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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

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 Prostata: wall to wall shag pony
 Horatio: Is your girlfriend a poodle?
 sparename: Don't rub your girlfriend up the wrong way!
 Bluetocracy: so, when a daddy llama loves a mommy pony...
 Teechur: They're so fluffy when they first come out of the dryer.
 Peter Pantsless: I don't know you anymore,
Image 190808   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Rocky XLVII: @WTF And I was under the impression he had a phobia of spheres, but a little research shows I was misinformed
 Mr. Butt: @WTF "You've already +'ed this!"
 Bluetocracy: @WTF the megawatt slam dunk
 WTF: Robo-Nikola Tesla is about to show some punks who the real King of the basketball court is.
Image 190807   07-12-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Christina: Wavy.
Image 190806   07-12-17   Uploaded by    sassysass
 Wet farts: The first rule on Nintendo.
 Borkf: Someone at work always asks for things with the phasing "is there such a thing as...?" And it drives me crazy. "Is there such a thing as a pair of scissors up here?" "There was once, long ago. Now we only speak of them in hushed tones."
 Horatio: Nintendo or Nintendonot, there is no Nintentry.
 Peter Pantsless: So I spent most of my childhood hallucinating in front of a blank screen?! Why didn't anybody tell me?!!!
 Teechur: Keep Calm and Don't Be Such a Thing as a Nintendo.
 Christina: There's no such a thing as a "there's no such a thing as" sign.
 WTF: As soon as you stop simply Nintendoing you will become a Nintenbeing.
 Youll Cowards: @Scoo "Pork Belly Adobo? YUM!"
 Scoo: It's like when someone asks me if I have "Adobe" on my computer. Adobe-what?
 scribbs: Shove it, Musk. Your logic is flawed.
Image 190805   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Horatio: Draw what you see.
 Pizza: Same.
Image 190804   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 waffles: @bug man alive
 Shay: Foolish for young Jambi, he should've sacrificed himself to the Great Snake because he would be enslaved as Pee Wee Herman's personal genie later on.
 bug: Hey, we're all gonna take a walk in the giant snake, you coming Shiva?
 Pizza: "I said conga, not cobra!"
 Warrax: "Gah! I was yawning and a human ran in my mouth! So gross!"
 Radstarboom: snake, fish, same thing really.
 Radstarboom: Jonah's ark.
 Hosebag: Vaal hungers!
 sparename: " # Seven or Eleven, Snake eyes watching you... # "
Image 190803   07-12-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Hosebag: @Mr. Butt Wow, that's interesting. I never heard that. I was quoting the Bob Dobbs Subgenious radio show in Berkeley in 1985.
 Mr. Butt: @Hosebag
 Mr. Butt: It's from Eminem: "His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy / There's vomit on his sweater already, our president Ronald Reagan was a yeti."
 Hosebag: Our President, Ronald Reagan, was a Yeti. Yet he was our president. (I challenge ANYONE to figure out where that reference came from)
Image 190802   07-12-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
 Christina: Boo!
 scribbs: Great. Now I gotta carry "AAAAH!" and a stapler everywhere I go.
Image 190801   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Ulillillia: Boo!
 Christina: Nuculais.
 deeeeeeeez: Not high enough.
 Pikachu: Noon. Must be launch time.
 Mr. Shine: There's where he was shot, Detective.
Image 190800   07-12-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Knice: @Borkf 71 at least :-)
 Peter Pantsless: A FLOOFY of FLOOFERS (sorry @RalphyNoPants)
 Mad Collager: A Clutch of Mechanics (credit: The Car Talk guys)
 Bluetocracy: A Hentai of Giant Squid
 Borkf: @Knice A 31-gallon box o' Aggronauts, surely?
 Shay: A mosh pit of beans.
 Horatio: A puddle of chinchillas.
 Annoying Vegan : A sploot of corgis.
 Teechur: A SQUEEEE of baby goats.
 Peter Pantsless: Here's one I came up with recently: a shrieking of little girls
 Pizza: Wait, aren't duffle bags used to carry golf clubs?
 deeeeeeeez: A shitstorm of free time on your hands.
 Warrax: A shipload of mascots.
 Rhombo Dimple: A blend of babboons
 FabricMan: A Covalent Chemical Bond of Squirrels
 scribbs: A Trainwreck of Teenagers
 Knice: A Rad-ton of Aggronauts
Image 190799   07-12-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
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