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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

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 a robot: @Knice WOOOOOOOO!! It's the little things that make life bearable :D (love the vid btw)
 Knice: @a robot They didn't have anything the other night; but I stopped on the way this afternoon, and --REJOICE!! I jumped for joy… :-D
 Felicity: Sapiosexual
 Knice: @a robot ODANG!! Bless your robotic heart. I'm gonna head over there after the rink tonight and check out the ol' spicy corn sitch...
 a robot: @Knice Unrelated to this image buuuuuuuut look what I found at work yesterday!…
 Knice: Animorphs not even trying any more.
 Dr Awkward: Hm, I'm getting de ja vunion from this image
Image 190924   07-13-17   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Felicity: At right: the Man from Another Place
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Just to verify, this "face swap" thing works exactly like the movie "Face Off", right?
 Dr Awkward: I honestly am having a hard time imagining what these two with their faces swapped back. Let's keep 'em this way!
 WaffleIron: Don't leave baby props hanging. That's bad luck.
Image 190923   07-13-17   Uploaded by    chelseachels
 Ulillillia: @redmonkey3 Triggered
 redmonkey3: @dangerous dave - FUCK PRIDE!
 dangerous dave: On the night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride, fuckin' with you.
 Robespierre: "Stop torturing me, Ethel."
Image 190922   07-13-17   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 ASTER: Severe anxiety is thinking this even after seeing the ball land.
 piranharama: Take the blue pill doggo
Image 190921   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
 nclaw: you got me @El hefe
 Catcat: You as a testube baby
 TFChicken: Go on. Lick it!
Image 190920   07-13-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
 sporky: The more people who have it, the more research needs to be done.
 kornisjon: Know your demographic.
 Scoo: Walgreens has an odd business model
 Dr Awkward: Sadly, the irony may be lost on them :(
 Side Boob: @TFChicken Also, the chairs give you tumors. Don't worry, we'll scoop them out. We're not banging rocks together here! We know how to put a man back together
 TFChicken: We can't research diabetes if you don't have diabetes
Image 190919   07-13-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Stoat
 Robespierre: SPROING!
 Catcat: @wolfpk I too believe it can fly
 wolfpk: I believe I can fly!
 redmonkey3: Zooom!
 Scoo: Boingggg!
 Urn BooUrn: @WaffleIron The Pale Marmot claim you, Bushtail!
 TFChicken: "Not much, just riding on the back of an invisible turtle, you?"
 Mr. Butt: HoverCutie
 WaffleIron: I want this to be the Death of squirrels; it just levitates along collecting and ushering the souls of deceased squirrels.
Image 190918   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Catcat: @ASTER Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment, so if you never hope for anything, you will never be disappointed! It's a very safe way to live.
 Felicity: Fuck you, House.
 Ulillillia: What do you mean "you people"
 Catcat: @kinggheedra everyone got up and started clapping
 ASTER: I don't know who Amy Socialissue is. I'm sorry about it.
 ASTER: Funny Epic Atheism seems like a lot of fun until you hear someone whose whole Brand is cynicism take on Amy Social Issue.
 Prostata: he's got a point there
 kinggheedra: TV atheists go around laying sick burns down on nuns.
Image 190917   07-13-17   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
 duchaschmeremol: shrimp salad with kimchi sounds pretty terrible. not even pierce brosnan could fix that (ahahaha)
 piranharama: @Sage Now I feel like watching Zardoz
 Felicity: R:ak me again and again and again and again and again and again
 petepuma: It's much better than the Roger Moore Dressing
 El hefe: Goes well with Rock Lobster, lots of vitamin B-52
 Butcherboy: I bet that costs a pretty money penny
 dangerous dave: You guys heard about his injury, right? He was relaxing at home, and a friggin' book fell on him -- a heavy-ass, funereal kind of book. Banged him up pretty bad. When the press caught up with him at the E/R he apparently said, "I can only blame my shelf."
 Sage: @piranharama Oh my.
 piranharama: I'd prefer Sean Conneryundressing! Oh yeah!
 duckfarts: give him some privacy, geez
 ThoughtlessGentleman: that'sch the way your mother likesch it trebek!!! (what is sean connery dressing by the way?) i can imagine but.....
 Ihminen: Shalad drheshhing
Image 190916   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Weather
 dangerous dave: Arthur and Fenchurch just slipped off but the photographer wasn't quick enough to catch them.
 TFChicken: "There's a wing on the wing of the plane!"
 Spazstatic: Flying fish on the port side!
 WaffleIron: No wingtip vorticies, looking good.
Image 190915   07-13-17   Uploaded by    reagan
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