Is this some Jurassic hand forest?
Image 190968   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Rungo Drumumple
 Doft Gromple: There was a local sketch comedy show that had a sketch about Serious Putty
 Vift Dampumple: No, they shouldn't.
 Crimp Albumple: More like a great practical joke. Just make sure you are not the one sprayed
 Lold Morpumple: Stupid String TM
 Deng Cremumbies: Oooooor you could call it spicy string
 Burbo Plemomple: @fanny Every day we fall farther from God.
 Fliple Grongus: @SomeCanadian lol yeah, i don't even chuckle at "later, shitlords" like i used to
 Gople Horpongo: Silly sting
 Domp Brupert: @fanny 'Trash in a can' is my- eh, this joke is getting played out.
 Horbo Plongus: I hate silly string. it's basically just trash in a can.
 Trirm Albungus: Skip the silly string
Image 190967   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Dungo Grongus
 Peld Brumbies: Back in the old days, the family would have to keep watch over the bride to be 24/7/365 once she became engaged.
 Rurbo Grunoble: Standing ovation
 Thalm Plemongo: @Derp Herpigan That goddamn Russian judge again!
 Frung Morpungo: -PRRRRRT- "Judges?" *8* *9* *4*
Image 190966   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Tring Cremopert
 Fruwn Horpuble: Like a sturgeon...
 Vaple Albungo: They're all related
 Jango Cremongo: Leave those sturgeons alone. They've got it hard enough as is.
 Flongo Rempuble: Those won't need to lie.
 Lurbo Grunumbies: Who will triumph?
 Vurbo Dampongus: ok, now put them back.
 Crerbo Drumongus: You gon fuck or what?
Image 190965   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Bang Cremumple
 Hirb Cremopert: Quit checking him out. Hes already checking himself out
 Goft Horpopert: Better than crocs ?
 Flirbo Grunomple: These pictures of people in stores should include a picture-in-picture of the person taking the picture.
 Crerm Flumongo: You do you buddy.
 Therbo Horpupert: @Knice he just has terrible issues with his height
 Fleng Horpombies: Sometimes a dude just wants his calves to look good.
Image 190964   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Crort Dampumbies
 Horm Plemomple: Heeeeere's Johnny!
 Baft Horpongus: CURSED IMAGE
 Verm Morpungus: Quaaaaaid! Start the reactor!
Image 190963   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Tramp Morpungus
 Holm Horpopert: return #191042
 Virb Plemopert: Earth, 4570. The last visible remains of human civilisation
 Cruft Plemongus: Tommy used to work on the docks
 Humpo Bruble: @Mr Shifty be prepared to put your money where your mouth is :)
 Varm Morpoble: Tommy worked out and developed some mussels?
 Mulm Flumongus: Nickelodeon ftangh
 Therm Flupert: A good doll head/goose barnacle mix always gets a rad from me!
 Jeld Morpombies: poignant
Image 190962   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Treng Groble
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