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249303  Joseph: Please stop.

249274  San DoDo: Wood praise again

249278  San DoDo: Most haunting work to date!

249282  San DoDo: Now what?

249307  charlemagne: keep it up greg and it'll be two pounds of flesh

249286  San DoDo: They're steaming mad!

249288  San DoDo: Now kiss

249289  San DoDo: This is your final warning..

249292  San DoDo: I like the one where they try to break castle gates with a computer ram, also goat ram in the PC

249295  San DoDo: Tubular!

249296  San DoDo: Oh fou shou, fou shou

249305  San DoDo: This is awesome, I hope there's like a Blockbuster gift card in the socks

249296  charlemagne: maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. in all the confusion I'm not so sure myself. but what you should be asking is if you feel lucky

249297  charlemagne: the trick is to hit the acceleration just as the number two appears on the screen, you get a little boost

249312  Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.

249215  Prostata: they make an ointment for that now

249305  Knice: Very not funny.

249312  sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane

249213  Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind

249305  Mr. Whiskers: And inside the socks...an Apple Watch. And inside the watch...dental floss. But inside the floss is oral hygiene - and that, my friend, is the true gift.

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249189 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249049 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
620
 
 Prostata: wall to wall shag pony
 Horatio: Is your girlfriend a poodle?
 sparename: Don't rub your girlfriend up the wrong way!
 Bluetocracy: so, when a daddy llama loves a mommy pony...
 Teechur: They're so fluffy when they first come out of the dryer.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know you anymore, image.bot
Image 190808   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
356
 
 Felicity: @WTF And I was under the impression he had a phobia of spheres, but a little research shows I was misinformed
 Mr. Butt: @WTF "You've already +'ed this!"
 Bluetocracy: @WTF the megawatt slam dunk
 WTF: Robo-Nikola Tesla is about to show some punks who the real King of the basketball court is.
Image 190807   07-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
272
 
 Christina: Wavy.
Image 190806   07-12-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
336
 
 Wet farts: The first rule on Nintendo.
 Borkf: Someone at work always asks for things with the phasing "is there such a thing as...?" And it drives me crazy. "Is there such a thing as a pair of scissors up here?" "There was once, long ago. Now we only speak of them in hushed tones."
 Horatio: Nintendo or Nintendonot, there is no Nintentry.
 Peter Pantsless: So I spent most of my childhood hallucinating in front of a blank screen?! Why didn't anybody tell me?!!!
 Teechur: Keep Calm and Don't Be Such a Thing as a Nintendo.
 Christina: There's no such a thing as a "there's no such a thing as" sign.
 WTF: As soon as you stop simply Nintendoing you will become a Nintenbeing.
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo "Pork Belly Adobo? YUM!"
 Scoo: It's like when someone asks me if I have "Adobe" on my computer. Adobe-what?
 scribbs: Shove it, Musk. Your logic is flawed.
Image 190805   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
208
 
 Horatio: Draw what you see.
 Pizza: Same.
Image 190804   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
442
 
 waffles: @bug man alive
 Shay: Foolish for young Jambi, he should've sacrificed himself to the Great Snake because he would be enslaved as Pee Wee Herman's personal genie later on.
 bug: Hey, we're all gonna take a walk in the giant snake, you coming Shiva?
 Pizza: "I said conga, not cobra!"
 Warrax: "Gah! I was yawning and a human ran in my mouth! So gross!"
 Radstarboom: snake, fish, same thing really.
 Radstarboom: Jonah's ark.
 Hosebag: Vaal hungers!
 sparename: " # Seven or Eleven, Snake eyes watching you... # "
Image 190803   07-12-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
122
 
 Hosebag: @Mr. Butt Wow, that's interesting. I never heard that. I was quoting the Bob Dobbs Subgenious radio show in Berkeley in 1985.
 Mr. Butt: @Hosebag
 Mr. Butt: It's from Eminem: "His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on his sweater already, our president Ronald Reagan was a yeti."
 Hosebag: Our President, Ronald Reagan, was a Yeti. Yet he was our president. (I challenge ANYONE to figure out where that reference came from)
Image 190802   07-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
365
 
 Christina: Boo!
 scribbs: Great. Now I gotta carry "AAAAH!" and a stapler everywhere I go.
Image 190801   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
401
 
 Ulillillia: Boo!
 Christina: Nuculais.
 deeeeeeeez: Not high enough.
 Pikachu: Noon. Must be launch time.
 Mr. Shine: There's where he was shot, Detective.
Image 190800   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
742
 
 Knice: @Borkf 71 at least :-)
 Peter Pantsless: A FLOOFY of FLOOFERS (sorry @RalphyNoPants)
 Mad Collager: A Clutch of Mechanics (credit: The Car Talk guys)
 Bluetocracy: A Hentai of Giant Squid
 Borkf: @Knice A 31-gallon box o' Aggronauts, surely?
 Shay: A mosh pit of beans.
 Horatio: A puddle of chinchillas.
 Annoying Vegan : A sploot of corgis.
 Teechur: A SQUEEEE of baby goats.
 Peter Pantsless: Here's one I came up with recently: a shrieking of little girls
 Pizza: Wait, aren't duffle bags used to carry golf clubs?
 deeeeeeeez: A shitstorm of free time on your hands.
 Warrax: A shipload of mascots.
 Rhombo Dimple: A blend of babboons
 FabricMan: A Covalent Chemical Bond of Squirrels
 scribbs: A Trainwreck of Teenagers
 Knice: A Rad-ton of Aggronauts
Image 190799   07-12-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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