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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
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6. Teechur
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8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


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 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
620
 
 Prostata: wall to wall shag pony
 Horatio: Is your girlfriend a poodle?
 sparename: Don't rub your girlfriend up the wrong way!
 Bluetocracy: so, when a daddy llama loves a mommy pony...
 Teechur: They're so fluffy when they first come out of the dryer.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know you anymore, image.bot
Image 190808   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
356
 
 Felicity: @WTF And I was under the impression he had a phobia of spheres, but a little research shows I was misinformed
 Mr. Butt: @WTF "You've already +'ed this!"
 Bluetocracy: @WTF the megawatt slam dunk
 WTF: Robo-Nikola Tesla is about to show some punks who the real King of the basketball court is.
Image 190807   07-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
272
 
 Christina: Wavy.
Image 190806   07-12-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
336
 
 Wet farts: The first rule on Nintendo.
 Borkf: Someone at work always asks for things with the phasing "is there such a thing as...?" And it drives me crazy. "Is there such a thing as a pair of scissors up here?" "There was once, long ago. Now we only speak of them in hushed tones."
 Horatio: Nintendo or Nintendonot, there is no Nintentry.
 Peter Pantsless: So I spent most of my childhood hallucinating in front of a blank screen?! Why didn't anybody tell me?!!!
 Teechur: Keep Calm and Don't Be Such a Thing as a Nintendo.
 Christina: There's no such a thing as a "there's no such a thing as" sign.
 WTF: As soon as you stop simply Nintendoing you will become a Nintenbeing.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo "Pork Belly Adobo? YUM!"
 Scoo: It's like when someone asks me if I have "Adobe" on my computer. Adobe-what?
 scribbs: Shove it, Musk. Your logic is flawed.
Image 190805   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
208
 
 Horatio: Draw what you see.
 Pizza: Same.
Image 190804   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
442
 
 waffles: @bug man alive
 Shay: Foolish for young Jambi, he should've sacrificed himself to the Great Snake because he would be enslaved as Pee Wee Herman's personal genie later on.
 bug: Hey, we're all gonna take a walk in the giant snake, you coming Shiva?
 Pizza: "I said conga, not cobra!"
 Warrax: "Gah! I was yawning and a human ran in my mouth! So gross!"
 Radstarboom: snake, fish, same thing really.
 Radstarboom: Jonah's ark.
 Hosebag: Vaal hungers!
 sparename: " # Seven or Eleven, Snake eyes watching you... # "
Image 190803   07-12-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
122
 
 Hosebag: @Mr. Butt Wow, that's interesting. I never heard that. I was quoting the Bob Dobbs Subgenious radio show in Berkeley in 1985.
 Mr. Butt: @Hosebag
 Mr. Butt: It's from Eminem: "His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on his sweater already, our president Ronald Reagan was a yeti."
 Hosebag: Our President, Ronald Reagan, was a Yeti. Yet he was our president. (I challenge ANYONE to figure out where that reference came from)
Image 190802   07-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
365
 
 Christina: Boo!
 scribbs: Great. Now I gotta carry "AAAAH!" and a stapler everywhere I go.
Image 190801   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 Ulillillia: Boo!
 Christina: Nuculais.
 deeeeeeeez: Not high enough.
 Robespierre: Noon. Must be launch time.
 Mr. Shine: There's where he was shot, Detective.
Image 190800   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
742
 
 Knice: @Borkf 71 at least :-)
 Peter Pantsless: A FLOOFY of FLOOFERS (sorry @RalphyNoPants)
 Mad Collager: A Clutch of Mechanics (credit: The Car Talk guys)
 Bluetocracy: A Hentai of Giant Squid
 Borkf: @Knice A 31-gallon box o' Aggronauts, surely?
 Shay: A mosh pit of beans.
 Horatio: A puddle of chinchillas.
 Annoying Vegan : A sploot of corgis.
 Teechur: A SQUEEEE of baby goats.
 Peter Pantsless: Here's one I came up with recently: a shrieking of little girls
 Pizza: Wait, aren't duffle bags used to carry golf clubs?
 deeeeeeeez: A shitstorm of free time on your hands.
 Warrax: A shipload of mascots.
 Robespierre: A blend of babboons
 FabricMan: A Covalent Chemical Bond of Squirrels
 scribbs: A Trainwreck of Teenagers
 Knice: A Rad-ton of Aggronauts
Image 190799   07-12-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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